SLOWDIO, a bit of advice for you!

Slowdio, my chicken feces invested imbecile,

24.4 mph is not fast considering HPV stock racers average 28.5 in lap
races in that states and 30+ mph in Europe.

Slowdio will never know what fast is cuz Chris Slowdio Evans never shows
up at HPV races. Slowdio fantasy races DFers and HPV racers know that
tail-faired lowracers are faster than DFs with the recumbent fairing
advantage. In Slowdios case he was beat to the finish line by many DFers
at BB. No fantasy about that.

My advice to Slowdio Evans is to race BMX kids with his antique boat. He
will never be fast enough to be competitive at a real HPV race. He is
definitley not fast enough to beat CAT 1/2 DFs to the finish at a road
race.

Cheers,
Johnny NoCom