Comebacks after the fact.

Don't you hate it when someone makes a stupid comment and you think of
the perfect comeback when it's too late.

Random Lame Guy: "You know, they make those things with two wheels
now"

What I wish I'd said: "Really!!! They make unicycles with two wheels??!!


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mscalisi wrote:
*Don't you hate it when someone makes a stupid comment and you think
of the perfect comeback when it's too late.

Random Lame Guy: "You know, they make those things with two wheels
now"

What I wish I'd said: "Really!!! They make unicycles with two
wheels??!! *
As annoying comments go, your Random Lame Guy's is not bad.

Your response, belated though it may be, is quite good, too.

Raphael Lasar
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You don't say... they even make them with three![image:
http://www.gilby.com/unicycling/phot...er/i_tada.jpg]

If I look around I am sure I can find one.


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bugman wrote:
*You don't say... they even make them with three!.

If I look around I am sure I can find one. *


Actually, I'd like to have a vertical tricycle someday. Is that Mr.
tinyurl riding that seemingly impossible beast?


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How about this one?

(oops, go down one more post)


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13 wheels.


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13 wheels


Now that is just showing off!

Fool


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On Thu, 18 Mar 2004 12:14:52 -0600, "mscalisi" wrote:

Don't you hate it when someone makes a stupid comment and you think of
the perfect comeback when it's too late.

Half-similar experience he
Like everyone I get lots of remarks 'Hey you lost a wheel' which
becomes annoying after some time. Yet it gets into your brain. Last
weekend someone asked 'Where's your other wheel?' and before I knew
it, I thought I was funny when I said 'I lost it'.

Damn stupid answer!

Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
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