No Helmets Needed?

"NYC XYZ" wrote in message
ups.com...
Edward Dolan wrote:


It is a question of ethics, but decorum is even more important. In fact,
when you get to be my age you will realize that appearances are
everything.
Who knows or cares what anyone is really like? Even married couples are
strangers to one another.

So it really doesn't matter how we style ourselves here.

I have just told you above that appearances are everything. Therefore how we
style ourselves is the ONLY thing that matters. Jeez! Learn how to read why
don't you.
[...]

No, when he Rush L:imbaugh] gets fired up he will say really outrageous
things that no one
else would dare say. That in my book is entertainment!

Haw haw haw! "No one else dares!" Reminds me of the time howie stern
had to apologize to the hispanics for making fun of
selena-what's-her-face's death...gee, who would have thought that 80%
of the market for flatulence, fake tits, and ethnic humor made by a Jew
is...hispanic! I bet most of bush limhog's fans are transvestites.

Stern is a scum bag which only other scum bags follow. Congratulations! I
have now got you down for a scum bag and that is how I will treat you from
now one. Are you also a Jew scumbag?
[...]

More importantly, one liners will not cut it here in the long run. Try to
enlarge on your thoughts. Most particularly, try to avoid just one
sentence
per paragraph. This marks you as a quipper (is this a word - one who
makes
quips), but not necessarily a wit. Most of us should never strive for
wit.
It is clearly beyond us as it requires a very high order of intelligence.
Even I, the Great Ed Dolan, am not capable of wit. Alas, I can only do
low
grades of parody.

Sarcasm is indeed the laziest form of rebuttal.

Parody is not the same thing as sarcasm. Consult a dictionary for the
difference. Your sarcasm goes nowhere. Did you not read what I said above
about one liners?
[...]

What you need is a website! Like so:

http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page1.asp

I NEVER go to links referred to me by those I do not trust. Elementary, my
dear Watson!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan wrote:


I have just told you above that appearances are everything. Therefore how we
style ourselves is the ONLY thing that matters. Jeez! Learn how to read why
don't you.
[...]

You just told me that even couples are strangers to one another. So
appearances don't mean anything. As IBM used to say, "ThiMk!"

Stern is a scum bag which only other scum bags follow. Congratulations! I
have now got you down for a scum bag and that is how I will treat you from
now one. Are you also a Jew scumbag?
[...]

Hehe...I'd like to recommend Aristotelian Logic to you, but I'm afraid
you'd run out and shoot the part-time bookstore clerk.

Parody is not the same thing as sarcasm. Consult a dictionary for the
difference. Your sarcasm goes nowhere. Did you not read what I said above
about one liners?
[...]

Did I say they were one and the same?

As for appealing to dictionaries, how would you know if a word is
misspelled?

I NEVER go to links referred to me by those I do not trust. Elementary, my
dear Watson!

Oh, goodie, here's another one, then:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/rnr/124975689.html

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

It's 2006...maybe you oughta add a .gif or something there.

The Wogster wrote:


Ah, Paperclip, the program that takes a $3,000 computer with 512MB of
ram, and a 4GHz processor and turns it into a Vic-20.

W


LOL -- The Missing Link! Old Commodore users who subscribed to "Info"
mag reincarnated as 'bent riders!

NYC XYZ wrote:
The Wogster wrote:


Ah, Paperclip, the program that takes a $3,000 computer with 512MB of
ram, and a 4GHz processor and turns it into a Vic-20.

W



LOL -- The Missing Link! Old Commodore users who subscribed to "Info"
mag reincarnated as 'bent riders!

Naw, not a 'bent rider, although I wouldn't mind trying to ride one...
I remember the Vic-20 though, I actually worked for Commodore Business
Machines the summer they brought out the C-64, did some programming
with a demo that had serial number 6.

As for computer mags, kinda liked Byte myself....

W

"NYC XYZ" wrote in message
oups.com...

Edward Dolan wrote:


I have just told you above that appearances are everything. Therefore how
we
style ourselves is the ONLY thing that matters. Jeez! Learn how to read
why
don't you.
[...]

