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I trapped a nut on the landing from a 3set last week, need I say it was very unpleasant. Since that incident I have been considering ways to protect my junk. There are easy options including jockstraps, cycling shorts and so on but I think the best bet is to whip something up 2 fit. I call it the sockstrap it’s fairly simple and you can make it in about 5 to 10 min. 1. Find an odd sock (thin material has better ventilation). 2. cut a hole in the sole of the sock (big enough to incorporate your junk) 3. Hold the top of the sock (with junk inside) and jiggle or jump to make sure your nice and snug so nothings gonna pop out when your riding your unicycle 4. Optionally you can cut a hole in the front as well to create a sort of cradle wear it with the ankle part of the sock sticking out the top of your trousers and you can give it quick tug to reorganize yourself quickly just before a rolling hop to save your crotch from potential danger. Please reply with any comments just try and be mature about it as I am sure this must be a subject that many male unicyclists consider -- harley on 1 wheel ------------------------------------------------------------------------ harley on 1 wheel's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/16332 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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Both brilliant and obscene . If it works, it works though, so good on you -- Val88 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Val88's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/16308 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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Can you maybe post a video demonstrating assembly and how to put it on? in all seriousness though, unless i misunderstood something it sounds as if this may actually make you more vulnerable to such injury. -- peleschramm http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=peleproductions unicycle for atheism. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ peleschramm's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/14077 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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peleschramm wrote: Can you maybe post a video demonstrating assembly and how to put it on? in all seriousness though, unless i misunderstood something it sounds as if this may actually make you more vulnerable to such injury. well im no doctor but this seems to work for me n stops me having to grab my balls every time i sit down to place them atop the seat. give it a try n get back 2 me. -- harley on 1 wheel ------------------------------------------------------------------------ harley on 1 wheel's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/16332 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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what if it slips off? any tips to counter that? -- vanpaun some kid i know wrote: your going to jump off that on a uni?! wont that rip your genitals off? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ vanpaun's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/15704 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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vanpaun wrote: what if it slips off? any tips to counter that? be more honest with yourself when deciding how big of a hole to cut -- harley on 1 wheel ------------------------------------------------------------------------ harley on 1 wheel's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/16332 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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lol, maybe a thicker material will work better too -- vanpaun some kid i know wrote: your going to jump off that on a uni?! wont that rip your genitals off? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ vanpaun's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/15704 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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What about if you catch the bit sticking out the top of your trousers and end up castrating yourself?! I'm not entirely sure I understand which bit is holding what either. Could there be possible missunderstanding for being a bit too excited if you arranged in the wrong position?! -- UnicycleJuggler I wish I was cross eyed so I could see you twice - Weird Al Yankovic '[image: http://tickers.TickerFactory.com/ezt/d/4;10724;442/st/20080224/e/I+started+unicycling/dt/4/k/9646/event.png]' (http://www.TickerFactory.com/) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ UnicycleJuggler's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/16722 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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the idea is its suppose to work a bit like these suspensories things: http://www.internationaljock.com/suspensories.html -- harley on 1 wheel ------------------------------------------------------------------------ harley on 1 wheel's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/16332 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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harley on 1 wheel wrote: the idea is its suppose to work a bit like these suspensories things: http://www.internationaljock.com/suspensories.html Well in that case, doesn't it make you look like you've got an erection?! -- UnicycleJuggler I wish I was cross eyed so I could see you twice - Weird Al Yankovic '[image: http://tickers.TickerFactory.com/ezt/d/4;10724;442/st/20080224/e/I+started+unicycling/dt/4/k/9646/event.png]' (http://www.TickerFactory.com/) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ UnicycleJuggler's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/16722 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/68477 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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