Race of Truth

Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the
nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and
obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and
Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4
months. They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an
ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical
meals, drinks, etc. No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. They
will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison
staff. At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on
identically equipped machines. The winner will be declared to be
"believable". The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and
will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed
upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course).

Caveat: If Armstrong wins, he gets to do the whole thing over again 6
weeks later. This time against Greg Lemond. The winner of this race
will be officially declared "Greatest American Bicycle Racer Who
Never Got Caught Doping". The loser will just be a regular jaggoff
and will have to travel around the country and give inane talks to
groups of Masters Fatties and Cat 5 ****tards for the rest of their
lives (a suicide watch will obviously be required).

NoDannyNo wrote:
Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the
nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and
obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and
Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4
months. They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an
ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical
meals, drinks, etc. No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine.

For complete parity a testicle removal will also be required for
Hamilton and Landis.

On May 26, 10:25*pm, Simply Fred wrote:
NoDannyNo wrote:
Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the
nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and
obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and
Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4
months. *They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an
ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical
meals, drinks, etc. *No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine.

For complete parity a testicle removal will also be required for
Hamilton and Landis.

You mean added.

-ilan

On 5/26/2011 3:55 PM, ilan wrote:
On May 26, 10:25 pm, Simply wrote:
NoDannyNo wrote:
Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the
nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and
obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and
Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4
months. They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an
ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical
meals, drinks, etc. No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine.

For complete parity a testicle removal will also be required for
Hamilton and Landis.

You mean added.

-ilan

most excellent reply!

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NoDannyNo wrote:

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Appallingly dull, unimaginative, tedious,
and irrepressibly drab and awful fantasy.

--
Old Fritz

On May 26, 11:28*pm, Frederick the Great wrote:
In article
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*NoDannyNo wrote:

[...]

Appallingly dull, unimaginative, tedious,
and irrepressibly drab and awful fantasy.

--
Old Fritz

BAAAHAHA. Yeah...just like the appallingly dull, unimaginative,
tedious,
and irrepressibly drab and awful reality.