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Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP left witha broken leg and knee.



 
 
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Old July 12th 10, 09:50 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Squashme
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP left witha broken leg and knee.

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...-police-chase/

It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.

Even the police in pursuit saw nothing. In daylight too. OAPs should
all wear fluorescent tabards perhaps? Helmets can only be a matter of
time. With all those accidents in the home and on the pavement. Why
don't motorists campaign? They care so much! Remember fewer OAPs means
fewer cups of tea for Medway Handyman, and less sex, of course.

If only motorists could get their level of harm caused down to the
level of cyclists.
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Old July 12th 10, 10:33 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP leftwith a broken leg and knee.

Squashme wrote:
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...-police-chase/

It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.


This is a cycling newsgroup, isn't it?

Of what relevance are reports of dangerous driving by vehicle thieves?
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Old July 12th 10, 10:50 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
The Medway Handyman[_2_]
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP left with a broken leg and knee.

Squashme wrote:
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...-police-chase/

It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.


This is a typical attempt by a cyclist at irony. Lamentably they lack the
intelect to carry it off.

Even the police in pursuit saw nothing.


They knew it was a grey Mazda, they knew it had been stolen earlier in the
Kirkintilloch area, so the had the reg, it was spotted continuing along
Gallowgate, passing Glasgow Royal Infirmary, and heading to the Royston
area.
At around 8.15am, the stolen vehicle was sighted in Bishopbriggs. Police
attended and an attempt was made to stop the vehicle.

A short time later it was sighted in the Dennistoun area, in the car park of
Lidl's supermarket, when it sped off in the direction of Duke Street.

The Mazda has since been recovered from the Barmulloch area of Glasgow.

If the 'saw nothing' they must be ****ing psychic.



In daylight too. OAPs should
all wear fluorescent tabards perhaps? Helmets can only be a matter of
time. With all those accidents in the home and on the pavement. Why
don't motorists campaign? They care so much!


Ze Plane! Ze Plane!

Remember fewer OAPs means
fewer cups of tea for Medway Handyman, and less sex, of course.


I understand you gave up sex for religious reason?

God made you ugly?

If only motorists could get their level of harm caused down to the
level of cyclists.


If only cyclists could stop being so ****ing stupid.


--
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viable form of transport.


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Old July 12th 10, 11:07 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP leftwith a broken leg and knee.

On Jul 12, 9:50*pm, Squashme wrote:
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...car-during-pol...

It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.

Even the police in pursuit saw nothing. In daylight too. OAPs should
all wear fluorescent tabards perhaps? Helmets can only be a matter of
time. With all those accidents in the home and on the pavement. Why
don't motorists campaign? They care so much! Remember fewer OAPs means
fewer cups of tea for Medway Handyman, and less sex, of course.

If only motorists could get their level of harm caused down to the
level of cyclists.


Wow the quality of your post are getting even lower, I didn't think
that was possible.
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Old July 12th 10, 11:57 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Squashme
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP leftwith a broken leg and knee.

On 12 July, 22:33, JNugent wrote:
Squashme wrote:
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...car-during-pol...


It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.


This is a cycling newsgroup, isn't it?


Since when?

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Old July 13th 10, 12:03 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Squashme
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP leftwith a broken leg and knee.

On 12 July, 22:50, "The Medway Handyman" davidl...@no-spam-
blueyonder.co.uk wrote:
Squashme wrote:
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...car-during-pol...


It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.


This is a typical attempt by a cyclist at irony. *Lamentably they lack the
intelect to carry it off.

Even the police in pursuit saw nothing.


They knew it was a grey Mazda, they knew it had been stolen earlier in the
Kirkintilloch area, so the had the reg, *it was spotted continuing along
Gallowgate, passing Glasgow Royal Infirmary, and heading to the Royston
area.
At around 8.15am, the stolen vehicle was sighted in Bishopbriggs. *Police
attended and an attempt was made to stop the vehicle.

A short time later it was sighted in the Dennistoun area, in the car park of
Lidl's supermarket, when it sped off in the direction of Duke Street.

The Mazda has since been recovered from the Barmulloch area of Glasgow.

If the 'saw nothing' they must be ****ing psychic.