You just told me that even couples are strangers to one another. So
appearances don't mean anything. As IBM used to say, "ThiMk!"

Yes, both are true. Therefore, appearances matter. Who we really are is
unknown, even to ourselves.

Stern is a scum bag which only other scum bags follow. Congratulations! I
have now got you down for a scum bag and that is how I will treat you
from
now one. Are you also a Jew scumbag?
[...]

Hehe...I'd like to recommend Aristotelian Logic to you, but I'm afraid
you'd run out and shoot the part-time bookstore clerk.

Aristotle was wrong about most things under the sun as was Plato and
Socrates. But still they were superior to the Orientals that had existed up
to that time. It took the Renaissance before man began to think at all
logically about things due to the emergence of scientific thinking.

Yup, he is Jew all right and a New York Jew too - the worst kind. He and
Howard Stern are birds of a feather - liberal and scummy!

Parody is not the same thing as sarcasm. Consult a dictionary for the
difference. Your sarcasm goes nowhere. Did you not read what I said above
about one liners?
[...]

Did I say they were one and the same?

We will never know will we because you did not include the pertinent passage
to which reference was being made. Like all half-educated slobs, you do not
know how to edit.
[...]

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan wrote:


Yes, both are true. Therefore, appearances matter. Who we really are is
unknown, even to ourselves.

Appearances only matter to fools.

Aristotle was wrong about most things under the sun as was Plato and
Socrates.

Actually, that's you.

It was a rediscovery of Aristotle that lead to the Renaissance. Prior
to that, the Church was all about Plato.

Like I said, I would...but I'm afraid you'd only go postal in a
bookstore.

But still they were superior to the Orientals that had existed up
to that time

Of course, that all depends on what the Dickens you mean by "superior"
in this case.

(Don't bother -- it's rhetorical. Was only reminded of a program last
night on PBS about that Egyptian Pharaoh who believed in one god, and
how the narrator used the most outlandish superlatives without
qualification or explanation: "the greatest empire ever," "changed the
world forever," etc. For your own much-needed information, you'll want
to remember Oxford don Joseph Needham's eleven-volume "Science and
Civilization in Ancient China.")

. It took the Renaissance before man began to think at all
logically about things due to the emergence of scientific thinking.

No, the ancient Greeks were already codifying formal logic. And as far
as the empiricism of scientific thinking, nothing could be done without
its actual practice, whatever the circumstances of its actual
codification as theory, so the fact is that it was already

Yup, he is Jew all right and a New York Jew too - the worst kind. He and
Howard Stern are birds of a feather - liberal and scummy!

Who's "he"? What are you talking about now?

We will never know will we because you did not include the pertinent passage
to which reference was being made.

Never heard of google?

Like all half-educated slobs, you do not
know how to edit.
[...]

I was rather hoping that you wouldn't forget your own bull**** so soon!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Where all the men are weak, all the women are ugly, and the
children...below average!"

NYC XYZ wrote:
Edward Dolan wrote:
...
I NEVER go to links referred to me by those I do not trust. Elementary, my
dear Watson!

Oh, goodie, here's another one, then:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/rnr/124975689.html

I get the point of the upper left and lower right quadrants, but what
does the "camel toe" have to do with Mr. Ed?

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

The Wogster wrote:
...
Ah, Paperclip, the program that takes a $3,000 computer with 512MB of
ram, and a 4GHz processor and turns it into a Vic-20.

The last time I used a Vic-20, I was also riding a Peugeot P-8.

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

Johnny Sunset wrote:


I get the point of the upper left and lower right quadrants, but what
does the "camel toe" have to do with Mr. Ed?

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



The ride of your life!

NYC XYZ wrote:
Johnny Sunset wrote:


I get the point of the upper left and lower right quadrants, but what
does the "camel toe" have to do with Mr. Ed?

The ride of your life!

I don't think "Saint Ed Dolan" will be riding anything like that
anytime soon!

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley