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Old January 26th 14, 06:07 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.


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Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."
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Old January 26th 14, 07:03 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 26/01/2014 17:07, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.



Hi Dave

We missed you.

Justin has not been seen for months, what did you do to him?

The rabid loons are still here, just a few less than before.
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Old January 26th 14, 08:55 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 26/01/2014 18:03, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 26/01/2014 17:07, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.



Hi Dave

We missed you.

Justin has not been seen for months, what did you do to him?


I think his brain exploded.

The rabid loons are still here, just a few less than before.


Chief loons are still about though.



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Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."
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Old January 27th 14, 12:03 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Cai
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On Sun, 26 Jan 2014 17:07:20 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
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I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.



Welcome back.

Did you go over to Holland and find some road-kill?

(I am posting in this fashion: random name in the From field - and signed by me
because Glugg has suggested I do it in order to evade kill-files. Well I think
that's why he did it - it certainly seems to have worked He is my little
helper (between his gluggs of course)


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Old January 27th 14, 12:05 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Rider[_2_]
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On Sun, 26 Jan 2014 19:55:15 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
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On 26/01/2014 18:03, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 26/01/2014 17:07, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.



Hi Dave

We missed you.

Justin has not been seen for months, what did you do to him?


I think his brain exploded.

The rabid loons are still here, just a few less than before.


Chief loons are still about though.



You are right: "Glugg, Glugg, down the plug" and the ex-school teacher.


Judith
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Old January 27th 14, 02:25 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Tarcap
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"Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message ...

On 26/01/2014 18:03, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 26/01/2014 17:07, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.



Hi Dave

We missed you.

Justin has not been seen for months, what did you do to him?


I think his brain exploded.

The rabid loons are still here, just a few less than before.


Chief loons are still about though.

Welcome back, Dave. I trust with your well earned rest you are now fighting
fit to do battle with said loons.
I hope their much increased lunacy will not deter you from our quest to help
them see the error of their ways.



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Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."

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Old January 27th 14, 10:24 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bertie Wooster[_2_]
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On Sun, 26 Jan 2014 17:07:20 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.


I note that your old house has increased in value by nearly £10,000
since you downsized by buying another house next to the motorway
costing just £2,000 over the threshold for stamp duty.

Have you squandered the £45,000 you raised by downsizing yet?
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Old January 27th 14, 11:11 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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"Bertie Wooster" wrote in message
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On Sun, 26 Jan 2014 17:07:20 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.


I note that your old house has increased in value by nearly £10,000
since you downsized by buying another house next to the motorway
costing just £2,000 over the threshold for stamp duty.

Have you squandered the £45,000 you raised by downsizing yet?

Careful Dave, I think you may have a stalker.

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Old January 27th 14, 11:13 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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"Bertie Wooster" wrote in message
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On Sun, 26 Jan 2014 17:07:20 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.


I note that your old house has increased in value by nearly £10,000
since you downsized by buying another house next to the motorway
costing just £2,000 over the threshold for stamp duty.

Have you squandered the £45,000 you raised by downsizing yet?


*STALKER ALERT*

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Old January 27th 14, 11:21 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mentalguy2k8[_2_]
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"Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message
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I've decided to return & try to cure a few cyclists.


About time too...

 




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