The Ultimate Decree to end bike/car conflicts

OK, the Central Commitee of the Revolution has decided to name me
Comandante, and thus, in that capacity, I can sign whatever decrees I
deem necessary for the peaceful coexistence on our roads which have
been affected by Law of the Jungle for the longest time.

So the First Decree is:

1- Cyclists shall TAKE THE LANE as law-abiding vehicles, with colorful
clothing, and all other vehicles shall leave the lane 30' before and
after the bicycle.

It was decided decided that the old laws, in which the Big Fish ate
the Little Fish, were in fact PREDATORY, and kept the little fish, I
mean the people, from ever trying such a healthy and environmentally
friendly activity.

Other decrees under the consideration a

PUBLIC HANGING OF PEOPLE DRIVING AND CHATTING ON THE PHONE.

Of course, I'd OPPOSE such extreme measures. Actually I think whipping
is better...

Yes, whip the beast!

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On Aug 3, 7:35*am, ComandanteBanana wrote:
OK, the Central Commitee of the Revolution has decided to name me
Comandante, ...

Nobody would ever name you Comandante except yourself.
You have no leadership ability, no followers.
You're just a loon squawking into the void.

Shut the Hell up, Geek!

On Aug 3, 3:49*pm, GeneralissimoApe****
wrote:
On Aug 3, 7:35*am, ComandanteBanana wrote:

OK, the Central Commitee of the Revolution has decided to name me
Comandante, ...

Nobody would ever name you Comandante except yourself.
You have no leadership ability, no followers.
You're just a loon squawking into the void.

Shut the Hell up, Geek!

You have no arguments, no ideas, other than your personal attacks that
show you are a low life.

Actually, you have no track record so you chose that ****ty name to
hide your real sordid person.

Ape**** can never be compared to KingOfTheApes, my other pen name.

On Aug 4, 3:05*pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:
You have no arguments, no ideas, other than your personal attacks that
show you are a low life.

You have no arguments, no ideas, just fear and stupidity, crossposted
to a bunch of newsgroups where they're not appropriate and not wanted.
Pointing this out is entirely reasonable. Shut the Hell up, geek.