Cyclist attacked by road sign weapon

On Mon, 10 Aug 2015 18:12:00 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote:

Cyclist, hill, bend, attacked by a rogue road sign.

http://www.westsussextoday.co.uk/new...apton-cyclist-
suffers-fractured-spine-after-colliding-with-road-sign-on-bury-
hill-1-6894526

There is nothing in the article which says the road sign attacked the
bicyclist.

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Mon, 10 Aug 2015 18:12:00 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote:

Cyclist, hill, bend, attacked by a rogue road sign.

http://www.westsussextoday.co.uk/new...apton-cyclist-
suffers-fractured-spine-after-colliding-with-road-sign-on-bury-
hill-1-6894526

There is nothing in the article which says the road sign attacked the
bicyclist.

You just don't get irony, do you?

On Tue, 11 Aug 2015 10:47:46 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

You just don't get irony, do you?

Especially not for you.
I ride a bicycle. That makes me **** in your eyes. That is a great
compliment to me.
And I am proud of it.

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 11 Aug 2015 10:47:46 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

You just don't get irony, do you?

Especially not for you.
I ride a bicycle. That makes me ****.

There, I've fixed it for you.

On Wed, 12 Aug 2015 08:32:25 +0000 (UTC), Peter Keller
wrote:

On Tue, 11 Aug 2015 10:47:46 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

You just don't get irony, do you?

Especially not for you.
I ride a bicycle. That makes me **** in your eyes.

Why on earth do you want to **** in his eyes? That's not very nice - is it.

On Wed, 12 Aug 2015 22:33:49 +0100, Judith wrote:

On Wed, 12 Aug 2015 08:32:25 +0000 (UTC), Peter Keller

wrote:

On Tue, 11 Aug 2015 10:47:46 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

You just don't get irony, do you?

Especially not for you.
I ride a bicycle. That makes me **** in your eyes.

Why on earth do you want to **** in his eyes? That's not very nice - is
it.

In his eyes I am not a nice person.
After all I ride a bike.

On Wed, 12 Aug 2015 12:16:17 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

I ride a bicycle. That makes me ****.

In your eyes, yes. And I have absolutely no intention of changing that.
After all I ride a bike, and therefore it is totally impossible for me
to improve my standing in your eyes. And I take that as a great
compliment.
So how about the further honour from you of being bilious, splenetic and
spastic?

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 12 Aug 2015 12:16:17 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

I ride a bicycle. That makes me ****.

Yes. And I have absolutely no intention of changing that.
After all I ride a child's toy, and therefore it is totally impossible for
me
to improve my standing. And I take that as being bilious, splenetic and
spastic.

Fixed again

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 12 Aug 2015 22:33:49 +0100, Judith wrote:

On Wed, 12 Aug 2015 08:32:25 +0000 (UTC), Peter Keller

wrote:

On Tue, 11 Aug 2015 10:47:46 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

You just don't get irony, do you?

Especially not for you.
I ride a bicycle. That makes me **** in your eyes.

Why on earth do you want to **** in his eyes? That's not very nice - is
it.

I am not a nice person.
After all I ride a bike.

Fixed again

On Thu, 13 Aug 2015 12:39:40 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

I am not a nice person.

That is a hell of a great compliment cumming from you.
After all I ride a bike.
So therefore from you please ejaculate to me the further honours of being
lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial.
That would make me very joyful.