A11 Attleborough 'flying van' driver banned for a year

On 22/02/2020 23:56, JNugent wrote:
On 22/02/2020 23:53, TMS320 wrote:
On 22/02/2020 23:52, JNugent wrote:
On 22/02/2020 23:47, TMS320 wrote:
On 22/02/2020 23:09, JNugent wrote:
On 22/02/2020 17:49, TMS320 wrote:
On 22/02/2020 15:27, JNugent wrote:
On 22/02/2020 15:09, Bod wrote:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...ned-for-a-year


What did the cyclist do?

Perhaps the article ommitted to mention that a cyclist was driving
a motor vehicle.

Perhaps.

That's partly why I asked.

Yes, it is a strange one, given how frequently we are told that
someone not cycling during an event of interest is a cyclist.

It wasn't that so much.

Oh, but it was.

No, it really wasn't.

As I said, but you peevishly chose to snip, I was struck by the sheer
credibility of your suggestion that the van-driver may have been a
cyclist.

Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on cyclists.

It would certainly explain his disregard for every aspect of
traffic law and the general rules of the road, including consideration
for other road users...

....but you should stop imagining things.

On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 12:20:12 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:


Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on cyclists..


Even these?

Speeding, parking the wrong way at night, on yellow lines, on zig zags, outside schools, pavement parking, obstructing traffic by inconsiderate parking, driving while drunk, on mobile phones, with no car tax, no licence, no insurance, no MOT, illegal plates, overtaking on double lines, due care, bald tyres, faulty brakes, one eyed monsters, no rear lights, no brake lights, no indicators, fog light abuse, faulty steering, windscreen obscuration, darkly tinted windows, child seat abuse, no seatbelts, insecure load, one way street abuse, amber/red light jumping, cycle box abuse, bus lane abuse, box junction abuse, death by dangerous driving, excess smoke and noise from exhaust, duff suspension, leaking oil, cash for crash fiddles, underage child in front, lights causing glare, over weight limit, ignoring no entry signs, parking without permit, not having control of your vehicle, improper use of horn, using horn at night, no in date photo licence, no licence application after long ban, without prescribed eyewear, failing to stop for police/lollipop/zebra etc - ran out of space.

On 23/02/2020 10:36, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 12:20:12 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:

Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on
cyclists.

Even these?

Speeding, parking the wrong way at night, on yellow lines, on zig
zags, outside schools, pavement parking, obstructing traffic by
inconsiderate parking, driving while drunk, on mobile phones, with no
car tax, no licence, no insurance, no MOT, illegal plates, overtaking
on double lines, due care, bald tyres, faulty brakes, one eyed
monsters, no rear lights, no brake lights, no indicators, fog light
abuse, faulty steering, windscreen obscuration, darkly tinted
windows, child seat abuse, no seatbelts, insecure load, one way
street abuse, amber/red light jumping, cycle box abuse, bus lane
abuse, box junction abuse, death by dangerous driving, excess smoke
and noise from exhaust, duff suspension, leaking oil, cash for crash
fiddles, underage child in front, lights causing glare, over weight
limit, ignoring no entry signs, parking without permit, not having
control of your vehicle, improper use of horn, using horn at night,
no in date photo licence, no licence application after long ban,
without prescribed eyewear, failing to stop for police/lollipop/zebra
etc - ran out of space.

Ah, but I did say "some people". Particularly a couple that post here.

TMS320 wrote:
On 23/02/2020 10:36, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 12:20:12 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:

Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on
cyclists.

Even these?

Speeding, parking the wrong way at night, on yellow lines, on zig
zags, outside schools, pavement parking, obstructing traffic by
inconsiderate parking, driving while drunk, on mobile phones, with no
car tax, no licence, no insurance, no MOT, illegal plates, overtaking
on double lines, due care, bald tyres, faulty brakes, one eyed
monsters, no rear lights, no brake lights, no indicators, fog light
abuse, faulty steering, windscreen obscuration, darkly tinted
windows, child seat abuse, no seatbelts, insecure load, one way
street abuse, amber/red light jumping, cycle box abuse, bus lane
abuse, box junction abuse, death by dangerous driving, excess smoke
and noise from exhaust, duff suspension, leaking oil, cash for crash
fiddles, underage child in front, lights causing glare, over weight
limit, ignoring no entry signs, parking without permit, not having
control of your vehicle, improper use of horn, using horn at night,
no in date photo licence, no licence application after long ban,
without prescribed eyewear, failing to stop for police/lollipop/zebra
etc - ran out of space.

