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Anyone got any ideas for keeping their Nethers warm in this weather?

Drinky wrote:

Anyone got any ideas for keeping their Nethers warm in this weather?

Fleece lined bib medium longs...

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"Drinky" writes:

Anyone got any ideas for keeping their Nethers warm in this weather?

Good bib longs - and go faster!

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Drinky wrote:
Anyone got any ideas for keeping their Nethers warm in this weather?

Put a sock in it.

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Drinky wrote:

Anyone got any ideas for keeping their Nethers warm in this weather?

One of these: http://www.velomobiel.nl/

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"Drinky" wrote in message
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Anyone got any ideas for keeping their Nethers warm in this weather?



I had this probem. Both in winter and strangely in summer on descents.

All you need to do is to do is block the wind so anything stuffed down the
front has a benficial effect, plastic sheets or a 2 of sheets of kitchen
paper are good.

Rain proof over trousers also work.

However since I have moved my saddle forward and avoid overly padded
shorts/bib longs the problem doesn't seems so bad.

I had this probem. Both in winter and strangely in summer on descents.

All you need to do is to do is block the wind so anything stuffed down the
front has a benficial effect, plastic sheets or a 2 of sheets of kitchen
paper are good.

From now on, whenever I see a male cyclist cycling in cold weather, yet
strnagely smiling, I am going to be plagued by terrible thoughts of what he
might have stuffed down his trousers...

Cheers, helen s ;-)
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Drinky wrote:

Anyone got any ideas for keeping their Nethers warm in this weather?

Wire a 12V dynamo to a heated codpiece. This may mean converting to
battery lights if you ride in the dark.

Of course, lower temperatures are good for sperm production :-)

Wire a 12V dynamo to a heated codpiece. This may mean converting to
battery lights if you ride in the dark.

ye gods, this thread is doing my imagination no good whatsoever. I shall be
having nightmares ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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at the keyboard of omcom (dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) wrote:

From now on, whenever I see a male cyclist cycling in cold weather, yet
strnagely smiling, I am going to be plagued by terrible thoughts of what he
might have stuffed down his trousers...

I've never felt cold in the private parts whilst cycling. And I wear
a good deal less than most people in colder weather (still in shorts).
Don't take the problems of some to represent all of us.

I could be grinning at the endorphines, the weather, the view ....
or just feeling smug about not wearing bibshorts in[1] your presence.

[1] or indeed out of

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