Cycling up 32% in Scotland since 2003

On Wednesday, May 20, 2015 at 6:28:43 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:

Then they must all be in garages. I've been keeping 'em peeled for
cyclists lately. Population of Medway 260,000. How many cyclists did I
see today as I drove around?

One.


No surprise there.
Why would anyone live in a slum if they can afford not to.

On Wednesday, May 20, 2015 at 6:55:34 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:

Do try to concentrate. I'm a handyman. I drive all over town all the
time going from job to job - including rush hours.


"Rag and bone"

On 22/05/2015 16:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, May 20, 2015 at 6:55:34 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:

Do try to concentrate. I'm a handyman. I drive all over town all the
time going from job to job - including rush hours.


"Rag and bone"

Gay male prostitute? hence *Handyman* ;-)

On 22/05/2015 16:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, May 20, 2015 at 6:55:34 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:

Do try to concentrate. I'm a handyman. I drive all over town all the
time going from job to job - including rush hours.


"Rag and bone"

I thought I was a ditch digger? Do try to make up what is laughingly
referred to as your mind.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On 22/05/2015 17:21, Bod wrote:
On 22/05/2015 16:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, May 20, 2015 at 6:55:34 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman
wrote:

Do try to concentrate. I'm a handyman. I drive all over town all the
time going from job to job - including rush hours.


"Rag and bone"

Gay male prostitute? hence *Handyman* ;-)

Written by someone who dresses like an extra in a gay rave movie.



--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On 22/05/2015 10:47, Bod wrote:
On 22/05/2015 10:10, Peter Keller wrote:
On Fri, 22 May 2015 09:08:00 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 22/05/2015 08:42, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 21/05/2015 23:29, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

Then they must all be in garages. I've been keeping 'em peeled for
cyclists lately. Population of Medway 260,000. How many cyclists did
I see today as I drove around?

One.

Then it's very straightforward. If they're that non-existant, you can
stop whining about cyclists using up road "paid for" out of your
valuable vehicle tax.



That's not the point. It doesn't matter how small a rodent problem is.


You're a drama queen. *One* cyclist.

An 'insignificant' minority? He spends an extraordinary significant
dramatic amount of time and effort on it.

OCD springs to mind.

CDO if you don't mind. Then the letters are in the right order.



--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On 22/05/2015 12:27, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote
On 21/05/2015 23:29, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

Then they must all be in garages. I've been keeping 'em peeled for
cyclists lately. Population of Medway 260,000. How many cyclists did I
see today as I drove around?

One.

Then it's very straightforward. If they're that non-existant, you can
stop
whining about cyclists using up road "paid for" out of your valuable
vehicle
tax.

That's not the point. It doesn't matter how small a rodent problem is.

Lots of rodent species are cuddly and being encouraged to breed. It's the
sewer rats in motor vehicles that need culling.



Then the £40 billion a year would disappear and you would have to pay
your own way.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On 22/05/2015 14:55, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, May 20, 2015 at 6:28:43 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:

Then they must all be in garages. I've been keeping 'em peeled for
cyclists lately. Population of Medway 260,000. How many cyclists did I
see today as I drove around?

One.


No surprise there.
Why would anyone live in a slum if they can afford not to.

Are you suggesting this cyclist lives in a slum? He obviously can't
afford a car, so you may be right.



--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On 22/05/2015 14:55, Bod wrote:
On 22/05/2015 12:38, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 22/05/2015 12:27, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote
On 21/05/2015 23:29, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

Then they must all be in garages. I've been keeping 'em peeled for
cyclists lately. Population of Medway 260,000. How many cyclists
did I
see today as I drove around?

One.

Then it's very straightforward. If they're that non-existant, you can
stop
whining about cyclists using up road "paid for" out of your valuable
vehicle
tax.

That's not the point. It doesn't matter how small a rodent problem is.

Lots of rodent species are cuddly and being encouraged to breed. It's
the
sewer rats in motor vehicles that need culling.




and then the majority of the population would die within a short space
of time and we could go back to the middle ages, great. Without
motorised transport there would be no bicycles either, so be careful
what you wish for.

Bicycles were in use in the early 1800s.

Well, things with wheels were, if that's what you mean.

"Bod" wrote in message ...

On 22/05/2015 16:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, May 20, 2015 at 6:55:34 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:

Do try to concentrate. I'm a handyman. I drive all over town all the
time going from job to job - including rush hours.


"Rag and bone"

Gay male prostitute? hence *Handyman* ;-)

Amazing, isn't it? The psycholists always revert to insults when losing an
argument.
Still, I suppose if they must play on children's toys, it would be too much
to expect them to behave like adults.