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Old June 15th 06, 03:24 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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Not a problem for me.

First, let me assure you that I'm not gay.

I just don't like women anymore. Having a wife or a girlfriend
involves 'WAY too many compromises, as far as I am concerned. They are
just a pain in the ass, always complaining about something or other,
and always quick to criticize you but think their own **** doesn't
stink. The small amount of time that you spend having sex with them
isn't worth it.

Plus, let's face it, most women are as dumb as a brick. They never
learned anything in school; they are anti-intellectual as a defense
mechanism, and they are resentful of men who did well in school, went
to college and graduate school, and who are successful.

All women want is a man who is going to follow around behind them,
cleaning up their messes like the guy in the circus parade who follows
along behind the elephants. Oh, how could I have almost forgotten,
they want the man to give them a lot of money. Of course they don't
appreciate it because they are resentful that the man is successful and
has the money to give them. And even if you do give them all the money
they want, they probably won't want to have sex with you anyway.

To make matters worse, even though they are dumb and overly-emotional,
they want to call all the shots in the relationship! And they want to
buy, buy, buy. "I feel inadequate. I'd better buy something."

And if you marry one, she'll use you as a sperm donor until it becomes
too much of a hassle to deal with you, and then she'll kick your ass
out so you lose your family. But keep sending those support checks!

Women are really evil and screwed up.

In short, who needs women? I just avoid them like the plague, and have
never been happier.


Folson, you are a genius almost on my level. I have not had your experience
of women, but I KNOW everything you say about them is true. So very many
poor men slobs seem not to have a clue about women. It just sickens me that
men can be such fools and all-around dumbbells. Well, it all has to do with
the sex angle and nothing else. Men want sex and women want children. From
that springs all the misunderstandings between the sexes. Unless men also
want children, they are better off staying as far away from the female sex
as they can get.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old June 15th 06, 02:00 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:GKCdnYUwR89_WQ3ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@prairiewave. com...

wrote in message
oups.com...
Not a problem for me.

First, let me assure you that I'm not gay.

I just don't like women anymore. Having a wife or a girlfriend
involves 'WAY too many compromises, as far as I am concerned. They are
just a pain in the ass, always complaining about something or other,
and always quick to criticize you but think their own **** doesn't
stink. The small amount of time that you spend having sex with them
isn't worth it.

Plus, let's face it, most women are as dumb as a brick. They never
learned anything in school; they are anti-intellectual as a defense
mechanism, and they are resentful of men who did well in school, went
to college and graduate school, and who are successful.

All women want is a man who is going to follow around behind them,
cleaning up their messes like the guy in the circus parade who follows
along behind the elephants. Oh, how could I have almost forgotten,
they want the man to give them a lot of money. Of course they don't
appreciate it because they are resentful that the man is successful and
has the money to give them. And even if you do give them all the money
they want, they probably won't want to have sex with you anyway.

To make matters worse, even though they are dumb and overly-emotional,
they want to call all the shots in the relationship! And they want to
buy, buy, buy. "I feel inadequate. I'd better buy something."

And if you marry one, she'll use you as a sperm donor until it becomes
too much of a hassle to deal with you, and then she'll kick your ass
out so you lose your family. But keep sending those support checks!

Women are really evil and screwed up.

In short, who needs women? I just avoid them like the plague, and have
never been happier.


Folson, you are a genius almost on my level. I have not had your
experience of women, but I KNOW everything you say about them is true. So
very many poor men slobs seem not to have a clue about women. It just
sickens me that men can be such fools and all-around dumbbells. Well, it
all has to do with the sex angle and nothing else. Men want sex and women
want children. From that springs all the misunderstandings between the
sexes. Unless men also want children, they are better off staying as far
away from the female sex as they can get.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



Now, we know the problem!


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Old June 15th 06, 04:11 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


Now, we know the problem!


Maybe the wrong Saint is being discussed.
I present for edification, amusement, and instruction, a saint with
similar attitudes:

http://www.luxmentis.com/blog/upload...nan-780329.jpg


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Old June 15th 06, 07:47 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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Ed, the best thing men like us can do is to try to talk to young guys
every chance we get and tell them how miserable they will be if they
get involved with women, so they won't have to endure the suffering
that so many men have had to do because they hooked up with a woman.

The only thing a woman wants to do is rob a man of his individuality,
creativity and spontaneity and turn them into a drone who does nothing
but slave for their benefit.

