!@#$%$@!!

fark!

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthan
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons rippe
off(bone at top of shoulder). sticking up at avery wierd angle. ver
sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific.

sook. hurties. milkin it
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel better

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys.
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutc

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flyingdutch

flyingdutch Wrote:
fark!

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthan
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons rippe
off(bone at top of shoulder). sticking up at avery wierd angle. ver
sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific.

sook. hurties. milkin it
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel better

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys.
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch

Ouch!! Dutchy glad you're OK. Just dont mix the drugs and get wel
soon.

And all you others stay safe!

Parb

--
kanangara

flyingdutch Wrote:
fark!

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthan
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons rippe
off(bone at top of shoulder). sticking up at avery wierd angle. ver
sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific.

sook. hurties. milkin it
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel better

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys.
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch

Oh screw that for a joke. That sux. Good to see your reasonably oka
though. Could've been worse I guess.

Hate it how drivers don't look for bikes. Did that person just not se
you or did they misjudge your speed?

Finally the obligatory "how's the bike?". And which bike was it

--
jazmo

flyingdutch Wrote:
fark!

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthan
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons rippe
off(bone at top of shoulder). sticking up at avery wierd angle. ver
sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific.

sook. hurties. milkin it
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel better

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys.
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch


Owie... You're not having a good run lately! Just after the gravel ras
heals, someone decided that you haven't had enough bed-rest yet....

Where exactly did this prat get you? These are the Bulleen Rd/Doncaste
Rd shops I take it?

Maybe we should bring you along to Saturday's protest ride as a
example

Heal well... muchly Dr Phil and cooking shows for you..

--
eddiec

flyingdutch Wrote:
fark

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthan
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons rippe
off(bone at top of shoulder). sticking up at avery wierd angle. ver
sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific

sook. hurties. milkin i
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel bette

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch

Oowwww! Glad to hear it wasn't any worse. Did you get the good drug
that you put up your nose from the ambos? Fentanyl is one I recall
there is a limit of 6 (I forget over what time but it is fairly short)
Just remember to say "I want 6 shots up my nose, I want 6 shots up m
nose. I want 6 shots up my nose....

May the gods of cycling smile upon your recovery..

... and **** upon the driver who did this to yo

Steve

And Dutch, how and where did they apply the gaffa tape to you? (I wa
just checking another thread where a certain F"dont ask"Dutch sai
"gaffa tape cure everything

:

--
SteveA

flyingdutch Wrote:
fark

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthan
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons rippe
off(bone at top of shoulder). sticking up at avery wierd angle. ver
sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific

sook. hurties. milkin i
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel bette

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch
yikes! this is never a good thing to hear about... I hope tha
the injuries heal swiftly and you and the bike are back together soon.
(By the way, how is the bike??

Al

--
alison_b

flyingdutch Wrote:
fark!

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthan
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons rippe
off(bone at top of shoulder). sticking up at avery wierd angle. ver
sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific.

sook. hurties. milkin it
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel better

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys.
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch

gees Dutchy Heal quickly dude!!!! It just makes m
sadder and sadder each time I hear about a car (and driver!!
renegotiating road rules with cyclists. I hate riding the trainer bu
somedays its safer than riding on the road!!!! We are fare game ou
there. When will the moratorium on cyclist hunting be brought in?????
can't see the banning of stupidity and ignorance ever going ahead tho :


take care Dutch

--
warrwych

On Wed, 04 May 2005 at 02:16 GMT, flyingdutch (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

fark!

farkin indeed!

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthand
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons ripped
off(bone at top of shoulder).

ouchy ouchy.

sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least a
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt.
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific.

That's a rarity. Maybe they are a bit more aware of law than the
lusers in SA.

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys.
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch

The drugs are good, aren't they!?

--
TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/
BSDM is fun, nothing like AIX. --Graham Reed

"flyingdutch" wrote:

fark!

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthand
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons ripped
off(bone at top of shoulder).

Ohmigod! Ouuwwch! My shoulder is sympathising with you, it just gave me a
reminder twinge. Really sorry to hear about the accident and glad you're at
least on the mend

sticking up at avery wierd angle. very sore.

I'll bet it was. Take lots of care now with that shoulder Dutch, and do what
the doctor says.

good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least a
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt.
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific.

sook. hurties. milkin it
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel better

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys.
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch

Kind nurses and good drugs are about the only compensating elements in this
sort of situation. Don't know what's going on with negligent drivers these
days, but I reckon it's about time some changes were made to the law to
encourage drivers to take more notice of cyclists. BISA have the right idea
in their media release.
http://www.bisa.asn.au/docs/media_re...ally_may05.pdf

Keep well Dutch.

Cheers
Peter

"flyingdutch" wrote in
message ...

fark!

rolling thru noth balwyn shops this morning. driver makes righthand
turn into me. separated clavicle with all related tendons ripped
off(bone at top of shoulder). sticking up at avery wierd angle. very
sore. good drugs tho (mmmm nurses with drugs). looking at at least a
few weeks off the bike!@##$@! windtrainer isgettingaworkout, no doubt.
hurties . ambulance, cafe owners/witnesses and police were terrific.

sook. hurties. milkin it
off to watch my 'bmx bandits' DVD to make it feel better

F"She's got everything i need. pharmacy keys.
She acts just like a nurse, with all the other guys..."Dutch


--
flyingdutch

Bugger..bad luck Dutchy. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Adam