In daylight too. OAPs should
all wear fluorescent tabards perhaps? Helmets can only be a matter of
time. With all those accidents in the home and on the pavement. Why
don't motorists campaign? They care so much!


Ze Plane! Ze Plane!

Remember fewer OAPs means
fewer cups of tea for Medway Handyman, and less sex, of course.


I understand you gave up sex for religious reason?

God made you ugly?


You mean Allah made me ugly, don't you, Mehdi al-Daimun?

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Old July 13th 10, 12:04 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Squashme
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP leftwith a broken leg and knee.

On 12 July, 23:07, PeterG wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:50*pm, Squashme wrote:

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...car-during-pol...


It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.


Even the police in pursuit saw nothing. In daylight too. OAPs should
all wear fluorescent tabards perhaps? Helmets can only be a matter of
time. With all those accidents in the home and on the pavement. Why
don't motorists campaign? They care so much! Remember fewer OAPs means
fewer cups of tea for Medway Handyman, and less sex, of course.


If only motorists could get their level of harm caused down to the
level of cyclists.


Wow the quality of your post are getting even lower, I didn't think
that was possible.


Jealous? Try harder. How low can you go?
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Old July 13th 10, 12:08 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
The Medway Handyman[_2_]
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP left with a broken leg and knee.

Squashme wrote:
On 12 July, 22:50, "The Medway Handyman" davidl...@no-spam-
blueyonder.co.uk wrote:
Squashme wrote:
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...car-during-pol...


It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.


This is a typical attempt by a cyclist at irony. Lamentably they
lack the intelect to carry it off.

Even the police in pursuit saw nothing.


They knew it was a grey Mazda, they knew it had been stolen earlier
in the Kirkintilloch area, so the had the reg, it was spotted
continuing along Gallowgate, passing Glasgow Royal Infirmary, and
heading to the Royston area.
At around 8.15am, the stolen vehicle was sighted in Bishopbriggs.
Police attended and an attempt was made to stop the vehicle.

A short time later it was sighted in the Dennistoun area, in the car
park of Lidl's supermarket, when it sped off in the direction of
Duke Street.

The Mazda has since been recovered from the Barmulloch area of
Glasgow.

If the 'saw nothing' they must be ****ing psychic.

In daylight too. OAPs should
all wear fluorescent tabards perhaps? Helmets can only be a matter
of time. With all those accidents in the home and on the pavement.
Why don't motorists campaign? They care so much!


Ze Plane! Ze Plane!

Remember fewer OAPs means
fewer cups of tea for Medway Handyman, and less sex, of course.


I understand you gave up sex for religious reason?

God made you ugly?


You mean Allah made me ugly, don't you, Mehdi al-Daimun?


No. I lied about being a Muslim. Peace be upon me.

Still, you admit to being ugly as well as thick.


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a
viable form of transport.


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Old July 13th 10, 12:11 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
The Medway Handyman[_2_]
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP left with a broken leg and knee.

Squashme wrote:
On 12 July, 22:33, JNugent wrote:
Squashme wrote:
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...car-during-pol...


It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.


This is a cycling newsgroup, isn't it?


Since when?


Since now. We discuss lawbreaking cyclists, sponging cyclists, unregulated
cyclists, terrorist cyclists, killer cyclists & ****wit cyclists.

Perfectly on topic.


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a
viable form of transport.


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Old July 13th 10, 12:13 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
The Medway Handyman[_2_]
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Default Any witnesses - Yet another hit and run by a motorist. OAP left with a broken leg and knee.

Squashme wrote:
On 12 July, 23:07, PeterG wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:50 pm, Squashme wrote:

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/184862-w...car-during-pol...


It won't bother our motorist correspondents here. They are only
interested in feigning concern about bad behaviour by cyclists.


Even the police in pursuit saw nothing. In daylight too. OAPs should
all wear fluorescent tabards perhaps? Helmets can only be a matter
of time. With all those accidents in the home and on the pavement.
Why don't motorists campaign? They care so much! Remember fewer
OAPs means fewer cups of tea for Medway Handyman, and less sex, of
course.


If only motorists could get their level of harm caused down to the
level of cyclists.


Wow the quality of your post are getting even lower, I didn't think
that was possible.


Jealous? Try harder. How low can you go?


Has anyone ever seen Squashme & Doug in the same room?


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a
viable form of transport.


 




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