Eating roadkill

"AndyW" wrote in message
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On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 00:16:22 +0100, John Kennerson
wrote:

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"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:

So me running down the deer was illegal? Or do you mean only on
purpose, if I was observed swerving into it with bullbars on the
front
of my car?

Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving
vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

You can but should you. Typical Uncle Peter.

It would show great skill to learn to shoot accurately from a bicycle.

It would show great stupidity and a startling lack of respect for the
animal shot. If you don't have a clean shot then you don't take the shot.
Riding a bicycle no hands while firing a rifle would be irresponsible in
the extreme assuming that you actually had a rifle to fire.

Given that most deer are found in rural locations and therefore rough
ground and that most deer will bolt at 100 yard plus range then getting an
accurate kill shot whilst riding a bike on rough ground no-handed to
permit a good hold on the rifle and shooting an animal at 100+ yards range
is as close to nil as makes no difference.
Why not try to shoot grouse backwards over your shoulder sighting via a
mirror one-handed whilst riding a pogo stick?

I bet he wishes he had thought of that first.

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"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:10:10 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 20:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:



Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

Is it a vehicle?
Is is moving?
If the answer to both above is yes then it is illegal.

Deer act Scotland (1996) says
Any person who discharges any firearm, or discharges or projects any
missile, from any moving vehicle at any deer shall be guilty of an
offence.

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a vehicle?

http://glosbe.com/en/gd/bicycle

wait for the new government to find oot aboot roller skates

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"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:10:10 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 20:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW
wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:



Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving
vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

Is it a vehicle?
Is is moving?
If the answer to both above is yes then it is illegal.

Deer act Scotland (1996) says
Any person who discharges any firearm, or discharges or projects any
missile, from any moving vehicle at any deer shall be guilty of an
offence.

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a vehicle?

http://glosbe.com/en/gd/bicycle

wait for the new government to find oot aboot roller skates

lol
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On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 15:16:27 +0100, Anonymous wrote:

In article
"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:10:10 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 20:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:



Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

Is it a vehicle?
Is is moving?
If the answer to both above is yes then it is illegal.

Deer act Scotland (1996) says
Any person who discharges any firearm, or discharges or projects any
missile, from any moving vehicle at any deer shall be guilty of an
offence.

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a vehicle?

http://glosbe.com/en/gd/bicycle

wait for the new government to find oot aboot roller skates

I'm glad I don't speak Garlic.

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"Ophelia" wrote:



"Anonymous" wrote in message
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In article
"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:10:10 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 20:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW
wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:



Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving
vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

Is it a vehicle?
Is is moving?
If the answer to both above is yes then it is illegal.

Deer act Scotland (1996) says
Any person who discharges any firearm, or discharges or projects any
missile, from any moving vehicle at any deer shall be guilty of an
offence.

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a vehicle?

http://glosbe.com/en/gd/bicycle

wait for the new government to find oot aboot roller skates

lol

You may laugh but I've tried bicycles and roller skates with my
lass but she disnae like them. It's another Munro this weekend and
I'm expected to find the hidey hole

In article
"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 15:16:27 +0100, Anonymous wrote:

In article
"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:10:10 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 20:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:



Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

Is it a vehicle?
Is is moving?
If the answer to both above is yes then it is illegal.

Deer act Scotland (1996) says
Any person who discharges any firearm, or discharges or projects any
missile, from any moving vehicle at any deer shall be guilty of an
offence.

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a vehicle?

http://glosbe.com/en/gd/bicycle

wait for the new government to find oot aboot roller skates

I'm glad I don't speak Garlic.

I bet scots people like you for pointing things and shout loudly,
ha ha, stupid scots

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 17:47:34 +0100, John Kennerson wrote:

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"Ophelia" wrote:



"Anonymous" wrote in message
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In article
"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:10:10 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 20:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW
wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:



Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving
vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

Is it a vehicle?
Is is moving?
If the answer to both above is yes then it is illegal.

Deer act Scotland (1996) says
Any person who discharges any firearm, or discharges or projects any
missile, from any moving vehicle at any deer shall be guilty of an
offence.

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a vehicle?

http://glosbe.com/en/gd/bicycle

wait for the new government to find oot aboot roller skates

lol

You may laugh but I've tried bicycles and roller skates with my
lass but she disnae like them. It's another Munro this weekend and
I'm expected to find the hidey hole

Of course she doesn't like them. You tried to go Munroing in roller skates?!

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"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists, and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 17:57:36 +0100, John Kennerson wrote:

In article
"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 15:16:27 +0100, Anonymous wrote:

In article
"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:10:10 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 20:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:



Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

Is it a vehicle?
Is is moving?
If the answer to both above is yes then it is illegal.

Deer act Scotland (1996) says
Any person who discharges any firearm, or discharges or projects any
missile, from any moving vehicle at any deer shall be guilty of an
offence.

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a vehicle?

http://glosbe.com/en/gd/bicycle

wait for the new government to find oot aboot roller skates

I'm glad I don't speak Garlic.

I bet scots people like you for pointing things and shout loudly,
ha ha, stupid scots

At least I could write that sentence properly.

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Divorce proceedings, most likely.

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"Ophelia" wrote:



"Anonymous" wrote in message
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In article
"Uncle Peter" wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

On 23/07/2014 07:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:10:10 +0100, AndyW
wrote:

On 22/07/2014 20:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:19:21 +0100, AndyW
wrote:

On 22/07/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:



Yes if you did it on purpose then it is illegal. Ditto for using
a
vehicle to run down (as in chase) a deer or using any moving
vehicle to
shoot from.
If it runs into your path then it is not an issue.

So I can't shoot from a landrover? What about a bicycle?

Is it a vehicle?
Is is moving?
If the answer to both above is yes then it is illegal.

Deer act Scotland (1996) says
Any person who discharges any firearm, or discharges or projects
any
missile, from any moving vehicle at any deer shall be guilty of an
offence.

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not
have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a
vehicle?

http://glosbe.com/en/gd/bicycle

wait for the new government to find oot aboot roller skates

lol

You may laugh but I've tried bicycles and roller skates with my
lass but she disnae like them. It's another Munro this weekend and
I'm expected to find the hidey hole

So yer awa up there on yer roller skates ???

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On 23/07/2014 14:01, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:06:06 +0100, AndyW wrote:

Is a bicycle a vehicle?

Of course it is by almost any sane definition of the word. Why not have
a look at the web and find out for yourself?

How about roller skates? How far will you go before it's not a vehicle?

Look up the definition of vehicle.
Do roller skates fit in with the definition?
If so then you cannot use them whilst shooting -although you would have
to be quite insane to go deer stalking on rollerskates

Try doing it yourself; I am not your personal Google monkey.

Andy