A week in review

To summarize, these are the issues where I knocked the ****ing taste out
of people's mouth:

1.) Van Impe: proved he was a douchebag and the courier did nothing
wrong despite overwhelming protests from gimps in here.

2.) Minor Taylor: proved his hype on the gerbil wheel was just that,
hype. 8th place in the pursuit in Manchester equates to halfprice on a
quart of Wonton soup in Beijing, but no medal. Does he go to college
and major in criminal justice or does he waste 4 more years on a gerbil
wheel until the London Games?

3.) Asthma: a medicalized cover story for doping wannabee cyclists who
think that the definition of asthma is when their lungs burn after a 3
hour ride in cold weather (or whatever other story they tell their
rubber-stamping doctor).

4.) Cadel Evans: another stupid pro who condemns fellow pro Landis
during his PENDING CAS appeal, but will be the first to give quotes to
the press about his concerns over due process in doping cases. Most pros
are stupid like this.

5.) Most of you people in here are fantastic candidates for a full
frontal lobotomy.



Magilla

On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:57:13 -0400, MagillaGorilla wrote:

To summarize, these are the issues where I knocked the ****ing taste out
of people's mouth:

1.) Van Impe: proved he was a douchebag and the courier did nothing
wrong despite overwhelming protests from gimps in here.

2.) Minor Taylor: proved his hype on the gerbil wheel was just that,
hype. 8th place in the pursuit in Manchester equates to halfprice on a
quart of Wonton soup in Beijing, but no medal. Does he go to college
and major in criminal justice or does he waste 4 more years on a gerbil
wheel until the London Games?

3.) Asthma: a medicalized cover story for doping wannabee cyclists who
think that the definition of asthma is when their lungs burn after a 3
hour ride in cold weather (or whatever other story they tell their
rubber-stamping doctor).

4.) Cadel Evans: another stupid pro who condemns fellow pro Landis
during his PENDING CAS appeal, but will be the first to give quotes to
the press about his concerns over due process in doping cases. Most pros
are stupid like this.

5.) Most of you people in here are fantastic candidates for a full
frontal lobotomy.

And one of us has clearly led the way and already gotten his.

5.) Most of you people in here are fantastic candidates for a full frontal
lobotomy.

Candidates? Not examples of? My goodness, coming from you, that's a
thinly-veiled compliment!

--Mike Jacoubowsky
Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReaction.com
Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA


"MagillaGorilla" wrote in message
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To summarize, these are the issues where I knocked the ****ing taste out
of people's mouth:

1.) Van Impe: proved he was a douchebag and the courier did nothing wrong
despite overwhelming protests from gimps in here.

2.) Minor Taylor: proved his hype on the gerbil wheel was just that, hype.
8th place in the pursuit in Manchester equates to halfprice on a quart of
Wonton soup in Beijing, but no medal. Does he go to college and major in
criminal justice or does he waste 4 more years on a gerbil wheel until the
London Games?

3.) Asthma: a medicalized cover story for doping wannabee cyclists who
think that the definition of asthma is when their lungs burn after a 3
hour ride in cold weather (or whatever other story they tell their
rubber-stamping doctor).

4.) Cadel Evans: another stupid pro who condemns fellow pro Landis during
his PENDING CAS appeal, but will be the first to give quotes to the press
about his concerns over due process in doping cases. Most pros are stupid
like this.

5.) Most of you people in here are fantastic candidates for a full frontal
lobotomy.



Magilla

On Mar 31, 3:57 pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
To summarize, these are the issues where I knocked the ****ing taste out
of people's mouth:


Yeah, but your Tammy Thomas shaving cream thread is dying on the vine.

On Apr 1, 12:57*am, MagillaGorilla wrote:

4.) Cadel Evans: another stupid pro who condemns fellow pro Landis
during his PENDING CAS appeal, but will be the first to give quotes to
the press about his concerns over due process in doping cases. Most pros
are stupid like this.

I was almost prepared to like Cadel despite his usual whining, until I
read his "beaten by cheats" quote.

Joseph