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Old April 19th 06, 01:29 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Mark" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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So why not use your real name? Hiding something?


Your passport reads Ed Dolan the Great???


My real name is in my address heading. My signature is there to amuse fools
like you.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 19th 06, 01:35 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Aaron DeVore" wrote in message
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Oh, I take that bit about "Only trolling" back. What I meant was
*mostly* trolling, with the rest of the posts not being trolling, just
not helpful on the subject of biking. Sermons to "RBM" are considered
off topic.


There are many others who post messages on the subject of bikes. That is not
my purpose, although when I do have something to say about bikes it will pay
you to listen, as I am wise on all subjects. However, I am here on these
cycling newsgroups to provide a bit of off-topic interest and to amuse all
the fools who infest these groups. I sometimes succeed in this and I
sometimes fail. But I keep plugging away regardless. That is why I am so
Great.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 19th 06, 01:42 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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Ed wrote:
Anyone but me ever notice how all idiots have really
stupid names.

Ed


Or names that are the usual abbreviation for Erectile Dysfunction?

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Old April 19th 06, 01:52 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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HEADward,

Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
worthless?


Well, you are at least quoting me, but there is still something messed up
with your formatting. I do not understand why someone who is sophisticated
with computers does not use a proper newsreader. Why are you continuing to
use the Google website? Do you not have OE on your computer?

... Just the ones where you make your unwelcome presence known.
Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for your unharnessed, unruly ego run
amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for your
regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... your tiresome inane dogma. Your
very presence tends to diminish the value of any newsgroup.


Yawn!

I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might
be
worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
all
the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.

... Let's employ your own reasoning, shall we. You said, "It takes a
bit of intelligence to find intelligence". If we accept your premise,
then it logically follows since you have never encountered intelligence
in a newsgroup, then you are simply lacking the intelligence to
recognize intelligence when you encounter it. Bravo Ed!


Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg work
involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an
intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must have
a moderator or else all you get is bedlam.

I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can
engage my
mind.

... And we need a newsgroup devoid of your presence. Why don't you go
play in traffic, since you have been entertaining thoughts of suicide
as of late?

I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my inferiors
who are not worthy of me.

... Then give it up, as we are sick entire of your prosaic, repetitious
bull****.

Yea, I am Great, but surely there are others in
this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness.

... Megalomaniac, I though you've said that no one was your
intellectual. Whereas many would disagree, we would be willing for you
to delude yourself into thinking so and encourage you to leave us the
"unworthy" to our own devices.


Yawn! JimmyMac is the only person I know who can go on and on and never say
anything. It actually takes talent to be able to do this sort of thing. He
is almost worthy of me, but not quite.

I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks

... I think you just read your cue card. Good-bye.

, even though they may all have
genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world
who
know how to discuss things intelligently.

... Notice how the closet queen excluded the fairer sex.


There are no women on any these cycling newsgroups except for a couple of
mindless kooks. I wonder where Claire is off to this weekend?

I am sick and tired of the kind of
children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be rid of
me
so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by any
glimmers
of intelligence?

... Did Ed Dolan just call for a vote?

Of course you would. Children only like to be with other
children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my Greatness.

... alt.bigoted.emotionally-challenged.egomaniacal.misanthrope
... alt.HEADwardTheGRATE.OurLadyofPerpetualSorryAsses


And gobbledygook to you too!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 19th 06, 01:58 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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Ed,

Well then, this certainly bears repeating, since it addresses rathre
nicely everything you''ve once again brought up...

Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for Ed Dolan's unharnessed, unruly
ego run amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for Ed
Dolan's regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... his tiresome inane dogma.
To read Ed Dolan's banal, incoherent, fatuous drivel is to take a
journey into the realm of irrationality and peer into the abyss of
lunacy. Ed Dolan is an enigma, disenfranchised from reality, a victim
of an egocentric, self-indulgent persona and a profusion of myopic
perceptions. He is a bizarre, pitiful soul, consumed by warped
fixations and driven by twisted misconceptions. He has conspicuously
demonstrated that he is possessed by an unrestrained and enormously
distended sense of self-importance. He is Usenet newsgroup's
(particularly ARBR's) consummate, undeterred, demented parasite, a
self-appointed and self-anointed apotheosis. Afflicted with delusions
of grandeur, Ed Dolan is a legend in his own mind. He has an opinion
of himself far beyond the opinion that others will ever have of him.
He is the consummate conundrum ... a complex amalgam of absurd
contradiction ... a bigoted, emotionally-challenged, egomaniacal
misanthrope in dire need of a therapist.

The gap between Ed and reality is immense and insurmountable. Just
listen to what the man has to say of himself for what he reveals is
very telling. He professes to have attained spiritual fulfillment by
abnegating contact with others, in effect rejecting humanity's
collective communal consciousness and invites, no insistently demands
that the reader follow in his errant footsteps.