Ah, but I did say "some people". Particularly a couple that post here.

Would you care to name/ shame and post proof?

On 24/02/2020 23:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
TMS320 wrote:
On 23/02/2020 10:36, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 12:20:12 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:

Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on
cyclists.

Even these?

Speeding, parking the wrong way at night, on yellow lines, on zig
zags, outside schools, pavement parking, obstructing traffic by
inconsiderate parking, driving while drunk, on mobile phones, with no
car tax, no licence, no insurance, no MOT, illegal plates, overtaking
on double lines, due care, bald tyres, faulty brakes, one eyed
monsters, no rear lights, no brake lights, no indicators, fog light
abuse, faulty steering, windscreen obscuration, darkly tinted
windows, child seat abuse, no seatbelts, insecure load, one way
street abuse, amber/red light jumping, cycle box abuse, bus lane
abuse, box junction abuse, death by dangerous driving, excess smoke
and noise from exhaust, duff suspension, leaking oil, cash for crash
fiddles, underage child in front, lights causing glare, over weight
limit, ignoring no entry signs, parking without permit, not having
control of your vehicle, improper use of horn, using horn at night,
no in date photo licence, no licence application after long ban,
without prescribed eyewear, failing to stop for police/lollipop/zebra
etc - ran out of space.

Ah, but I did say "some people". Particularly a couple that post here.

Would you care to name/ shame and post proof?


Why?

Peter Keller wrote:
On 24/02/2020 23:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
TMS320 wrote:
On 23/02/2020 10:36, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 12:20:12 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:

Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on
cyclists.

Even these?

Speeding, parking the wrong way at night, on yellow lines, on zig
zags, outside schools, pavement parking, obstructing traffic by
inconsiderate parking, driving while drunk, on mobile phones, with
no car tax, no licence, no insurance, no MOT, illegal plates,
overtaking on double lines, due care, bald tyres, faulty brakes,
one eyed monsters, no rear lights, no brake lights, no indicators,
fog light abuse, faulty steering, windscreen obscuration, darkly
tinted windows, child seat abuse, no seatbelts, insecure load, one
way street abuse, amber/red light jumping, cycle box abuse, bus
lane abuse, box junction abuse, death by dangerous driving, excess
smoke and noise from exhaust, duff suspension, leaking oil, cash
for crash fiddles, underage child in front, lights causing glare,
over weight limit, ignoring no entry signs, parking without
permit, not having control of your vehicle, improper use of horn,
using horn at night, no in date photo licence, no licence
application after long ban, without prescribed eyewear, failing to
stop for police/lollipop/zebra etc - ran out of space.

Ah, but I did say "some people". Particularly a couple that post
here.

Would you care to name/ shame and post proof?


Why?

Just as I thought you would answer. Spineless little ******.

On 24/02/2020 10:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
TMS320 wrote:
On 23/02/2020 10:36, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 12:20:12 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:

Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on
cyclists.

Even these?

Speeding, parking the wrong way at night, on yellow lines, on zig
zags, outside schools, pavement parking, obstructing traffic by
inconsiderate parking, driving while drunk, on mobile phones, with no
car tax, no licence, no insurance, no MOT, illegal plates, overtaking
on double lines, due care, bald tyres, faulty brakes, one eyed
monsters, no rear lights, no brake lights, no indicators, fog light
abuse, faulty steering, windscreen obscuration, darkly tinted
windows, child seat abuse, no seatbelts, insecure load, one way
street abuse, amber/red light jumping, cycle box abuse, bus lane
abuse, box junction abuse, death by dangerous driving, excess smoke
and noise from exhaust, duff suspension, leaking oil, cash for crash
fiddles, underage child in front, lights causing glare, over weight
limit, ignoring no entry signs, parking without permit, not having
control of your vehicle, improper use of horn, using horn at night,
no in date photo licence, no licence application after long ban,
without prescribed eyewear, failing to stop for police/lollipop/zebra
etc - ran out of space.

