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Quote of the day (from non-riders)
Today I spared the air! For the first time this year I *finally* got off my butt and rode to work (Coker). I feel good! And out of shape! Today's quote comes from a runner, going the other way on the American River Bike Path: "Open your mouth wide—you can have lots of bugs for breakfast!" I never heard that one before. Oddly, I met him right where I turn off onto the dirt for my shortcut out to the neighborhood. I only saw two other bikes on my whole 3-4 mile stretch of bike path. During the summer it's a dozen minimum, usually more. I saw about 10 runners, and 1 inline skater. So I'm not the only lazy one this time of year. Quote #2, from a lady who held the door of my building open for me: "Where's the rest of it?" I said I left it at home; it's too heavy. Add your good non-rider quotes here. -- johnfoss - The wilder Wilder John Foss, the Uni-Cyclone "jfoss" at "unicycling.com" -- www.unicycling.com "Read the rules!" -- 'IUF Rulebook' (http://www.unicycling.org/iuf/rulebook/) -- 'USA Rulebook' (http://www.unicycling.org/usa/competition/) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ johnfoss's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/832 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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I dont have any good ones but.............. ITS JOHNS BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN! -- steve0we - Just removed training wheel! This is Wheelie Wheelie FUN! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ steve0we's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/8643 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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Yeah, that's right, last night while SteveOwe and I were riding on some short walls downtown, this lady walks by and yelled "Hey, did ya'll know tomorrow is Johnfoss's birthday?" That was REALLY strange Happy Birthday John!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Krashin'Kenny - Crash Tested If you ain't crashing, you ain't going fast enough!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Krashin'Kenny's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3420 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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i was riding by and this guy said "isnt there like 5 or 6 treads just like this already?" -- jagur - Random Unicyclist Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. --------------------------------------------------- -forget_your_life- -------------------------------------- -------*muni militia *------- *one wheeled death squad* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ jagur's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/502 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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Happy Birthday John! (...and no, I don't think I saw five or six threads on John's Birthday). -- mscalisi - Not such a newbie anymore ------------------------------------------------------------------------ mscalisi's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4961 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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Have a awesome BD John! -- aspenmike - unicycling albino ------------------------------------------------------------------------ aspenmike's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3768 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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"Holy Crap! Are you out of your mind!" as I rode down a section of fairly steep drops on a Mtn Bike Trail. And of Course Happy Birthday John. Great way to start the rest of your life. -- bugman - Survivor 2004 Wolfman Duathalon -"Worried about rising sea levels? Move into the hills! I might be a hillbilly but when you're drinking sal****er in the 2nd floor of your beach condo, my mullet will be drier than a can of Skoal left open on a sunny day."- - maestro8 -"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."- - Albert Einstein ------------------------------------------------------------------------ bugman's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3812 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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That's very similar to this old motorcyle saying ... Q: "Know how to tell a happy motocycle rider ...?" A: "By the number of bugs in his teeth." (implied from smiling while riding ...) Happy Bday! -- DigitalDave - Ðîgï†å||¥ ËñhÂÑ€èÐ 'nf7-s ~ xp2400mobile' (http://www.anandtech.com/mysystemrig.html?rigid=21988) '20,124 3dm01' (http://service.futuremark.com/compare?2k1=8399731) my will to live was stronger than my will to die. - iggy pop that which does not kill me, makes me stronger. - friedrich nietzsche 1899 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ DigitalDave's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/8003 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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Happy B-day John My quote was from a teenage girl in traffic in the middle of a snow storm (Are you Fricken crazy!) I naturally said yes. -- Tigger - Muni's have changed my life! "If you risk nothing, then you risk everything." From Velosophy ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tigger's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/8877 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 |
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In article t.com,
"Tigger" wrote: Happy B-day John ya. Asked while i tried to ride down the sledding hill a few weeks ago: "mister, is that hard?" "No, gravity does most the work" splat ..max -- blink |
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