Often, Ed Dolan has avowed his cerebral transcendence over all who
venture into the web of his "personal Usenet newsgroup lair". He
pretentiously extols his fanaticized preeminence, disrespecting all who
blasphemously offer a dissenting opinion. Ed insults the vary target
audience from whom he expects to attain recognition. As if this wasn't
peculiar enough, consider this. There is an inherent human desire to
be recognized by one's peers, but the arrogant, pompous Ed Dolan
asserts that he has no peers. Consequently, the very recognition that
Ed Dolan demands is circumvented by his own arrogance. That he manages
to appropriate time to lavish impassioned verbosity on those whom he
disdains as inferiors defies comprehension and rationality. In utter
contradiction, he perseveres in his insatiable crusade to be heard by
those who seemingly matter not. Is this not just a bit incongruous?

Ed Dolan subscribes to the mistaken notion that the readership savors
his every word whereas in reality the only person who values what the
man says is the man saying it. Ed is a pedant who is enraptured be his
own vacuous gibberish. With no one worthy of his companionship, the
sanctimonious hermit has little more than ARBR from which to derive
meaning in his life. The Usenet newsgroup (particularly ARBR) has
assumed an exaggerated prominence in his hierarchical order of
relevance. The Usenet newsgroup (particularly ARBR) has emerged as the
source from which he garners his sense of accomplishment and
self-esteem. Regardless of his opinion of the readership, without the
lifeblood of the Usenet newsgroup audience to sustain him, Ed Dolan has
nothing and is nothing. What a pathetic shallow existence. Pity the
cantankerous, misguided, quintessential fool. It must really suck to
be head swollen ... HEAD Dolan. Since, by his own admission, he is the
only one worthy of himself, I have a suggestion. Ed, why don't you
just go F__K yourself!!!


You do not correctly format which makes more work for me. Therefore, I can't
be bothered any further with you. Either format your posts in the acceptable
manner or get lost.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. JimmyMac should have posted his message above as an original post. It
continues to amaze me how he does not have a clue about how newsgroup
formatting works.



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Old April 19th 06, 02:45 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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Quoth ED (imagine that, your name is an abbreviation for the lack of
ability to 'get it up'):

...as it takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence.


So that's why you can't find your 'intelligent newsgroup'.

D'ohBoy

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Old April 19th 06, 08:26 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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Ed wrote:
Anyone but me ever notice how all idiots have really
stupid names.

Ed


Or names that are the usual abbreviation for Erectile Dysfunction?


Mostly idiots have no names at all. They like user names so they cannot be
held accountable for all their stupid, inane remarks. Neil here (neil0502)
illustrates this to perfection. He and Flabby are both into nothing but
wanking. Just a couple of monkeys in a zoo cage is all they amount to.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 19th 06, 09:25 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"D'ohBoy" wrote in message
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Quoth ED (imagine that, your name is an abbreviation for the lack of
ability to 'get it up'):

...as it takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence.


So that's why you can't find your 'intelligent newsgroup'.

D'ohBoy


"Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg work
involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an
intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must have
a moderator or else all you get is bedlam." - Ed Dolan

"The reason I do not embark on my own search for an intelligent newsgroup is
that I am way too lazy for that. Unlike most of the rest of you, I am not an
eager beaver looking for new worlds to conquer. I am old and tired and fed
up with human folly. With wisdom goes much sorrow. Please note my signature
if you would know me." - Ed Dolan

Now you see the importance of reading all the various topic threads, not
just those that you are posting to.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



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snippage of a lotta ed-isms

Ed, you crack my ass up! You so frickin hilarious!

Keep it up dude, I love your patter, even if no one else does!

And I intentionally ignore all but your latest posts to contribute to
your state of frustration!

D'ohBoy the Great

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"D'ohBoy" wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

snippage of a lotta ed-isms

Ed, you crack my ass up! You so frickin hilarious!

Keep it up dude, I love your patter, even if no one else does!

And I intentionally ignore all but your latest posts to contribute to
your state of frustration!

D'ohBoy the Great


Yea, I am a deep study, that is for sure. Can you imagine that some of these
idiots on these freaking cycling newsgroups (ARBR and RBM) have actually
been dumb enough to kill file me? Hells Bells, I ought to be charging them a
good hefty fee for the rare privilege of reading my messages.

Always remember that no man is a prophet in his home country. My Greatness
is for future generations who will review my messages on the Google archive
and marvel at my genius that passed all but unnoticed by my contemporaries.
But that is ever the way of Great Ones like myself.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. You must delete "the Great" from your signature. These freaking cycling
newsgroups are not capable of absorbing more than one Great One. Besides, I
am also a Great Saint known far and wide as Saint Edward the Great. So far,
no one else has disputed my claim to Great Holiness. I think it is because
no one else wants to be poor, chaste and humble like ME!




 




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