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Claims direct bird.
I was walking my bike down a pedestrianised street this afternoon in town
when a young woman approached me and asked if I'd had any accidents in the last 5 years. "No" I said. "No biking accidents?" "No". "Anyone in your family had any accidents?" "No, none at all". Pointing at my ankle, I said that I'd cut my legs shaving if that was any good. Her face was a picture as I toddled off! -- Simon Mason http://www.simonmason.karoo.net |
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Simon Mason wrote:
I was walking my bike down a pedestrianised street this afternoon in town when a young woman approached me and asked if I'd had any accidents in the last 5 years. "No" I said. "No biking accidents?" "No". "Anyone in your family had any accidents?" "No, none at all". Pointing at my ankle, I said that I'd cut my legs shaving if that was any good. Her face was a picture as I toddled off! You might have mentioned that you nearly came to grief chasing an ambulance. -- Dave... Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. - H. G. Wells |
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I love these people. As a mountain biker who frequently dismounts in
spectacular style, I always answer that I'm sure my doctor would love to share my filing cabienet with you. I'm going have to start carrying round a short hand list of accidents and injuries that I've picked up. I could be a multi billionare diaster zone. ) TR |
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