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Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
"Mark" wrote in message ... "Edward Dolan" wrote in message ... So why not use your real name? Hiding something? Your passport reads Ed Dolan the Great??? My real name is in my address heading. My signature is there to amuse fools like you. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
"Aaron DeVore" wrote in message oups.com... Oh, I take that bit about "Only trolling" back. What I meant was *mostly* trolling, with the rest of the posts not being trolling, just not helpful on the subject of biking. Sermons to "RBM" are considered off topic. There are many others who post messages on the subject of bikes. That is not my purpose, although when I do have something to say about bikes it will pay you to listen, as I am wise on all subjects. However, I am here on these cycling newsgroups to provide a bit of off-topic interest and to amuse all the fools who infest these groups. I sometimes succeed in this and I sometimes fail. But I keep plugging away regardless. That is why I am so Great. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Ed wrote: Anyone but me ever notice how all idiots have really stupid names. Ed Or names that are the usual abbreviation for Erectile Dysfunction? |
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Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
"JimmyMac" wrote in message oups.com... HEADward, Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet worthless? Well, you are at least quoting me, but there is still something messed up with your formatting. I do not understand why someone who is sophisticated with computers does not use a proper newsreader. Why are you continuing to use the Google website? Do you not have OE on your computer? ... Just the ones where you make your unwelcome presence known. Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for your unharnessed, unruly ego run amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for your regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... your tiresome inane dogma. Your very presence tends to diminish the value of any newsgroup. Yawn! I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might be worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with all the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups. ... Let's employ your own reasoning, shall we. You said, "It takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence". If we accept your premise, then it logically follows since you have never encountered intelligence in a newsgroup, then you are simply lacking the intelligence to recognize intelligence when you encounter it. Bravo Ed! Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg work involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must have a moderator or else all you get is bedlam. I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can engage my mind. ... And we need a newsgroup devoid of your presence. Why don't you go play in traffic, since you have been entertaining thoughts of suicide as of late? I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my inferiors who are not worthy of me. ... Then give it up, as we are sick entire of your prosaic, repetitious bull****. Yea, I am Great, but surely there are others in this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness. ... Megalomaniac, I though you've said that no one was your intellectual. Whereas many would disagree, we would be willing for you to delude yourself into thinking so and encourage you to leave us the "unworthy" to our own devices. Yawn! JimmyMac is the only person I know who can go on and on and never say anything. It actually takes talent to be able to do this sort of thing. He is almost worthy of me, but not quite. I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks ... I think you just read your cue card. Good-bye. , even though they may all have genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world who know how to discuss things intelligently. ... Notice how the closet queen excluded the fairer sex. There are no women on any these cycling newsgroups except for a couple of mindless kooks. I wonder where Claire is off to this weekend? I am sick and tired of the kind of children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be rid of me so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by any glimmers of intelligence? ... Did Ed Dolan just call for a vote? Of course you would. Children only like to be with other children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my Greatness. ... alt.bigoted.emotionally-challenged.egomaniacal.misanthrope ... alt.HEADwardTheGRATE.OurLadyofPerpetualSorryAsses And gobbledygook to you too! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
"JimmyMac" wrote in message ups.com... Ed, Well then, this certainly bears repeating, since it addresses rathre nicely everything you''ve once again brought up... Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for Ed Dolan's unharnessed, unruly ego run amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for Ed Dolan's regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... his tiresome inane dogma. To read Ed Dolan's banal, incoherent, fatuous drivel is to take a journey into the realm of irrationality and peer into the abyss of lunacy. Ed Dolan is an enigma, disenfranchised from reality, a victim of an egocentric, self-indulgent persona and a profusion of myopic perceptions. He is a bizarre, pitiful soul, consumed by warped fixations and driven by twisted misconceptions. He has conspicuously demonstrated that he is possessed by an unrestrained and enormously distended sense of self-importance. He is Usenet newsgroup's (particularly ARBR's) consummate, undeterred, demented parasite, a self-appointed and self-anointed apotheosis. Afflicted with delusions of grandeur, Ed Dolan is a legend in his own mind. He has an opinion of himself far beyond the opinion that others will ever have of him. He is the consummate conundrum ... a complex amalgam of absurd contradiction ... a bigoted, emotionally-challenged, egomaniacal misanthrope in dire need of a therapist. The gap between Ed and reality is immense and insurmountable. Just listen to what the man has to say of himself for what he reveals is very telling. He