And if the guy shows some cojones and stands up to her, she will kick
him out pronto. He will lose his house and family. It is a complete
"no-win" situation.

When I express these truths to married men, or to men who live with a
woman, they get very defensive and start telling me how "wonderful'
their relationship is. I find this very amusing. What I like to do is
invite myself over to their house in order to view their relationship.
They basically fall into two groups: (1) the guy's wife is really fat
and ugly and usually treats him nice because she knows she can't get
another man (but who wants a fat, ugly wife or girlfriend? No
thanks!); or (2) the guy is just SO thankful that he's getting a little
pussy (usually after years of going without) that he will rationalize
and justify any bad treatment his wife or girlfriend hands out, and
convince himself that he's found "true love".

Let's face it, men "love" the woman they are ****ing at the moment.

It's a sad situation, and one that I greatly perfer to avoid.

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Old June 15th 06, 08:29 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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"cc" wrote in message ...
Edward Dolan wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

Not a problem for me.



Unless men also
want children, they are better off staying as far away from the female
sex as they can get.


The world rejoices that Ed has sworn off any activity that carries with it
the possibility of reproduction !

Not to mention the thought of those poor women having to dirty their shoes
with your groin as they send you on your way.


CC is too cowardly to quote me much in his otherwise freaking worthless
messages. This is too bad indeed because at least if he were quoting me
there would be something worthwhile to read in his otherwise freaking
worthless messages (or did I already say that).

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old June 15th 06, 08:55 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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wrote in message
oups.com...
Ed, the best thing men like us can do is to try to talk to young guys
every chance we get and tell them how miserable they will be if they
get involved with women, so they won't have to endure the suffering
that so many men have had to do because they hooked up with a woman.


Unfortunately, young guys will never believe a word we tell them. It is
something you have to learn the hard way from bitter experience.

The only thing a woman wants to do is rob a man of his individuality,
creativity and spontaneity and turn them into a drone who does nothing
but slave for their benefit.

And if the guy shows some cojones and stands up to her, she will kick
him out pronto. He will lose his house and family. It is a complete
"no-win" situation.


Yes, I could have easily gotten married but I would not have stay married
long because I will not kow-tow to a woman.

When I express these truths to married men, or to men who live with a
woman, they get very defensive and start telling me how "wonderful'
their relationship is. I find this very amusing. What I like to do is
invite myself over to their house in order to view their relationship.
They basically fall into two groups: (1) the guy's wife is really fat
and ugly and usually treats him nice because she knows she can't get
another man (but who wants a fat, ugly wife or girlfriend? No
thanks!); or (2) the guy is just SO thankful that he's getting a little
pussy (usually after years of going without) that he will rationalize
and justify any bad treatment his wife or girlfriend hands out, and
convince himself that he's found "true love".


Folson, you have really hit the nail on the head with your above analysis of
so-called happy marriages.

Let's face it, men "love" the woman they are ****ing at the moment.

It's a sad situation, and one that I greatly prefer to avoid.


Folson, you are even better informed on women than I am. I have always
thought that we men are the Romanticists and that women are the Realists.
That is why we always come off badly in the end.

The trouble is that almost all men when we are young are idealists and so
are led down every garden path there is - usually by our groins. Too late we
get wise, at which point we are ready only for the grave. In the meantime,
the women have what they want out of life - which is THEIR children. We men
end up as alone as we were when we were young and searching for romance. The
truth is romance does not exist. It is a chimera.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old June 16th 06, 12:10 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
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"Specialized" wrote in message
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[Folson wrote:]

In short, who needs women? I just avoid them like the plague, and have
never been happier.


That is the saddest post I have seen outside of suicide newsgroups.
It has to be a troll, of course, and I am violating rules by even
responding.
The thought of someone, setting a mirror on the table, a single rose,
a half-bottle of wine, gazing longingly into his own eyes, playing
hard-to-get, until, finally, he succumbs to his seductiveness, shyly
yielding..And considering this a lifestyle choice.
Now, what did my Brit friends call it.....
I know:
"******".
"Tosser".


No, what you describe above is called a narcissist. Women are more often
guilty of this than men. After all, we men are as ugly as Hell and there is
just no way we can fall in love with ourselves. Way, way too ugly!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old June 17th 06, 06:54 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:GKCdnYUwR89_WQ3ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@prairiewave. com...

wrote in message
oups.com...
Not a problem for me.

First, let me assure you that I'm not gay.

