Dear Diary

26.01.2014 Arrive on group after my release from the sex offenders prog
and announce my intention to show cyclists the error of their ways.

27.01.2014 Spend the day dodging police outside the local primary school.

28.01.2014 Visit the local public toilets. Find relief, but at 14 he was
far too old for my normal tastes.

29.01.2014 Doctor treats my rash. Feels much better.

30.01.2014 Continue to pretend that I am a human being. Unfortunately,
most people are realising that I am a tosser with a transvestite friend.

lol
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My name is Dave and I am a complete ****** because I ignore the fact
that most cyclists are also motorists who pay tax and insurance. I also
ignore the fact - or rather become insulting about the fact - that
cyclists are such a low risk that they are actually given their
insurance for free.

"Dave -Cyclists VORT" wrote in message ...

26.01.2014 Arrive on group after my release from the sex offenders prog
and announce my intention to show cyclists the error of their ways.

27.01.2014 Spend the day dodging police outside the local primary school.

28.01.2014 Visit the local public toilets. Find relief, but at 14 he was
far too old for my normal tastes.

29.01.2014 Doctor treats my rash. Feels much better.

30.01.2014 Continue to pretend that I am a human being. Unfortunately,
most people are realising that I am a tosser with a transvestite friend.

lol
--
My name is Dave and I am a complete ****** because I ignore the fact
that most cyclists are also motorists who pay tax and insurance. I also
ignore the fact - or rather become insulting about the fact - that
cyclists are such a low risk that they are actually given their
insurance for free.

To those who are unfamiliar with the resident village idiot Bwian Wobbertson
: This is him in action in his feeble attempts to destroy the NG.
More power to his elbow, then?