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Old November 29th 17, 09:36 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Has to go and see a relative in hospital last week. The lady other side of
the ward had a visitor, could have been her son.
He was obviously a cyclist, smelly, shorts, backpack, something about
cycling on his back and looked quite stupid.
It's November and cold. His legs were suntanned and shaven.
Do cyclists use a sun lamp on their legs and shave them to look good? To me
he looked quite stupid.



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Old November 29th 17, 09:56 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Wednesday, November 29, 2017 at 9:36:24 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Has to go and see a relative in hospital last week. The lady other side of
the ward had a visitor, could have been her son.
He was obviously a cyclist, smelly, shorts, backpack, something about
cycling on his back and looked quite stupid.
It's November and cold. His legs were suntanned and shaven.
Do cyclists use a sun lamp on their legs and shave them to look good? To me
he looked quite stupid.


Why are you so obsessed with Male cyclist's legs?
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Old November 29th 17, 10:20 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, November 29, 2017 at 9:36:24 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Has to go and see a relative in hospital last week. The lady other
side of the ward had a visitor, could have been her son.
He was obviously a cyclist, smelly, shorts, backpack, something about
cycling on his back and looked quite stupid.
It's November and cold. His legs were suntanned and shaven.
Do cyclists use a sun lamp on their legs and shave them to look
good? To me he looked quite stupid.


Why are you so obsessed with Male cyclist's legs?


I'm not, to me they look quite stupid
Care to answer My questions?
Weaseling does not work with me.


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Old November 29th 17, 10:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Wednesday, November 29, 2017 at 10:20:36 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, November 29, 2017 at 9:36:24 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Has to go and see a relative in hospital last week. The lady other
side of the ward had a visitor, could have been her son.
He was obviously a cyclist, smelly, shorts, backpack, something about
cycling on his back and looked quite stupid.
It's November and cold. His legs were suntanned and shaven.
Do cyclists use a sun lamp on their legs and shave them to look
good? To me he looked quite stupid.


Why are you so obsessed with Male cyclist's legs?


I'm not, to me they look quite stupid
Care to answer My questions?


What questions?

Weaseling does not work with me.


I really do not want to hear about that.





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Old November 30th 17, 09:36 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 30.11.2017 10:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Has to go and see a relative in hospital last week. The lady other side of
the ward had a visitor, could have been her son.
He was obviously a cyclist, smelly, shorts, backpack, something about
cycling on his back and looked quite stupid.
It's November and cold. His legs were suntanned and shaven.
Do cyclists use a sun lamp on their legs and shave them to look good? To me
he looked quite stupid.



I really have no interest in arranging my appearance for your sake.
Especially not for YOUR sake.
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Old November 30th 17, 09:37 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Cyclists legs

On 30.11.2017 11:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, November 29, 2017 at 9:36:24 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Has to go and see a relative in hospital last week. The lady other
side of the ward had a visitor, could have been her son.
He was obviously a cyclist, smelly, shorts, backpack, something about
cycling on his back and looked quite stupid.
It's November and cold. His legs were suntanned and shaven.
Do cyclists use a sun lamp on their legs and shave them to look
good? To me he looked quite stupid.


Why are you so obsessed with Male cyclist's legs?


I'm not, to me they look quite stupid
Care to answer My questions?
Weaseling does not work with me.


So I will keep weaseling.
I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
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Old December 1st 17, 09:40 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.home.repair,alt.war.vietnam,uk.rec.sheds
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default MISTER POUNDER TALKS ABOUT "Cyclists legs"

On 01.12.2017 05:39, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 11/29/2017 1:36 PM, Mr Pounder, being queer, writes:
Has to go and see a relative in hospital last week. The lady other
side of
the ward had a visitor, could have been her son.
He was obviously a cyclist, smelly, shorts, backpack, something about
cycling on his back and looked quite stupid.
It's November and cold. His legs were suntanned and shaven.
Do cyclists use a sun lamp on their legs and shave them to look good?
To me
he looked quite stupid.



Did you know...
Ladyboys shave their legs, too?
Asian ladyboys usually don't have to.

Just sayin'.



He is just jealous.
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Old December 1st 17, 01:53 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Wednesday, November 29, 2017 at 9:36:24 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Has to go and see a relative in hospital last week. The lady other side of
the ward had a visitor, could have been her son.
He was obviously a cyclist, smelly, shorts, backpack, something about
cycling on his back and looked quite stupid.
It's November and cold. His legs were suntanned and shaven.
Do cyclists use a sun lamp on their legs and shave them to look good? To me
he looked quite stupid.


I used Nivea tanning cream in winter, but he may have been to Tenerife etc.
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Old December 2nd 17, 03:47 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default BUCKY-TOOTHED LIMEYS TALK ABOUT "Cyclists legs" (a tad queer,mind you)

On Friday, December 1, 2017 at 2:12:52 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 12/1/2017 5:53 AM, wrote:

I used Nivea tanning cream in winter, but he may have been to Tenerife etc.


This reminds me of a luzer back in high school. Stupid **** used Coppertone and turned his stoopid self orange.
LOL


Was he called Donald Trump, by any chance?
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Old December 2nd 17, 04:34 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bret Cahill
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It's November and cold.

Probably the hottest on record, at least in the desert SW. An acquaintance in the Malibu area went boogie boarding w/o a wet suit 2 weeks ago.

His legs were suntanned and shaven.


Sounds like the beginning of a Harlequin romance novel -- 100% guaranteed to attract women.


 




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