Cycle to work, on a bouncy castle.

On Monday, December 15, 2014 11:20:20 PM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Sun, 14 Dec 2014 20:00:44 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:


Yet another example of motorists sponging off tax payers.
Isn't in enough that we already pay 140% of your travel costs?

I'm betting you got 140% of your answers wrong in your Maths exam.


Which one?

On Mon, 15 Dec 2014 23:24:52 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:

On Monday, December 15, 2014 11:20:20 PM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Sun, 14 Dec 2014 20:00:44 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:


Yet another example of motorists sponging off tax payers.
Isn't in enough that we already pay 140% of your travel costs?

I'm betting you got 140% of your answers wrong in your Maths exam.


Which one?

On average.

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On Monday, December 15, 2014 11:29:38 PM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:


On average.


I can't remember my O level maths grade.
I Got A in A level maths and B in A level further maths.

Uni maths courses were pass/fail.

Thermodynamics and fluid mechanics were my bugbears.

Yesterday I couldn't spell Injuneer now I are one.

On Mon, 15 Dec 2014 23:42:17 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:

On Monday, December 15, 2014 11:29:38 PM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:


On average.


I can't remember my O level maths grade.
I Got A in A level maths and B in A level further maths.

Uni maths courses were pass/fail.

Thermodynamics and fluid mechanics were my bugbears.

Yesterday I couldn't spell Injuneer now I are one.

Thermodynamics and fluid mechanics I was good at, I did some of those as a side to my uni course. I should have been an engineer, it's easier to get jobs in it than Physics, and it's easier and more fun.

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On Monday, December 15, 2014 11:49:47 PM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:



Thermodynamics and fluid mechanics I was good at, I did some of those as a side to my uni course. I should have been an engineer, it's easier to get jobs in it than Physics, and it's easier and more fun.


I think that is why I read Engineering rather than Physics.
From what I remember of fluid mechanics you have to guess a solution
then work the numbers to see if you are right.
A bit wooly for my practical mind.
I wonder if Tarcap understands the Otto Cycle.

On Tue, 16 Dec 2014 00:04:53 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:

On Monday, December 15, 2014 11:49:47 PM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:



Thermodynamics and fluid mechanics I was good at, I did some of those as a side to my uni course. I should have been an engineer, it's easier to get jobs in it than Physics, and it's easier and more fun.


I think that is why I read Engineering rather than Physics.
From what I remember of fluid mechanics you have to guess a solution
then work the numbers to see if you are right.
A bit wooly for my practical mind.

Computational fluid mechanics sounded interesting, but that was only done if I was in a different course and it was too late to change.

I wonder if Tarcap understands the Otto Cycle.

You don't have to if you're a cyclist.

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On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 12:23:15 AM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2014 00:04:53 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:


I wonder if Tarcap understands the Otto Cycle.

You don't have to if you're a cyclist.

But Tarcap is so clever, he has his 11+ certificate to prove it.
Surely he knows how his adult vehicle works.

Then again he probably believes that power = current x voltage.

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On Monday, December 15, 2014 9:28:21 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:
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Have you stopped beating your wife?


.....Cue even more psycholist babble.........

Just answer the question, yes or no.


Ok then : yes or no. Happy now?

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On Monday, December 15, 2014 10:30:54 PM UTC, Judith wrote:

You really are a ******

And lost the argument.

I must agree, but you lost it long ago, long before Judith joined in.

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On Monday, December 15, 2014 9:30:14 PM UTC, Tarcap wrote:


I didn't. You did.

No, you claimed that because a bicycle could not transport a bouncy castle
it was not a viable form of transport.

You know what the onset of short term memory loss usually
means, don't you?

Being middle aged. The more marbles you have, the more you have to lose.
You claimed to have taken the 11 plus so it should hit you in about 300
years.

I'm sorry that dementia has claimed you so early. Middle age is no time for
you to have started drooling and gibbering like you do on here.