There are some odd drivers about!

QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a Twitter user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was shocked to see the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his daily exercise during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man’s Heath and Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too. Shocking.

"I’m out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...ng-sex-4009671

Simon Mason wrote:
QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way
through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys
dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a Twitter
user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was shocked to see
the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his daily exercise
during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have
been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying
it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out
items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including
dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man's Heath and
Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too.
Shocking.

"I'm out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice
cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the
most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...ng-sex-4009671

Go find another bridge. This time do the job correctly. You could not even
kill yourself, typical stupid cyclist.

On Friday, April 3, 2020 at 12:06:13 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


Go find another bridge. This time do the job correctly. You could not even
kill yourself, typical stupid cyclist.

Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time, Stephen.

On Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:05:56 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way
through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys
dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a Twitter
user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was shocked to see
the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his daily exercise
during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have
been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying
it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out
items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including
dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man's Heath and
Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too.
Shocking.

"I'm out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice
cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the
most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...fter-finding-s
ex-4009671

Go find another bridge. This time do the job correctly. You could not
even kill yourself, typical stupid cyclist.


I thought you were going to be nice to Simon; maybe not.



--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

On Friday, April 3, 2020 at 3:27:19 PM UTC+1, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:05:56 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way
through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys
dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a Twitter
user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was shocked to see
the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his daily exercise
during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have
been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying
it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out
items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including
dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man's Heath and
Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too.
Shocking.

"I'm out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice
cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the
most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...fter-finding-s
ex-4009671

Go find another bridge. This time do the job correctly. You could not
even kill yourself, typical stupid cyclist.


I thought you were going to be nice to Simon; maybe not.


That IS him being at his nicest!

On 04/04/2020 06:26, Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, April 3, 2020 at 3:27:19 PM UTC+1, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:05:56 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way
through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys
dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a Twitter
user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was shocked to see
the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his daily exercise
during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have
been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying
it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out
items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including
dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man's Heath and
Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too.
Shocking.

"I'm out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice
cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the
most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...fter-finding-s
ex-4009671

Go find another bridge. This time do the job correctly. You could not
even kill yourself, typical stupid cyclist.


I thought you were going to be nice to Simon; maybe not.


That IS him being at his nicest!

I can vouch for that.

Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:05:56 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way
through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys
dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a
Twitter user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was
shocked to see the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his
daily exercise during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have
been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying
it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out
items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including
dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man's Heath
and Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too.
Shocking.

"I'm out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice
cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the
most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...fter-finding-s
ex-4009671

Go find another bridge. This time do the job correctly. You could not
even kill yourself, typical stupid cyclist.


I thought you were going to be nice to Simon; maybe not.

You have always been a boring ****.

On Sun, 05 Apr 2020 09:07:04 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:05:56 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:
[]


I thought you were going to be nice to Simon; maybe not.

You have always been a boring ****.


I appreciate that, cheers. Oh, if you want boring, try a one word post;
how about:

Pillock.



--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

On 05/04/2020 21:07, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:05:56 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way
through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys
dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a
Twitter user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was
shocked to see the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his
daily exercise during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have
been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying
it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out
items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including
dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man's Heath
and Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too.
Shocking.

"I'm out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice
cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the
most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...fter-finding-s
ex-4009671

Go find another bridge. This time do the job correctly. You could not
even kill yourself, typical stupid cyclist.


I thought you were going to be nice to Simon; maybe not.

You have always been a boring ****.


Thanks greatly for that EXCELLENT compliment coming from YOU.

I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

On 03/04/2020 11:30, Simon Mason wrote:
QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a Twitter user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was shocked to see the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his daily exercise during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man’s Heath and Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too. Shocking.

"I’m out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...ng-sex-4009671

The lay-by is often used by cyclists, is it?