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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are
going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. |
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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
On Jun 20, 8:36*am, Cicero Venatio wrote:
The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. Alexandre, If they do not have one installed, the UCI will provide them with an approved model? |
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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
On Jun 19, 4:36*pm, Cicero Venatio wrote:
The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. If they're not scanning for psychokinetic powers they are certainly not exploring every possible method of cheating. I suggest they play orange or amber light on the cyclists during the entire stage to prevent level 9 espers from asserting their frightening and planet- crushing powers, as well. We all know what happened to Maldek. |
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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
On Jun 19, 6:52*pm, drmofe wrote:
On Jun 20, 8:36*am, Cicero Venatio wrote: The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. Alexandre, If they do not have one installed, the UCI will provide them with an approved model? As long as they can get a cut of the pie the UCI will approve anything. |
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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
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Cicero Venatio wrote: The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. Next they will test riders for smoking banana skins. -- Michael Press |
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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
Michael Press wrote:
In article , Cicero Venatio wrote: The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. Next they will test riders for smoking banana skins. Is this the euphemism I think it is? |
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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. Next they will test riders for smoking banana skins. ------------- So it doesn't bother you that Fabian used a motorized bike to win Flanders and Paris Roubaix? If you can't dope the rider, why not dope his mount. |
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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
On Jun 20, 8:36*am, Cicero Venatio wrote:
The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. the cheaters are smarter than the people trying to catch them |
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Tour de France bikes to be scanned for motors - UCI
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"K. Fred Gauss" wrote: Michael Press wrote: In article , Cicero Venatio wrote: The tdf knows the cheating scum they are dealing with, so now they are going to scan all the bikes for motors at the start and finish. Next they will test riders for smoking banana skins. Is this the euphemism I think it is? No. Authorities try to control people's access to drugs. Morning glory seeds, and some other seeds, contain enough LSA to induce euphoria and visions. (About 12 seeds or 2 mg). When it was noticed that anybody could go to the nursery and buy morning glory seeds, authorities started poisoning them. In a frantic atmosphere of authorities chasing down the latest drug craze, some wags put it about that dried and chopped banana skins would get you high when smoked. -- Michael Press |
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