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Old August 23rd 09, 04:33 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,uk.rec.cycling,rec.bicycles.tech
Edward Dolan
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Default Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in only a Conspiracy?


"Mark Cleary" wrote in message
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ComandanteBanana wrote:
Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.

If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So
the only true Christians are the cyclists!

Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy...

"Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the
earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that
Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and
importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we
know it today."1

http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php

(That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to
spread the good news)


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to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey,
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So what is your point?


No point at all. CB wouldn't know the Emperor Constantine from the Emperor
Augustus. And what he knows about Jesus you could put in a thimble with room
to spare. However, I think maybe he does know a little bit about cycling and
bicycles.

I might hit the road after Mass this AM but it was not my week to preach
so maybe I can go over next week homily on the ride


I wasn't aware that anyone ever went to church anymore. But with a name like
Cleary, you are quite right to keep the faith!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



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