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funny things to do on a bike
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! |
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jake jamison wrote:
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! Think again. (Or for the first time, evidently.) Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S. |
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S o r n i wrote:
drivel snipped Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S. Yup. Google shows his favorite newsgroup to be rec.toys.action-figures... Austin -- I'm pedaling as fast as I durn well please! There are no X characters in my address |
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Thu, 06 May 2004 16:57:39 GMT,
. net, "jake jamison" wrote: this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! I thought it was about a four. -- zk |
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In article . net,
"jake jamison" writes: *ruff! ruff!* tomkeats@bud $ pom The Moon is Waning Gibbous (95% of Full) hmmm ... -- -- Powered by FreeBSD Above address is just a spam midden. I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca |
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well.. since many people are scared ****less of dogs.. you've done your best
to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people.. another stupid pet trick. cheers don "jake jamison" wrote in message ink.net... this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! |
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"jake jamison" wrote in message ink.net... this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! Just curious what you would have done if she really did have a heart attack? -tom |
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Thu, 6 May 2004 11:43:48 -0700, ,
"Tom Nakashima" wrote: Just curious what you would have done if she really did have a heart attack? Go back for the purse and jewellery of course. -- zk |
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Thu, 6 May 2004 14:29:40 -0400, ,
"Don" wrote: well.. since many people are scared ****less of dogs.. you've done your best to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people.. Cyclists are traditionally considered scum by the worthless dull witted masses of unwashed heathen plebes. His antics didn't significantly change anyone's opinion of cyclists as a group. I bark at coyotes. Doesn't scare them at all. -- zk |
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In article ,
Zoot Katz writes: Thu, 6 May 2004 14:29:40 -0400, , "Don" wrote: well.. since many people are scared ****less of dogs.. you've done your best to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people.. Cyclists are traditionally considered scum by the worthless dull witted masses of unwashed heathen plebes. His antics didn't significantly change anyone's opinion of cyclists as a group. Forsooth, this is truth. The sins of the POBs are /not/ visited upon the cyclists. Bike-haters were just born that way. I bark at coyotes. Doesn't scare them at all. I growl at cars. Same effect. cheers, Tom -- -- Every time I see grrlz on sk8boards, I no longer despair for the human race. I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca |
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