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On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 17:49:42 +0100, Tony Dragon wrote:

On 04/07/2014 14:07, Fredxxx wrote:
On 04/07/2014 13:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:44:51 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 09:32:45 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:











He's only an idiot if he doesn't use the 100mph function. If he wants
to go 70, he should buy a cheaper car.

It's time for your medicine.

Why do you believe it's a good idea to buy a product which does things
you don't want?

Have you ever considered that there might be other reasons for buying a
car other than just it's top speed?

If you buy a car, is that all that matters?

I have a car that I have never driven at its maximum speed. Only an
idiot would say my car is not fit for purpose.

And indeed an idiot did say that.

No, someone who doesn't pay for things he doesn't use.

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On 04/07/2014 17:50, Tony Dragon wrote:
On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 09:32:45 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 08:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 06:30:58 +0100, Tony Dragon
wrote:









It's a perfectly sensible reply. You bought a device you aren't using
to its full extent.

Calling someone an idiot who has a car that will do 100mph, suggests you
could cope well with a frontal lobotomy as you're not thinking with all
your brain.

He's only an idiot if he doesn't use the 100mph function. If he wants
to go 70, he should buy a cheaper car.


Can you tell me where I said I haven't used the 100mph speed.

Keep digging.

You said that mobility scooters should go at only 4mph on pavements.

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My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...

On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 14:07:02 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 13:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:44:51 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 09:32:45 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 08:50, Uncle Peter wrote:










Calling someone an idiot who has a car that will do 100mph, suggests
you
could cope well with a frontal lobotomy as you're not thinking with all
your brain.

He's only an idiot if he doesn't use the 100mph function. If he wants
to go 70, he should buy a cheaper car.

It's time for your medicine.

Why do you believe it's a good idea to buy a product which does things
you don't want?

Have you ever considered that there might be other reasons for buying a
car other than just it's top speed?

If you buy a car, is that all that matters?

I have a car that I have never driven at its maximum speed. Only an
idiot would say my car is not fit for purpose.

Oh so you're a snob who likes a comfy car.

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On 04/07/2014 22:48, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 17:49:42 +0100, Tony Dragon
wrote:

On 04/07/2014 14:07, Fredxxx wrote:
On 04/07/2014 13:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:44:51 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 09:32:45 +0100, Fredxxx
wrote:











He's only an idiot if he doesn't use the 100mph function. If he
wants
to go 70, he should buy a cheaper car.

It's time for your medicine.

Why do you believe it's a good idea to buy a product which does things
you don't want?

Have you ever considered that there might be other reasons for buying a
car other than just it's top speed?

If you buy a car, is that all that matters?

I have a car that I have never driven at its maximum speed. Only an
idiot would say my car is not fit for purpose.

And indeed an idiot did say that.

No, someone who doesn't pay for things he doesn't use.



QED

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On 04/07/2014 22:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
On 04/07/2014 17:50, Tony Dragon wrote:
On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 09:32:45 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 08:50, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 06:30:58 +0100, Tony Dragon
wrote:









It's a perfectly sensible reply. You bought a device you aren't
using
to its full extent.

Calling someone an idiot who has a car that will do 100mph,
suggests you
could cope well with a frontal lobotomy as you're not thinking with
all
your brain.

He's only an idiot if he doesn't use the 100mph function. If he wants
to go 70, he should buy a cheaper car.


Can you tell me where I said I haven't used the 100mph speed.

Keep digging.

You said that mobility scooters should go at only 4mph on pavements.


Evasion noted.

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On 04/07/2014 23:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 14:07:02 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 13:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:44:51 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 09:32:45 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 08:50, Uncle Peter wrote:










Calling someone an idiot who has a car that will do 100mph, suggests
you
could cope well with a frontal lobotomy as you're not thinking
with all
your brain.

He's only an idiot if he doesn't use the 100mph function. If he wants
to go 70, he should buy a cheaper car.

It's time for your medicine.

Why do you believe it's a good idea to buy a product which does things
you don't want?

Have you ever considered that there might be other reasons for buying a
car other than just it's top speed?

If you buy a car, is that all that matters?

I have a car that I have never driven at its maximum speed. Only an
idiot would say my car is not fit for purpose.

Oh so you're a snob who likes a comfy car.

You have to be a snob to desire comfort? That's some statement.

When you grow up you'll understand why.

On 04/07/2014 22:47, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 13:53:53 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 13:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:44:51 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 09:32:45 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 08:50, Uncle Peter wrote:










Calling someone an idiot who has a car that will do 100mph, suggests
you
could cope well with a frontal lobotomy as you're not thinking
with all
your brain.

He's only an idiot if he doesn't use the 100mph function. If he wants
to go 70, he should buy a cheaper car.

It's time for your medicine.

Why do you believe it's a good idea to buy a product which does things
you don't want?

Well I bought our car for the comfort and the extra power (2.2 litre)
for safer overtaking etc.
It can do 133mph, but I didn't buy it for top speed.
Are you saying, that just because mine can do 133, that I should do that
speed?

Safer overtaking my arse. What you mean is more fun overtaking.

The desire for safety comes with age. Something you clearly don't
appreciate.

On Sat, 05 Jul 2014 13:35:05 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 22:47, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 13:53:53 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 13:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:44:51 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:











It's time for your medicine.

Why do you believe it's a good idea to buy a product which does things
you don't want?

Well I bought our car for the comfort and the extra power (2.2 litre)
for safer overtaking etc.
It can do 133mph, but I didn't buy it for top speed.
Are you saying, that just because mine can do 133, that I should do that
speed?

Safer overtaking my arse. What you mean is more fun overtaking.

The desire for safety comes with age. Something you clearly don't
appreciate.

What makes you think this desire is a good thing?

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On Sat, 05 Jul 2014 13:26:46 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 23:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 14:07:02 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 13:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:44:51 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:











It's time for your medicine.

Why do you believe it's a good idea to buy a product which does things
you don't want?

Have you ever considered that there might be other reasons for buying a
car other than just it's top speed?

If you buy a car, is that all that matters?

I have a car that I have never driven at its maximum speed. Only an
idiot would say my car is not fit for purpose.

Oh so you're a snob who likes a comfy car.

You have to be a snob to desire comfort? That's some statement.

When you grow up you'll understand why.

No, you mean when I become a snooty toffee nosed individual like you, which won't happen.

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In an attempt to attract a more modern, hipper, high tech type of customer, Campbell's Alphabet Soup now comes with spell check.

On 05/07/2014 14:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Sat, 05 Jul 2014 13:35:05 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 04/07/2014 22:47, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 13:53:53 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 13:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:44:51 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 04/07/2014 11:01, Uncle Peter wrote:











It's time for your medicine.

Why do you believe it's a good idea to buy a product which does things
you don't want?

Well I bought our car for the comfort and the extra power (2.2 litre)
for safer overtaking etc.
It can do 133mph, but I didn't buy it for top speed.
Are you saying, that just because mine can do 133, that I should do
that
speed?

Safer overtaking my arse. What you mean is more fun overtaking.

The desire for safety comes with age. Something you clearly don't
appreciate.

What makes you think this desire is a good thing?

Clearly you are not old enough to understand.