Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

Edward Dolan wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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HEADward,

Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
worthless?

Well, you are at least quoting me, but there is still something messed up
with your formatting. I do not understand why someone who is sophisticated
with computers does not use a proper newsreader. Why are you continuing to
use the Google website? Do you not have OE on your computer?

Because I like to do to you what you do to others ... aggravate and
I've told you that before.

... Just the ones where you make your unwelcome presence known.
Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for your unharnessed, unruly ego run
amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for your
regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... your tiresome inane dogma. Your
very presence tends to diminish the value of any newsgroup.

Yawn!

Snappy comeback ... brain dead.

I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might
be
worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
all
the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.

... Let's employ your own reasoning, shall we. You said, "It takes a
bit of intelligence to find intelligence". If we accept your premise,
then it logically follows since you have never encountered intelligence
in a newsgroup, then you are simply lacking the intelligence to
recognize intelligence when you encounter it. Bravo Ed!

Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg work
involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an
intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must have
a moderator or else all you get is bedlam.

Is this the same Ed Dolan who has trashed moderated forums again and
again? The conundrum continues.

I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can
engage my
mind.

... And we need a newsgroup devoid of your presence. Why don't you go
play in traffic, since you have been entertaining thoughts of suicide
as of late?

I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my inferiors
who are not worthy of me.

... Then give it up, as we are sick entire of your prosaic, repetitious
bull****.

Yea, I am Great, but surely there are others in
this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness.

... Megalomaniac, I thought you've said that no one was your
intellectual equal. Whereas many would disagree, we would be willing for you
to delude yourself into thinking so and encourage you to leave us the
"unworthy" to our own devices.

Yawn! JimmyMac is the only person I know who can go on and on and never say
anything. It actually takes talent to be able to do this sort of thing. He
is almost worthy of me, but not quite.

If you had a reading level beyon 6th grade, perhaps you would be able
to comprehend what is being written.

I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks

... I think you just read your cue card. Good-bye.

, even though they may all have
genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world
who
know how to discuss things intelligently.

... Notice how the closet queen excluded the fairer sex.

There are no women on any these cycling newsgroups except for a couple of
mindless kooks. I wonder where Claire is off to this weekend?

I am sick and tired of the kind of
children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be rid of
me
so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by any
glimmers
of intelligence?

... Did Ed Dolan just call for a vote?

Of course you would. Children only like to be with other
children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my Greatness.

... alt.bigoted.emotionally-challenged.egomaniacal.misanthrope
... alt.HEADwardTheGRATE.OurLadyofPerpetualSorryAsses

And gobbledygook to you too!

Another snappy comeback. I can't bear it. Where does he come up with
such witticisms?

Jim McNamara

Jim McNamara

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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Edward Dolan wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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HEADward,

Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
worthless?

Well, you are at least quoting me, but there is still something messed up
with your formatting. I do not understand why someone who is
sophisticated
with computers does not use a proper newsreader. Why are you continuing
to
use the Google website? Do you not have OE on your computer?

Because I like to do to you what you do to others ... aggravate and
I've told you that before.

Aggravate me all you want, but do it in the correct format. After all, there
are other readers to consider, not just yourself. How is it possible to get
so selfish?
[...]

Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg
work
involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an
intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must
have
a moderator or else all you get is bedlam.

Is this the same Ed Dolan who has trashed moderated forums again and
again? The conundrum continues.

I have never posted to a moderated forum and I read damn few of them. Yet, I
know what works and what doesn't work. An unmoderated forum does not work.
Ed Gin proved that to me several years ago. An unmoderated forum like ARBR
and RBM is nothing but the devil's playground. The sooner everyone learns
this, the better.
[...]

... alt.bigoted.emotionally-challenged.egomaniacal.misanthrope
... alt.HEADwardTheGRATE.OurLadyofPerpetualSorryAsses

And gobbledygook to you too!

Another snappy comeback. I can't bear it. Where does he come up with
such witticisms?

I have already told you many times that I am not into wit. I am only into
the broadest type of parody. All you need is a kindergarten education to
understand what I am saying.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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not using your real name -- lack of confidence.


What are you talking about? I use my real name all the time - over and
over

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anonymous - nothing but a cipher, a ghost, a phantom. Screw that! I am Ed
Dolan the Great and I want all you cretins to know it!

You don't know if your name is Ed Dolan or Edward Dolan or Edward Dolan the
Great or Ed Dolan the Great? Or you got a passport for every name? Stick
with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark

"Mark" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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not using your real name -- lack of confidence.


What are you talking about? I use my real name all the time - over and
over

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anonymous - nothing but a cipher, a ghost, a phantom. Screw that! I am Ed
Dolan the Great and I want all you cretins to know it!

You don't know if your name is Ed Dolan or Edward Dolan or Edward Dolan
the Great or Ed Dolan the Great? Or you got a passport for every name?
Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark

Nay, one name is not enough for One so Great as Myself. Many variants are
called for, depending on the situation I am addressing. I could never live
with a name so insignificant as just plain 'Mark.' I am not small enough for
that.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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Will,

Click show opitons . show original and you will note from the header
information that indeed Ed and I are not one and the same. You should
be able to detect an obvious difference in our writing styles as well.
I have lots of issues with the GRATE one ... HEAD Dolan, but I'll give
him this much. He post as himself and does not forge email headers to
assume someon else's identity. This is not the nature of the beast.
He is proud of what and who he is and that is part an parcel of the
problem.

Yes, and JimmyMac also plays the game of Usenet fair and square. That is why
I do not mind him at all. Lately he has been getting into some borderline
language, but I attribute that to my resoluteness which is enough to drive
anyone halfway insane.

Bottom line - neither JimmyMac nor myself are like Ed Gin. Ed Gin was into
sock puppets big time as well as every other kind of Usenet behavior that is
borderline illegal and/or immoral. Once I decide a poster is a scoundrel he
will reap nothing but my wrath. Play the game of Usenet fair and square and
I will put up with almost anything.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Nay, one name is not enough for One so Great as Myself. Many variants are
called for, depending on the situation I am addressing. I could never live
with a name so insignificant as just plain 'Mark.' I am not small enough
for that.

Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark

"Mark" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Nay, one name is not enough for One so Great as Myself. Many variants are
called for, depending on the situation I am addressing. I could never
live with a name so insignificant as just plain 'Mark.' I am not small
enough for that.

Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark

Is Mark a parrot? Does nothing I say make an impression on him? Am I really
just talking and listening to myself? If so, that is not so bad as I like to
talk to someone intelligent and I also like to listen to someone
intelligent. Why should someone as Great as MYSELF ever bother to talk to
the lesser breeds let alone listen to them. Henceforth, I shall only talk to
MYSELF and listen to MYSELF. Yea, it is the best of both worlds.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"Mark" wrote in message
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Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark

Is Mark a parrot? Does nothing I say make an impression on him? Am I
really

Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark

"Mark" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"Mark" wrote in message
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Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark

Is Mark a parrot? Does nothing I say make an impression on him? Am I
really

Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark

You confounded moron! I have supreme confidence in who I am. There has never
been anyone on these freaking cycling newsgroups who has been able to shake
my confidence in MYSELF in the slightest. How could it be otherwise. All
others are midgets and dwarfs and I am a GIANT. Think of ME as GOD and
yourself as an ant or a termite and you will have the proportions and your
perspective right.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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You confounded moron! I have supreme confidence in who I am. There has
never

Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark