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Old March 5th 17, 02:32 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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Default Traffic police getting bored

"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat in.
The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat passenger."

So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are perfectly capable of restraining a baby.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677

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Old March 5th 17, 02:39 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_2_]
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On 3/5/2017 6:32 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat in.
The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat passenger."

So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677


Wot do you expect from a place where the men wear dresses?
LOL

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Old March 5th 17, 02:54 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 14:39:43 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

On 3/5/2017 6:32 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat in.
The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat passenger."

So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677


Wot do you expect from a place where the men wear dresses?
LOL


You'd get beaten up in Glasgow for wearing a kilt.
"See you ya wee ****in homo, why are ye wearing a ****in dress? I'm gonna rip yer ****in heed off so I am!"

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Old March 5th 17, 04:22 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_2_]
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Default Traffic police getting bored

On 3/5/2017 6:54 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 14:39:43 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 3/5/2017 6:32 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat in.
The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat passenger."

So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677


Wot do you expect from a place where the men wear dresses?
LOL


You'd get beaten up in Glasgow for wearing a kilt.
"See you ya wee ****in homo, why are ye wearing a ****in dress? I'm
gonna rip yer ****in heed off so I am!"


Is that English?
Not where I'm from, it ain't.

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Old March 5th 17, 04:29 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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Default Traffic police getting bored

On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 16:22:14 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

On 3/5/2017 6:54 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 14:39:43 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 3/5/2017 6:32 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat in.
The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat passenger."

So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677

Wot do you expect from a place where the men wear dresses?
LOL


You'd get beaten up in Glasgow for wearing a kilt.
"See you ya wee ****in homo, why are ye wearing a ****in dress? I'm
gonna rip yer ****in heed off so I am!"


Is that English?
Not where I'm from, it ain't.


They don't speak English in Glasgow.
https://youtu.be/SjO1BXzZLpE?t=21s

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Old March 5th 17, 05:49 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Uncle Peter[_3_]
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat
in. The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat
passenger."
So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677


**** fer brains.


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Old March 5th 17, 06:18 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_2_]
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Default Traffic police getting bored

On 3/5/2017 8:29 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 16:22:14 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 3/5/2017 6:54 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 14:39:43 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 3/5/2017 6:32 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby
seat in.
The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat
passenger."

So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677

Wot do you expect from a place where the men wear dresses?
LOL

You'd get beaten up in Glasgow for wearing a kilt.
"See you ya wee ****in homo, why are ye wearing a ****in dress? I'm
gonna rip yer ****in heed off so I am!"


Is that English?
Not where I'm from, it ain't.


They don't speak English in Glasgow.
https://youtu.be/SjO1BXzZLpE?t=21s


Huh? Well I'll be goddamned! This conversation is too ****in' high-brow
for me!
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Old March 5th 17, 07:14 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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Default Traffic police getting bored

On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 17:49:25 -0000, Uncle Peter wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat
in. The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat
passenger."
So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677


**** fer brains.


At least I can spell ******.

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Old March 5th 17, 07:14 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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Default Traffic police getting bored

On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 17:49:25 -0000, Uncle Peter wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat
in. The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat
passenger."
So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677


**** fer brains.


At least I can spell ******.

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Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
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Old March 5th 17, 07:40 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Uncle Peter[_4_]
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Default Traffic police getting bored

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 05 Mar 2017 17:49:25 -0000, Uncle Peter
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
"alleged to have driven .... with too many people to fit a baby seat
in. The baby is alleged to have been in the arms of a rear seat
passenger."
So what?! No real crimes left to solve eh? Someone's arms are
perfectly capable of restraining a baby.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-39156677


**** fer brains.


At least I can spell ******.


As well as you can spell your own mane?


 




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