I just don't like women anymore. Having a wife or a girlfriend
involves 'WAY too many compromises, as far as I am concerned. They are
just a pain in the ass, always complaining about something or other,
and always quick to criticize you but think their own **** doesn't
stink. The small amount of time that you spend having sex with them
isn't worth it.

Plus, let's face it, most women are as dumb as a brick. They never
learned anything in school; they are anti-intellectual as a defense
mechanism, and they are resentful of men who did well in school, went
to college and graduate school, and who are successful.

All women want is a man who is going to follow around behind them,
cleaning up their messes like the guy in the circus parade who follows
along behind the elephants. Oh, how could I have almost forgotten,
they want the man to give them a lot of money. Of course they don't
appreciate it because they are resentful that the man is successful and
has the money to give them. And even if you do give them all the money
they want, they probably won't want to have sex with you anyway.

To make matters worse, even though they are dumb and overly-emotional,
they want to call all the shots in the relationship! And they want to
buy, buy, buy. "I feel inadequate. I'd better buy something."

And if you marry one, she'll use you as a sperm donor until it becomes
too much of a hassle to deal with you, and then she'll kick your ass
out so you lose your family. But keep sending those support checks!

Women are really evil and screwed up.

In short, who needs women? I just avoid them like the plague, and have
never been happier.


Folson, you are a genius almost on my level. I have not had your

experience
of women, but I KNOW everything you say about them is true. So very many
poor men slobs seem not to have a clue about women. It just sickens me

that
men can be such fools and all-around dumbbells. Well, it all has to do

with
the sex angle and nothing else. Men want sex and women want children. From
that springs all the misunderstandings between the sexes. Unless men also
want children, they are better off staying as far away from the female sex
as they can get.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


ED, please don't project your fears of intimacy and sexuality upon the rest
of the male gender. You're a well-documented misanthrope and misogynist,
with well-documented fears of intimacy (of any kind).

For most normal men, physical and social intimacy with women is part of the
definition of a life well lived. Of course, you're free to live your lonely
life as you see fit. But insulting all women just because you fear them,
and insulting most men who would prefer their company, just makes you look
like even more of a weirdo and misfit.

BTW - When was the last time you had sex (solo masturbation excluded)? I'm
guessing it's been a very long time. Perhaps you've simply forgotten, or
never learned, what a pleasant experience it can be.

GG



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Old June 17th 06, 06:57 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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wrote in message
oups.com...

Ed, the best thing men like us can do is to try to talk to young guys
every chance we get


I've heard the YMCA is a good place to engage in that type of
"conversation".

GG

and tell them how miserable they will be if they
get involved with women, so they won't have to endure the suffering
that so many men have had to do because they hooked up with a woman.

The only thing a woman wants to do is rob a man of his individuality,
creativity and spontaneity and turn them into a drone who does nothing
but slave for their benefit.

And if the guy shows some cojones and stands up to her, she will kick
him out pronto. He will lose his house and family. It is a complete
"no-win" situation.

When I express these truths to married men, or to men who live with a
woman, they get very defensive and start telling me how "wonderful'
their relationship is. I find this very amusing. What I like to do is
invite myself over to their house in order to view their relationship.
They basically fall into two groups: (1) the guy's wife is really fat
and ugly and usually treats him nice because she knows she can't get
another man (but who wants a fat, ugly wife or girlfriend? No
thanks!); or (2) the guy is just SO thankful that he's getting a little
pussy (usually after years of going without) that he will rationalize
and justify any bad treatment his wife or girlfriend hands out, and
convince himself that he's found "true love".

Let's face it, men "love" the woman they are ****ing at the moment.

It's a sad situation, and one that I greatly perfer to avoid.



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Old June 17th 06, 07:57 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc
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There's no point is
regurgitating your
self-proclaimed "drivel," Edwina.

cc


Edward Dolan wrote:
"cc" wrote in message ...

Edward Dolan wrote:

wrote in message
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Not a problem for me.



Unless men also

want children, they are better off staying as far away from the female
sex as they can get.


The world rejoices that Ed has sworn off any activity that carries with it
the possibility of reproduction !

Not to mention the thought of those poor women having to dirty their shoes
with your groin as they send you on your way.



CC is too cowardly to quote me much in his otherwise freaking worthless
messages. This is too bad indeed because at least if he were quoting me
there would be something worthwhile to read in his otherwise freaking
worthless messages (or did I already say that).

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


 




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