LVM breaks hour record

In article ,
(Stewart Fleming) wrote:

"Nick Burns" wrote in message
om...
OK, I get that part but what is the "Croc Dundee test"?

In the original movie "Crocodile Dundee", Mick Dundee (played by Paul
Hogan, good Aussie bloke) is almost fooled by a transvestite.
Thereafter, in a similar situation, he makes sure that the chap he is
talking to is really a bloke by reaching between the legs and taking a
good handful.

Kurgan: Who wrote "The Count of Monte Cristo"?
Err?
Maybe I should leave you alone. Will I ever understand this?

Dumbass. Alexandre Dumbass.
(nod to Shawshank Redemption)

Did Alexandre Dumbass get Monte Cristo's Revenge when he visisted Mexico?
(nod to Married With Children)

--
tanx,
Howard

"We've reached a higher spiritual plane, that is so high I can't explain
We tell jokes to make you laugh, we play sports so we don't get fat..."
The Dictators

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

In article ,
"Robert Chung" wrote:

I've always liked this post from Stella:
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=st...001%40news.ver
io.net

Thanks for the reminder. She hadn't posted in a long time and I'd forgotten
how she would go off on occasion. Always entertaining when that happened.

--
tanx,
Howard

"We've reached a higher spiritual plane, that is so high I can't explain
We tell jokes to make you laugh, we play sports so we don't get fat..."
The Dictators

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

"Stewart Fleming" wrote in message
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"Nick Burns" wrote in message
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OK, I get that part but what is the "Croc Dundee test"?

In the original movie "Crocodile Dundee", Mick Dundee (played by Paul
Hogan, good Aussie bloke) is almost fooled by a transvestite.
Thereafter, in a similar situation, he makes sure that the chap he is
talking to is really a bloke by reaching between the legs and taking a
good handful.

Kurgan: Who wrote "The Count of Monte Cristo"?
Err?
Maybe I should leave you alone. Will I ever understand this?

Dumbass. Alexandre Dumbass.
(nod to Shawshank Redemption)



Dumbass -

I never did read that book. Saw the movie though.

Typical American Dumbass, I am. Everything I know about Sodom Hussein, I
learned on CNN.

On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 18:58:49 GMT, Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
Everything I know about Sodom Hussein, I learned on CNN.

From way back when you still owned a tv? Because I thought you said
you didn't have one.

"Ewoud Dronkert" wrote in message
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On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 18:58:49 GMT, Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
Everything I know about Sodom Hussein, I learned on CNN.

From way back when you still owned a tv? Because I thought you said
you didn't have one.


The line about Sodom Hussein is a joke.

Ewoud Dronkert wrote:
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 18:58:49 GMT, Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
Everything I know about Sodom Hussein, I learned on CNN.

From way back when you still owned a tv? Because I thought you said
you didn't have one.

That you keep track of this is disquieting.

On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 22:25:24 +0200, Robert Chung wrote:
That you keep track of this is disquieting.

No no, I'm not keeping track, that was just something from the top of
my head.

"Ewoud Dronkert" wrote in message
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On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 22:25:24 +0200, Robert Chung wrote:
That you keep track of this is disquieting.

No no, I'm not keeping track, that was just something from the top of
my head.

Your typed English and sincerity is better now with fewer jokes.

B-

PS-The fact that you guys are still mucking around in this thread is
disquieting, but I was mucking around as well.

"Stewart Fleming" wrote in message
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"Nick Burns" wrote in message
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OK, I get that part but what is the "Croc Dundee test"?

In the original movie "Crocodile Dundee", Mick Dundee (played by Paul
Hogan, good Aussie bloke) is almost fooled by a transvestite.
Thereafter, in a similar situation, he makes sure that the chap he is
talking to is really a bloke by reaching between the legs and taking a
good handful.

Kurgan: Who wrote "The Count of Monte Cristo"?
Err?
Maybe I should leave you alone. Will I ever understand this?

Dumbass. Alexandre Dumbass.
(nod to Shawshank Redemption)


Oh yeah, I remember that one now. He says something about a "Sheila" or not
a Sheila...something along those lines. You have to see his cavalier
approach to appreciate it I think.