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Obstructions
On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:51:26 -0400, Still Just Me.
wrote: On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:24:06 -0700, wrote: Dear John, Thanks . . . But I'd never handle a buzzing obstruction--I just shoo it off the path or highway with a stick or frame pump, showing the kind of icy courage routinely displayed by the wives of farmers sweeping the walk. (Except that farmers and their wives often kill the poor creature, which just coils up and quivers its tail in the mistaken belief that no one will take a board, place it carefully behind the narrow neck, and give a good shove.) That's how helpless they are--their stubborn streak makes them stay right there, coiled up and buzzing, neither fleeing nor attacking while someone patiently maneuvers a board into place and crushes their neck. The camera time-stamp shows that I bunny-hopped over the dim-witted thing, stopped, dropped my bike, walked back, spoke severely to the uninjured but deaf obstruction, pulled my camera out of my waist-pack, and took the first photo at 3:20:38. After circling and taking pictures and videos from various angles, I put the shiny camera down in the path a few feet away as a warning in case another rider came along. Then I scrambled a few feet down the far bank of the path for a handsome stick, telling the obstruction to wait right there-- Which it did. After considerable prodding, it reluctantly slithered off the middle of the warm asphalt path and into the bushes at 3:26:55, over six minutes later. You pretty much have to step on them (or hold them aloft while crying out in tongues) to get bitten. Stand a few feet away, and you're in about as much danger as if you were confronting a snapping turtle. Interesting. They certainly have a much more aggressive reputation. I've gone into the snake and slow reptile care business myself on an ad-hoc basis. A while back there was smallish 3' water snake (venom factor undetermined, but probably not dangerous) crossing the street, but at much to slow a pace for the road he was on and the traffic speed. I stopped and stood with my bike acting as a guard rail so that he could meander across. ****ed off a lot of motorists who actually had to take an extra 5 seconds to go around me and/or stop and then go around me. Heaven forbid they should be delayed in their route to save a life. A couple weeks ago there was a turtle slowly working his way across the road. This guy was endangered, but it didn't make much difference to me, I help snappers too. I stopped my car as he only needed to finish crossing the lane I was in. As car came up behind me they were (once again) quite ****ed that they were going to be delayed five to 10 seconds while I played defense for the turtle. It's an odd world when people have no respect for other forms of life that are no threat and just need a little allowance to fit into our world. PS - don't try to pick up that snapper - his neck has quite a reach around the sides and they have little regard for the fact that you're trying to save their life (voice of experience :-). I assume the same goes for the rattler . Dear SJM, An example of the snapper's long neck: http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2526096384 But the common snapping turtle is actually quite easy to handle safely if you know how. Just get behind the turtle, grab its enormous and convenient tail, lift a little, and slide your hand, palm upward, under the shell from the back. Your other hand on the top of the shell will hold the beast steady. The hind legs can grasp your arm, but they have no angle to claw you. The front legs can't reach you, and the head and beak can't touch your top hand, though the turtle may try hard several times before giving up. Tested on a few dozen snappers, up to about 30 pounds. I kept them as pets, years ago. Just as I'd be cautious with an unfamiliar snake, I'd be darned cautious if I ever had the good luck to meet the common snapper's larger cousin, the alligator snapper. For one thing, I couldn't lift the nearest specimen, a one-eyed hundred-pound beast in the local zoo. Common snappers are surprisingly phlegmatic and typically calm down and accept handling within a day at most. Many relax within five minutes of capture, which lets you to carry them without any fuss a mile or two down the unexpectedly dry creek to the reservoir. (They often crawl up creeks after rains and get stuck in dry rocks in the summer sun.) Placid or not, a snapper will strike at anything foolish enough to get within reach of its long neck. I forgot only once, luckily with a tiny specimen with a shell about half the size of a dollar bill, who immediately reminded me that anything in front within striking distance is liable to start bleeding. In contrast to snappers, I never had a spiny softshell that stopped thrashing and trying to bite me--utterly different personality. Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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Obstructions
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John Dacey wrote: [...] The beast charges: http://businesscycles.com/graphics/nikpix/CAM_2757.jpg Having successfully parried its attack, I left him to amble away to consider the wisdom of assaulting cyclists - http://businesscycles.com/graphics/nikpix/CAM_2753.jpg A real moss-back. -- Michael Press |
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Obstructions
On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:48:12 -0600, wrote:
