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Old March 7th 14, 09:49 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...0307063316.htm

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Old March 7th 14, 08:55 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave- Cyclists VORC
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On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...0307063316.htm


"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was a
crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it. I
wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.


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There is something seriously sick and stunted about grown men who want
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Old March 7th 14, 10:24 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:55:27 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...0307063316.htm


"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was a
crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it. I
wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.


This appears more unstable:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1623555c.jpg
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Old March 8th 14, 10:27 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave-Cyclists VORT
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On 07/03/2014 22:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:55:27 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...0307063316.htm


"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was a
crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it. I
wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.


This appears more unstable:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1623555c.jpg


Was that caused by a soft drinks bottle?

I see Cwispie has overdosed on the stupid pills again.

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Dave-Cyclists VORT
Motorists pay £46 billion a year in extra taxes, specifically so they
can use the roads.
Less than £10 billion of this is spent on roads.
Q: Do cyclists pay any specific, extra taxes in order to use their
vehicles on the road?
A: No. They are sponging freeloaders.
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Old March 8th 14, 10:42 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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On 08/03/2014 10:27, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
On 07/03/2014 22:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:55:27 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...0307063316.htm



"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was a
crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it. I
wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.


This appears more unstable:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1623555c.jpg


Was that caused by a soft drinks bottle?

I see Cwispie has overdosed on the stupid pills again.


three of the occupants survived, which shows how incredibly safe even
ordinary cars are these days.
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Old March 8th 14, 11:28 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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Default More attempted murder by a motorist

On 08/03/2014 10:42, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 08/03/2014 10:27, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
On 07/03/2014 22:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:55:27 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...0307063316.htm




"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was a
crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it. I
wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.

This appears more unstable:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1623555c.jpg


Was that caused by a soft drinks bottle?

I see Cwispie has overdosed on the stupid pills again.


three of the occupants survived, which shows how incredibly safe even
ordinary cars are these days.


Imagine the damage if it was a cyclist & a soft drink bottle.....

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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."
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Old March 8th 14, 08:35 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bertie Wooster[_2_]
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Default More attempted murder by a motorist

On Sat, 08 Mar 2014 11:28:37 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 08/03/2014 10:42, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 08/03/2014 10:27, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
On 07/03/2014 22:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:55:27 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...0307063316.htm




"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was a
crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it. I
wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.

This appears more unstable:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1623555c.jpg


Was that caused by a soft drinks bottle?

I see Cwispie has overdosed on the stupid pills again.


three of the occupants survived, which shows how incredibly safe even
ordinary cars are these days.


Imagine the damage if it was a cyclist & a soft drink bottle.....


Yes - a little wobble.
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Old March 9th 14, 11:15 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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Default More attempted murder by a motorist

On 08/03/2014 20:35, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sat, 08 Mar 2014 11:28:37 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 08/03/2014 10:42, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 08/03/2014 10:27, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
On 07/03/2014 22:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:55:27 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...0307063316.htm




"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was a
crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it. I
wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.

This appears more unstable:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1623555c.jpg


Was that caused by a soft drinks bottle?

I see Cwispie has overdosed on the stupid pills again.


three of the occupants survived, which shows how incredibly safe even
ordinary cars are these days.


Imagine the damage if it was a cyclist & a soft drink bottle.....


Yes - a little wobble.

WHOOSH......

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Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."
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Old March 10th 14, 09:27 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default More attempted murder by a motorist

On Sun, 09 Mar 2014 11:15:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:

On 08/03/2014 20:35, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sat, 08 Mar 2014 11:28:37 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 08/03/2014 10:42, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 08/03/2014 10:27, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
On 07/03/2014 22:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:55:27 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...used-of-using-

cyclist-as-target-practice-after-hurling-bottle-at-rider-from-car-in-
Cambridge-20140307063316.htm




"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was
a crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it.
I wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.

This appears more unstable:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1623555c.jpg


Was that caused by a soft drinks bottle?

I see Cwispie has overdosed on the stupid pills again.


three of the occupants survived, which shows how incredibly safe even
ordinary cars are these days.

Imagine the damage if it was a cyclist & a soft drink bottle.....


Yes - a little wobble.

WHOOSH......


Look out! Dave farted.
  #10  
Old March 10th 14, 10:06 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bertie Wooster[_2_]
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Default More attempted murder by a motorist

On Mon, 10 Mar 2014 09:27:36 +0000 (UTC), Peter Keller
wrote:

On Sun, 09 Mar 2014 11:15:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:

On 08/03/2014 20:35, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sat, 08 Mar 2014 11:28:37 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 08/03/2014 10:42, Mrcheerful wrote:
On 08/03/2014 10:27, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
On 07/03/2014 22:24, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:55:27 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote:

On 07/03/2014 09:49, Judith wrote:
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News...used-of-using-

cyclist-as-target-practice-after-hurling-bottle-at-rider-from-car-in-
Cambridge-20140307063316.htm




"“Suddenly this plastic bottle hit me in the back. It think it was
a crumpled up soft drink bottle with a little bit of liquid in it.
I wobbled a bit on my bike".

Which shows how unstable a push bike is.

This appears more unstable:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1623555c.jpg


Was that caused by a soft drinks bottle?

I see Cwispie has overdosed on the stupid pills again.


three of the occupants survived, which shows how incredibly safe even
ordinary cars are these days.

Imagine the damage if it was a cyclist & a soft drink bottle.....

Yes - a little wobble.

WHOOSH......


Look out! Dave farted.


No - that's his usual odour.
 




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