Water bottle for a criterium race

On 7 Feb 2007 08:35:05 -0800, "gds" wrote:

On Feb 7, 6:20 am, "ilan" wrote:

I suggest wearing a diaper. All the top racers to it.

-ilan

Top astronauts too!


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On Feb 7, 5:41 pm, "ilan" wrote:
On Feb 7, 2:20 pm, "ilan" wrote:

On Feb 7, 11:55 am, Artoi wrote:

That water may cause you to want to urinate during the race. Since
there won't be time to stop during the
criterium, I suggest wearing a diaper. All the top racers to it.

On the other hand, I've never been able to find a Motorman's Friend,
an item which I've
only seen once in the movie Semi Tough. I couldn't find it by doing a
Google search either.
It consists of a rubber hose and a little flask, which
allows you to relieve yourself discreetly at any time. In the movie,
Burt Reynolds uses it for
an EST marathon seminar. The one time I really needed it was driving a
RAAM support vehicle all
night: You are obliged to follow the rider continuously at
approximately 18 mph for hours at a time, and
you end up drinking soft drinks continuously, but then you don't want
to force the poor rider to stop for your
bathroom break.

-ilan

Once on the Interstate in Arizona I stopped to retreive a hat that had
blown out the window of my car. Walking around looking for the dumb
hat, I saw more than one soda bottle containing suspicious yellow
fluid. I don't think any special apparatus is needed. For males that
it. What with those wide-mouth bottles and all.

Joseph

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On the other hand, I've never been able to find a Motorman's Friend,
an item which I've
only seen once in the movie Semi Tough. I couldn't find it by doing a
Google search either.
It consists of a rubber hose and a little flask, which
allows you to relieve yourself discreetly at any time. In the movie,
Burt Reynolds uses it for
an EST marathon seminar. The one time I really needed it was driving a
RAAM support vehicle all
night: You are obliged to follow the rider continuously at
approximately 18 mph for hours at a time, and
you end up drinking soft drinks continuously, but then you don't want
to force the poor rider to stop for your
bathroom break.


http://www.stadiumpal.com/

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Once on the Interstate in Arizona I stopped to retreive a hat that had
blown out the window of my car. Walking around looking for the dumb
hat, I saw more than one soda bottle containing suspicious yellow
fluid. I don't think any special apparatus is needed. For males that
it. What with those wide-mouth bottles and all.

They say that braggarts are trying to compensate for a personal weakness.

On Feb 7, 1:02 pm, "Carl Sundquist" wrote:
"ilan" wrote in message

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On the other hand, I've never been able to find a Motorman's Friend,
an item which I've
only seen once in the movie Semi Tough. I couldn't find it by doing a
Google search either.
It consists of a rubber hose and a little flask, which
allows you to relieve yourself discreetly at any time. In the movie,
Burt Reynolds uses it for
an EST marathon seminar. The one time I really needed it was driving a
RAAM support vehicle all
night: You are obliged to follow the rider continuously at
approximately 18 mph for hours at a time, and
you end up drinking soft drinks continuously, but then you don't want
to force the poor rider to stop for your
bathroom break.

http://www.stadiumpal.com/

dumbass,

http://www.chowdaheadz.com/beer-bell...ng-system.html

On Feb 7, 7:57 pm, "Tom Kunich" cyclintom@yahoo. com wrote:
wrote in message

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Once on the Interstate in Arizona I stopped to retreive a hat that had
blown out the window of my car. Walking around looking for the dumb
hat, I saw more than one soda bottle containing suspicious yellow
fluid. I don't think any special apparatus is needed. For males that
it. What with those wide-mouth bottles and all.

They say that braggarts are trying to compensate for a personal weakness.

You mean me bragging about being stupid enough to wander around in a
****-soaked shoulder in the Arizona sun looking for a hat?

;-)

Joseph

In article
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"ilan" wrote:

On Feb 7, 2:20 pm, "ilan" wrote:
On Feb 7, 11:55 am, Artoi wrote:

That water may cause you to want to urinate during the race. Since
there won't be time to stop during the
criterium, I suggest wearing a diaper. All the top racers to it.

On the other hand, I've never been able to find a Motorman's Friend,
an item which I've
only seen once in the movie Semi Tough. I couldn't find it by doing a
Google search either.
It consists of a rubber hose and a little flask, which
allows you to relieve yourself discreetly at any time. In the movie,
Burt Reynolds uses it for
an EST marathon seminar. The one time I really needed it was driving a
RAAM support vehicle all
night: You are obliged to follow the rider continuously at
approximately 18 mph for hours at a time, and
you end up drinking soft drinks continuously, but then you don't want
to force the poor rider to stop for your
bathroom break.

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http://www.mypilotstore.com/mypilotstore/sep/1631

--
Michael Press

Ewoud Dronkert wrote:
Not. And screw off the bottle holder. Leave the 2 bolts at home,
they're dead weight.

You're just saying that because of all those mountains where you live.

Mark
http://marcofanelli.blogspot.com

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On Feb 7, 7:57 pm, "Tom Kunich" cyclintom@yahoo. com wrote:
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Once on the Interstate in Arizona I stopped to retreive a hat that had
blown out the window of my car. Walking around looking for the dumb
hat, I saw more than one soda bottle containing suspicious yellow
fluid. I don't think any special apparatus is needed. For males that
it. What with those wide-mouth bottles and all.

They say that braggarts are trying to compensate for a personal weakness.

You mean me bragging about being stupid enough to wander around in a
****-soaked shoulder in the Arizona sun looking for a hat?

I figured more like calling a coke bottle "wide mouth"............

Not. And screw off the bottle holder. Leave the 2 bolts at home,
they're dead weight.

But then on the last lap, you cannot look like a pro as you
conspicously throw your bottle away (that's when you really need to
save the weight).

B.