professes to have attained spiritual fulfillment by abnegating contact with others, in effect rejecting humanity's collective communal consciousness and invites, no insistently demands that the reader follow in his errant footsteps. Often, Ed Dolan has avowed his cerebral transcendence over all who venture into the web of his "personal Usenet newsgroup lair". He pretentiously extols his fanaticized preeminence, disrespecting all who blasphemously offer a dissenting opinion. Ed insults the vary target audience from whom he expects to attain recognition. As if this wasn't peculiar enough, consider this. There is an inherent human desire to be recognized by one's peers, but the arrogant, pompous Ed Dolan asserts that he has no peers. Consequently, the very recognition that Ed Dolan demands is circumvented by his own arrogance. That he manages to appropriate time to lavish impassioned verbosity on those whom he disdains as inferiors defies comprehension and rationality. In utter contradiction, he perseveres in his insatiable crusade to be heard by those who seemingly matter not. Is this not just a bit incongruous? Ed Dolan subscribes to the mistaken notion that the readership savors his every word whereas in reality the only person who values what the man says is the man saying it. Ed is a pedant who is enraptured be his own vacuous gibberish. With no one worthy of his companionship, the sanctimonious hermit has little more than ARBR from which to derive meaning in his life. The Usenet newsgroup (particularly ARBR) has assumed an exaggerated prominence in his hierarchical order of relevance. The Usenet newsgroup (particularly ARBR) has emerged as the source from which he garners his sense of accomplishment and self-esteem. Regardless of his opinion of the readership, without the lifeblood of the Usenet newsgroup audience to sustain him, Ed Dolan has nothing and is nothing. What a pathetic shallow existence. Pity the cantankerous, misguided, quintessential fool. It must really suck to be head swollen ... HEAD Dolan. Since, by his own admission, he is the only one worthy of himself, I have a suggestion. Ed, why don't you just go F__K yourself!!! You do not correctly format which makes more work for me. Therefore, I can't be bothered any further with you. Either format your posts in the acceptable manner or get lost. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota PS. JimmyMac should have posted his message above as an original post. It continues to amaze me how he does not have a clue about how newsgroup formatting works. |
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Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Quoth ED (imagine that, your name is an abbreviation for the lack of
ability to 'get it up'): ...as it takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence. So that's why you can't find your 'intelligent newsgroup'. D'ohBoy |
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wrote in message ups.com... Ed wrote: Anyone but me ever notice how all idiots have really stupid names. Ed Or names that are the usual abbreviation for Erectile Dysfunction? Mostly idiots have no names at all. They like user names so they cannot be held accountable for all their stupid, inane remarks. Neil here (neil0502) illustrates this to perfection. He and Flabby are both into nothing but wanking. Just a couple of monkeys in a zoo cage is all they amount to. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
"D'ohBoy" wrote in message oups.com... Quoth ED (imagine that, your name is an abbreviation for the lack of ability to 'get it up'): ...as it takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence. So that's why you can't find your 'intelligent newsgroup'. D'ohBoy "Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg work involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must have a moderator or else all you get is bedlam." - Ed Dolan "The reason I do not embark on my own search for an intelligent newsgroup is that I am way too lazy for that. Unlike most of the rest of you, I am not an eager beaver looking for new worlds to conquer. I am old and tired and fed up with human folly. With wisdom goes much sorrow. Please note my signature if you would know me." - Ed Dolan Now you see the importance of reading all the various topic threads, not just those that you are posting to. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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D'ohBoy the Great responds to Ed Dolan WAS: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
snippage of a lotta ed-isms
Ed, you crack my ass up! You so frickin hilarious! Keep it up dude, I love your patter, even if no one else does! And I intentionally ignore all but your latest posts to contribute to your state of frustration! D'ohBoy the Great |
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D'ohBoy the Great responds to Ed Dolan WAS: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
"D'ohBoy" wrote in message oups.com... ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS! snippage of a lotta ed-isms Ed, you crack my ass up! You so frickin hilarious! Keep it up dude, I love your patter, even if no one else does! And I intentionally ignore all but your latest posts to contribute to your state of frustration! D'ohBoy the Great Yea, I am a deep study, that is for sure. Can you imagine that some of these idiots on these freaking cycling newsgroups (ARBR and RBM) have actually been dumb enough to kill file me? Hells Bells, I ought to be charging them a good hefty fee for the rare privilege of reading my messages. Always remember that no man is a prophet in his home country. My Greatness is for future generations who will review my messages on the Google archive and marvel at my genius that passed all but unnoticed by my contemporaries. But that is ever the way of Great Ones like myself. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota PS. You must delete "the Great" from your signature. These freaking cycling newsgroups are not capable of absorbing more than one Great One. Besides, I am also a Great Saint known far and wide as Saint Edward the Great. So far, no one else has disputed my claim to Great Holiness. I think it is because no one else wants to be poor, chaste and humble like ME! |
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