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Old March 10th 18, 08:57 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Saturday, March 10, 2018 at 4:10:21 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/9/2018 10:24 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, March 9, 2018 at 4:52:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/8/2018 12:03 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, March 8, 2018 at 4:22:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/7/2018 12:16 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, March 6, 2018 at 4:18:34 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?

Maybe Knights, like Americans, never bathe.


A recent report shows the average limey couple (two fags that is) change their bedsheets only every six months.
Disgusting!

I did not realise cigarettes could marry.


You limeys should learn English.


'Limeys' as you call us, speak English by definition.
Faggots are delicious.



THIS PROVES YOU ARE GAY!


All it proves is that I am not vegetarian.

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Old March 11th 18, 08:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Sunday, March 11, 2018 at 5:06:24 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/10/2018 11:57 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, March 10, 2018 at 4:10:21 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/9/2018 10:24 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, March 9, 2018 at 4:52:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/8/2018 12:03 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, March 8, 2018 at 4:22:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/7/2018 12:16 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, March 6, 2018 at 4:18:34 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?

Maybe Knights, like Americans, never bathe.


A recent report shows the average limey couple (two fags that is) change their bedsheets only every six months.
Disgusting!

I did not realise cigarettes could marry.


You limeys should learn English.

'Limeys' as you call us, speak English by definition.
Faggots are delicious.


THIS PROVES YOU ARE GAY!


All it proves is that I am not vegetarian.


Tube Steak?
LOL


Time for some remedial English lessons.
A faggot is a meatball made from pork offcuts and pig offal wrapped in caul.
A fag is a cigarette.


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Old March 11th 18, 08:20 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Thursday, March 8, 2018 at 4:22:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/7/2018 12:16 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, March 6, 2018 at 4:18:34 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?


Maybe Knights, like Americans, never bathe.


A recent report shows the average limey couple (two fags that is) change their bedsheets only every six months.
Disgusting!


At least we have beds and bedsheets. Unlike Americans who sleep on straw stuffed sacks on the dirt floor of their log cabins.
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Old March 11th 18, 09:01 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Sunday, March 11, 2018 at 7:14:49 PM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:

Tube Steak?
LOL


Time for some remedial English lessons.
A faggot is a meatball made from pork offcuts and pig offal wrapped in caul.
A fag is a cigarette.


Or a public schoolboy.
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Old March 11th 18, 10:37 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Sunday, March 11, 2018 at 8:01:17 PM UTC, wrote:
On Sunday, March 11, 2018 at 7:14:49 PM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:

Tube Steak?
LOL


Time for some remedial English lessons.
A faggot is a meatball made from pork offcuts and pig offal wrapped in caul.
A fag is a cigarette.


Or a public schoolboy.


I thought we had matured from the notion that the best way to teach children is to beat them with sticks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMhURei8N6Q

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Old March 26th 18, 10:48 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 05/03/18 09:37, Judith wrote:

Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister

The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood


Why?

- and then there is Wiggins


I don't understand why so many knighthoods get thrown at people just
because they can win a race; most people have to mark and spend 30 or 40
years doing it.
 




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