Ah, but I did say "some people". Particularly a couple that post here.

Would you care to name/ shame and post proof?

I could name and shame but I will use the precedent they set by not
providing proof.

BTW, you are a nuisance but I don't consider you're one of them.

TMS320 wrote:
On 24/02/2020 10:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
TMS320 wrote:
On 23/02/2020 10:36, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 12:20:12 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:

Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on
cyclists.

Even these?

Speeding, parking the wrong way at night, on yellow lines, on zig
zags, outside schools, pavement parking, obstructing traffic by
inconsiderate parking, driving while drunk, on mobile phones, with
no car tax, no licence, no insurance, no MOT, illegal plates,
overtaking on double lines, due care, bald tyres, faulty brakes,
one eyed monsters, no rear lights, no brake lights, no indicators,
fog light abuse, faulty steering, windscreen obscuration, darkly
tinted windows, child seat abuse, no seatbelts, insecure load, one
way street abuse, amber/red light jumping, cycle box abuse, bus
lane abuse, box junction abuse, death by dangerous driving, excess
smoke and noise from exhaust, duff suspension, leaking oil, cash
for crash fiddles, underage child in front, lights causing glare,
over weight limit, ignoring no entry signs, parking without
permit, not having control of your vehicle, improper use of horn,
using horn at night, no in date photo licence, no licence
application after long ban, without prescribed eyewear, failing to
stop for police/lollipop/zebra etc - ran out of space.

Ah, but I did say "some people". Particularly a couple that post
here.

Would you care to name/ shame and post proof?

I could name and shame but I will use the precedent they set by not
providing proof.

BTW, you are a nuisance but I don't consider you're one of them.

I'm not one of them. Happy be a nuisance.

On 25/02/2020 01:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Spineless little ******.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU. Especially
as it cums from YOU.
Now please ejaculate to me from YOU the further honour and accolade of
smarmy lagerlout gitand bloody woofter sod.
Then I will become a walking vomit to YOU and crap into your festering
mouth.

I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

On 25/02/2020 10:33, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
TMS320 wrote:
On 24/02/2020 10:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
TMS320 wrote:
On 23/02/2020 10:36, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 12:20:12 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:

Oh, it's true that some people blame all the world's problems on
cyclists.

Even these?

Speeding, parking the wrong way at night, on yellow lines, on zig
zags, outside schools, pavement parking, obstructing traffic by
inconsiderate parking, driving while drunk, on mobile phones, with
no car tax, no licence, no insurance, no MOT, illegal plates,
overtaking on double lines, due care, bald tyres, faulty brakes,
one eyed monsters, no rear lights, no brake lights, no indicators,
fog light abuse, faulty steering, windscreen obscuration, darkly
tinted windows, child seat abuse, no seatbelts, insecure load, one
way street abuse, amber/red light jumping, cycle box abuse, bus
lane abuse, box junction abuse, death by dangerous driving, excess
smoke and noise from exhaust, duff suspension, leaking oil, cash
for crash fiddles, underage child in front, lights causing glare,
over weight limit, ignoring no entry signs, parking without
permit, not having control of your vehicle, improper use of horn,
using horn at night, no in date photo licence, no licence
application after long ban, without prescribed eyewear, failing to
stop for police/lollipop/zebra etc - ran out of space.

Ah, but I did say "some people". Particularly a couple that post
here.

Would you care to name/ shame and post proof?

I could name and shame but I will use the precedent they set by not
providing proof.

BTW, you are a nuisance but I don't consider you're one of them.

I'm not one of them. Happy be a nuisance.



Open your mouth, please.