Peter Keller wrote:
On 19/02/2019 08:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing,
but I managed to walk over the spokes several times, I have big
feet. Came back and it was still there, woops, I again walked over
the spokes - with a vengeance. Last walk of the day, the lump of
**** was still there. I think it may now be unridable - I have big
feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it
belongs, but this could inconvenience proper road users.......
drivers. Then again, as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath
there is a good chance that a footpath riding lump of **** on a
bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road.
Hopefully into the path of a HGV.



You are a murderous piece of ****, are you not?

Explain "murderous"
I really enjoy taking the **** out of lumps of **** riding bicycles. You are
so very easy to take the **** out of.