[snip] A modest corn obstruction obligingly stayed still and posed while I fumbled new batteries into my camera and two other bicyclists rode past, on either side of it: http://i26.tinypic.com/2cmvlol.jpg Here it shows a slightly truncated tail: http://i27.tinypic.com/2vaob5k.jpg The last thing some field mice get to see: http://i31.tinypic.com/24nppit.jpg They look bigger up closer: http://i31.tinypic.com/r2qjup.jpg Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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Obstructions
On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:48:12 -0600, wrote:
[snip] Some really bad camouflage caught my eye. This obstruction normally lurks in green, well-watered suburban gardens, not miles outside the city limits in the dry, brown prairie next to a tumbleweed: http://i35.tinypic.com/2ytv2ty.jpg Most attempts to focus failed, but here the devil's horse peers into the camera lens: http://i35.tinypic.com/xolglg.jpg http://i36.tinypic.com/103bi2u.jpg Another lucky-focus, showing the decidedly non-green surroundings http://i35.tinypic.com/dxd8vc.jpg http://i35.tinypic.com/xf2no2.jpg Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:48:12 -0600, wrote:
Next to the windy road today, a fleet obstruction crawls under another obstruction after hearing "Boo!" twice: http://tinypic.com/r/2yns278/4 Unlike deer, they never jump barb-wire fences. The 4-foot tall fencepost on the right looks even taller because it has an extension pole. Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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Obstructions
On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:48:12 -0600, wrote:
An obstruction blending into the surroundings: http://i35.tinypic.com/5yck0o.jpg Less impressive camouflage: http://i38.tinypic.com/30jpxg2.jpg Just sunning: http://i37.tinypic.com/2lmnf4o.jpg Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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Obstructions
On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:48:12 -0600, wrote:
[snip] The cold snap brought out a few familiar obstructions. Why is this obstruction lolling in such an eye-catching fashion near the right-angle corner of the south forty, right next to the road, just before the cold front arrived? http://i33.tinypic.com/ix87j9.jpg He's keeping an eye on this saucy little obstruction, who's right in the fence-corner: http://i36.tinypic.com/ml6m3b.jpg She's a teasing little tart: http://i36.tinypic.com/1jarz9.jpg http://i33.tinypic.com/2lks8s5.jpg http://i34.tinypic.com/dd7py.jpg She's squatting in the last photo, not jumping. Don't ask. *** The cold snap left a large aquatic obstruction oddly obscured: http://i38.tinypic.com/2v18847.jpg That's the dam, right in the middle, at the end of the reservoir between the bluffs. For some reason, I heard no jet skis or speedboats towing anyone on water-skis. *** It's hard to ignore an obstruction posing next to the road like this, even when you're not sure exactly what kind of obstruction it is: http://i33.tinypic.com/2gw6m9u.jpg Ah, a ferruginous obstruction: http://i34.tinypic.com/b8703a.jpg http://i38.tinypic.com/105pgxy.jpg *** The cold snap left this 3-inch obstruction lying on the icy ground, but it twitched a little when I stopped and picked it up, so I took it home and let it warm up on a kitchen table: http://i37.tinypic.com/20gyyw5.jpg *** Yesterday, the cold snap ended, so these obstructions were all over--they're leaping the fence _toward_ the bike path: http://i37.tinypic.com/16ld3xd.jpg http://i33.tinypic.com/vobe6w.jpg *** This non-venomous 3-foot obstruction was sticking half-way out onto the bike path today, straight as a poker and just as motionless, but it coiled up, hissed, and struck when I got behind it: http://i33.tinypic.com/2luqgqv.jpg The vibrating bare tail is just visible. The buzzing sound in the first movie is from nearby insects, not the harmless obstruction's quivering tail. The grunting is from the photographer, bending over awkwardly. http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2ln90np&s=4 http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2preeqr&s=4 In dry leaves, the tail-shiver makes a useful defensive imitation of a real rattle, but it's no match for the real thing, since it isn't backed up by poison fangs. Naturally, the obstruction declined to shake its tail in this pose: http://i37.tinypic.com/m7txe.jpg Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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Obstructions
On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:48:12 -0600, wrote:
[snip] A shorter obstruction of a slightly different species was lying across the same spot on the bike path that was blocked yesterday. At first it hoped that no one would notice it: http://i33.tinypic.com/2rqyo9k.jpg http://i36.tinypic.com/2ex0vbp.jpg http://i35.tinypic.com/2nbf3wo.jpg Then it curled and constricted: http://i37.tinypic.com/2vuneyu.jpg http://i35.tinypic.com/350pcpi.jpg Always ready for Halloween with a skull-mask: http://i36.tinypic.com/23wlhd0.jpg http://i36.tinypic.com/vyaadd.jpg Released, it relaxed and posed: http://i38.tinypic.com/axb4o1.jpg Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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Obstructions
On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:48:12 -0600, wrote:
These darned obstructions are crowding the bike path in the fine fall weather: http://i38.tinypic.com/izw786.jpg Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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