New name for cyclists

We all know the terms - road lice, road cockroaches, ****wits, ******s,
bell-ends, pillocks, organ donors. (I'd rather die than receive an organ
from a bloody low life cyclist).
The new name comes from the brainless Australians!
Road Toads.

On 10.12.2017 11:17, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
We all know the terms - road lice, road cockroaches, ****wits, ******s,
bell-ends, pillocks, organ donors. (I'd rather die than receive an organ
from a bloody low life cyclist).
The new name comes from the brainless Australians!
Road Toads.



And proud of it.
It really is a very great compliment to be called a road toad by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

On Saturday, December 9, 2017 at 10:18:24 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
We all know the terms - road lice, road cockroaches, ****wits, ******s,
bell-ends, pillocks, organ donors. (I'd rather die than receive an organ
from a bloody low life cyclist).
The new name comes from the brainless Australians!
Road Toads.

Surely Road Funders would be a better title.
It has long been established that motor vehicle taxes only cover 60% of motorway maintenance costs and cyclists tend to be high rate tax payers.
Not that a professional scrounger like you can understand such concepts.