Cycle to work, on a bouncy castle.

"Simon Jester" wrote in message
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On Monday, December 15, 2014 7:14:13 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:
"Simon Jester" wrote in message
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On Monday, December 15, 2014 7:00:26 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:


That's all very well, but it wasn't the question I asked. Any chance of
answering it?

Brox

Thought as much.

A Brox is quite capable of transporting a bouncy castle.
it might need a trailer, as would my Ford Focus.
Why did you decide that the ability to transport a bouncy castle was the
definition of viable transport?


Do you have any idea at all what the "bi" in bicycle means?

On Mon, 15 Dec 2014 11:02:54 -0800 (PST), Simon Jester
wrote:

On Monday, December 15, 2014 6:12:49 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:
"Simon Jester" wrote in message

Nothing, I just don't believe you have never driven even 1mph above the
limit.

your level of proof would be rather underwhelming in a court of law.

No motor vehicle has ever travelled in excess of the speed limit?


You really are a ****** - no-one has suggested that that is true.

On Monday, December 15, 2014 9:30:14 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:


I didn't. You did.

No, you claimed that because a bicycle could not transport a bouncy castle
it was not a viable form of transport.

You know what the onset of short term memory loss usually
means, don't you?

Being middle aged. The more marbles you have, the more you have to lose.
You claimed to have taken the 11 plus so it should hit you in about 300 years.

On Monday, December 15, 2014 10:30:54 PM UTC, Judith wrote:

You really are a ******

And lost the argument.

On Monday, December 15, 2014 10:20:53 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:


Do you have any idea at all what the "bi" in bicycle means?

2 wheels.

Pedal Cycle is the correct term.

I take it you agree a Brox is a viable form of transport because it has 4 wheels.
Or is the engine the important thing?

My first motor vehicle was a 1977 Suzuki AP50, it had pedals.

On Sun, 14 Dec 2014 15:00:30 -0000, Mrcheerful wrote:

A story from a couple of years ago:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...le-scheme.html

A grand for a bike? WTF? You don't even need that for an off road bike. That's like buying a Rolls Royce for a company car.

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On Sun, 14 Dec 2014 20:00:44 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:

On Sunday, December 14, 2014 3:00:29 PM UTC, Mrcheerful wrote:
A story from a couple of years ago:

So why bring it up now?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...le-scheme.html

Yet another example of motorists sponging off tax payers.
Isn't in enough that we already pay 140% of your travel costs?

I'm betting you got 140% of your answers wrong in your Maths exam.

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California lawmakers are now proposing an amendment that would allow 14 year olds a quarter vote and 16 year olds a half a vote in all state elections.
How stupid is this? Don't they have enough trouble counting WHOLE votes? How are they going to figure out fractions?!

On Mon, 15 Dec 2014 18:08:48 -0000, Tarcap wrote:



"Simon Jester" wrote in message
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On Monday, December 15, 2014 5:15:29 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:

Do you have a cite for that, or did you just make it up?

Oh look, it's my stalker.
How's your Khat.

I think we can take it that you did just make it up, then.

Or he just stood next to a road for 2 minutes.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you pick up anything with that?

On Monday, December 15, 2014 9:28:21 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:
"Simon Jester" wrote in message


Have you stopped beating your wife?


.....Cue even more psycholist babble.........

Just answer the question, yes or no.

On Mon, 15 Dec 2014 19:13:45 -0000, Tarcap wrote:



"Simon Jester" wrote in message
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On Monday, December 15, 2014 6:12:49 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:
"Simon Jester" wrote in message

Nothing, I just don't believe you have never driven even 1mph above the
limit.

your level of proof would be rather underwhelming in a court of law.

No motor vehicle has ever travelled in excess of the speed limit?

So because one has, they all have, eh? Are you a member of the "All men are
rapists" brigade?


Why do we bother with speed cameras since they never catch anyone.

They would have to catch *everyone* to give your claim any merit.

Wasn't AutuholicsAnonymous formed to stop criminal motorises being caught
speeding.?

No idea. Never even heard of them, or felt the need of any help in that
area.

AA, you ignorant bafoon.

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She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.