Classic Quotes by Typical Idiot Mountain Bikers

Hey I made the "Best Of" list! Yes!!

lol.. that was over two years ago, he must have a sophisticated archiving
system to store all the hate mail he receives. I'm afraid I've long since
been added to his Idiot Filter(tm) though.

-John Morgan

Muncher,

Don't argue with this fool. You might cause him to get so angry he
starts shaking and spills bong water on the carpet, sending him into a
rage and causing him to beat his wife and kids. Have a heart man!;-(

K.



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On 22 Aug 2003 16:33:36 +0950, ireman_1
wrote:

Muncher,

Don't argue with this fool. You might cause him to get so angry he
starts shaking and spills bong water on the carpet, sending him into a
rage and causing him to beat his wife and kids. Have a heart man!;-(

K.


I know...but you made one very large assumption: that this guy is
married. What woman would want to put up with all that sh!t?

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:36:33 -0700, "John Morgan"
wrote:

..Hey I made the "Best Of" list! Yes!!
..
..lol.. that was over two years ago, he must have a sophisticated archiving
..system to store all the hate mail he receives. I'm afraid I've long since
..been added to his Idiot Filter(tm) though.

.... for obvious reasons.

..-John Morgan
..

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On 24 Aug 2003 12:13:18 +0950, ireman_1 wrote:

..Muncher, You are right, but I guess it was the optomist in me hoping
..someone would take him in and try to calm him down. You know, give him a
..hoby (other than saving the universe, his own private deluded universe,
..but still) get him from out of a search engine and away from the shack
..in Montana for a day or two a year. Just a hope. Call me silly. Keep on
..keeping on Munch!

Leave it to a mountain biker to totally miss the point.

..K.

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years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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