I'm a real man, too

In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


Perfect response. I'm tempted to pile on here (knowing it would prove me
a REAL MAN, of course).

Posting under your "real name" would make you a real man to TK. For about two
seconds...

--
tanx,
Howard

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Ryan Cousineau wrote:
You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.

You mean diet pills count ? Does a Red Bull before a race count ? Please
tell me I won't have to tell all on Oprah's fatty master confession
program.

we often smoke reefer and giggle at the back of the goon ride here in
DC while the hammerhead cat 3s are up front 'putting in the hard
yards' getting ready for the weekend's epic 18 mile flat crit.

Hmm, the helmet zealot smokes pot while on a ride. What will the children think!

why, they'll think nothing of it since i also lie to them about it (i
lie to children, remember?).

and, for the record, i'm not a helmet zealot -- why just the other day
i went on a training ride trying to emulate my hero mike sayers with
just my bald head and my ipod -- i just think kids should wear helmets
when riding, that's all.

meanwhile, i'd also like to confess to use of the stimulant "red bull"
to prepare for group rides. once, me and a few others got dropped,
and we couldn't figure out why. so we sat on a curb (smoking reefer
of course) and talked about what to do. after a while we resolved to
begin a program of red bull before each group ride, and for 3 solid
years we were never dropped again.

sigh. there, it's out.

On May 24, 8:57 pm, "
wrote:

Also, I used to ride with these guys who famously
"knew all the burn spots in XXXXXXXXX County"
(and I don't mean forest fires; gwhite can explain)

I always thought the redwood "grove" on Valencia was one of the cuter
spots. I did not burn, as I was only along for the ride.

...and I knew it was against the law, ...

As I've pointed out before, there is no duty to obey The State. So
rest with an easy mind.

Howard Kveck wrote:
In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

Perfect response. I'm tempted to pile on here (knowing it would prove me
a REAL MAN, of course).

Posting under your "real name" would make you a real man to TK. For about two
seconds...


Why in the world would anyone believe that "Fred Fredburger" is not my
real name? I certainly do my best to live up to the name.

FWIW, I believe TK would actually be more impressed by a large, sweaty
man pile then anyone's name. You can take that a couple different ways,
either of them are true.

In article ,
Donald Munro wrote:

Ryan Cousineau wrote:
You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.

You mean diet pills count ? Does a Red Bull before a race count ? Please
tell me I won't have to tell all on Oprah's fatty master confession
program.

It's not that you have to. It's that it's the more lucrative choice.

It doesn't hurt less, you just dope better.

--
Ryan Cousineau http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

Howard Kveck wrote:
In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

Perfect response. I'm tempted to pile on here (knowing it would prove me
a REAL MAN, of course).

Posting under your "real name" would make you a real man to TK. For
about two seconds...


Why in the world would anyone believe that "Fred Fredburger" is not my
real name? I certainly do my best to live up to the name.

FWIW, I believe TK would actually be more impressed by a large, sweaty
man pile then anyone's name. You can take that a couple different ways,
either of them are true.

Heh, TK and piles do go together, don't they? From large, sweaty man piles to
enormous, steaming turdpiles...

--
tanx,
Howard

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?