Trains

Fred Fredburger wrote:
This is a serious problem. Everywhere I go, sexy women named Ray are
after me. I definitely need protection.

William Asher wrote:
Or maybe a new set of glasses.

Oakley Gaydars.

William Asher wrote:
Fred Fredburger wrote in
:

Donald Munro wrote:
William Asher wrote:
I was going to type something incredibly witty here, but then I
noticed that for some reason the browser window in the background
had a picture of Jessica Simpson (before she filled out a little)
showing and I lost my train of thought. The odd thing is I'm not a
big Jessica Simpson fan, so perhaps I should have been wearing my
helmet since this is obviously the work of mind control rays.
What we (men) really need is a helmet to protect us from sexy women
rays. Of course I'm speaking of a headgear.


This is a serious problem. Everywhere I go, sexy women named Ray are
after me. I definitely need protection.


Or maybe a new set of glasses.


After a period of soul-searching introspection, I have decided to live
with my illusions.

Fred Fredburger wrote:

William Asher wrote:
Fred Fredburger wrote in
:

Donald Munro wrote:
William Asher wrote:
I was going to type something incredibly witty here, but then I
noticed that for some reason the browser window in the background
had a picture of Jessica Simpson (before she filled out a little)
showing and I lost my train of thought. The odd thing is I'm not a
big Jessica Simpson fan, so perhaps I should have been wearing my
helmet since this is obviously the work of mind control rays.
What we (men) really need is a helmet to protect us from sexy women
rays. Of course I'm speaking of a headgear.


This is a serious problem. Everywhere I go, sexy women named Ray are
after me. I definitely need protection.


Or maybe a new set of glasses.


After a period of soul-searching introspection, I have decided to live
with my illusions.


That's fine, but as they've arrested people for having sex with bicycles,
you'll want to keep the curtains closed and the doors locked when you are
getting busy with your illusions just in case.

--
Bill Asher

http://www.boston.com/news/local/bre...7/harvard.html

When the officer repeatedly told Gates he would speak with him outside, the
normally mild-mannered professor shouted, "Ya, I'll speak with your mama
outside,'' according to the report.

http://crookedtimber.org/2009/07/21/...-arrest-power/

"Robert Chung" wrote in message
...
http://www.boston.com/news/local/bre...7/harvard.html

When the officer repeatedly told Gates he would speak with him outside,
the normally mild-mannered professor shouted, "Ya, I'll speak with your
mama outside,'' according to the report.

http://crookedtimber.org/2009/07/21/...-arrest-power/

Aren't you going to tell us about how the cops screamed "Chink" at you and
arrested you simply because you were driving drunk?

Tom Kunich wrote:

"Robert Chung" wrote in message
...
http://www.boston.com/news/local/bre...7/harvard.html

When the officer repeatedly told Gates he would speak with him
outside, the normally mild-mannered professor shouted, "Ya, I'll
speak with your mama outside,'' according to the report.

http://crookedtimber.org/2009/07/21/...-arrest-power/

Aren't you going to tell us about how the cops screamed "Chink" at you
and arrested you simply because you were driving drunk?

Tom:

You complete July for me.

--
Bill Asher

On Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:10:44 -0700 (PDT), Milton Muffintop
wrote:

An independent investigator has found evidence that Gov. Sarah Palin
may have violated ethics laws by trading on her position in seeking
money for legal fees, in the latest legal distraction for the former
vice presidential candidate as she prepares to leave office this week.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090721/...hics_complaint

When will the libersals stop the criminalization of politics?

On Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:01:08 -0700, "Robert Chung"
wrote:

http://crookedtimber.org/2009/07/21/...-arrest-power/

Interesting - thanks.

More evidence Obama is going to roll back the Second Amendment or
institute the fairness doctrine or something:

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2...tes-arrest.php

Johnny Twelve-Point presented by JFT wrote:
On Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:01:08 -0700, "Robert Chung"
wrote:

http://crookedtimber.org/2009/07/21/...-arrest-power/

Interesting - thanks.

Perhaps you will find this interesting, too:

http://www.samefacts.com/archives/cr...are_street.php