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Old November 27th 08, 01:45 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
Edward Dolan
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"marika" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Ed has a crush on me.


Get some smarts and who knows?


wait, if I get SMARTS you will have a crush on me? There's a better
chance of this.

OOOOO boy, it's time to dumb down


Alas, you are already way too dumb for me. I like my gals to have at least a
modicum of intelligence.
[...]

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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  #82  
Old November 27th 08, 01:57 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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"marika" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message

[...]
Either leave them in full or go **** yourself!


Can I do both. Why does it have to be in the alternative.


No, you can't do both. You are only good for ****ing since you do not have
any brains at all.
[...]

You seem to have a constipation of the mind.


It's yet somehow better than the condition you suffer from, which is no
mind whatsoever, which is what I generally pay, vis a vis you, except when
totally bored and need some amusement from the circus freak


Sure, but we both know that you are nothing but a ****ing female and only
good for that one thing. Why even pretend that you have a mind - which of
course you don't.
[...]

Why not make yourself useful and tell us what this lester-mosley **** is
all about?


I'll say what I have said a billion times.
He's a young man who lives in Roanoke.
what else would you like to know.


I would like to know why he is legend, you god damn dumb ****ing female!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #83  
Old November 27th 08, 01:59 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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I imagine you being raped by a big black Negro.


OMG God OMG you REALLY ARE FANTASIZING ABOUT ME

ADMISSION AGAINST INTEREST

you have to get other people to do your work for you don't you, nicrosoft

That would cure you forever of your idiotic liberal fantasies - you god
damn ****ing female bitch!


why do you believe I am a liberal

In any event,why do you think that rape cures anyone of anything or that a
race specific assault would thus incline someone.
Moreover, why do you believe you know my race


And put a period at the end of your sentences - you freaking moron!


absolutely not. ............ I will put them at the beginning

mk5000

"Gary in recent years had observed, with plate tectonically cumulative
anxiety, that population was continuing to flow out of the Midwest and
toward the cooler coasts.... Gary wished that all further migration [could]
be banned and all Midwesterners encouraged to revert to eating pasty foods
and wearing dowdy clothes and playing board games, in order that a strategic
national reserve of cluelessness might be maintained, a wilderness of taste
which would enable people of privilege, like himself, to feel extremely
civilized in perpetuity."--Jonathan Franzen, Corrections

  #84  
Old November 27th 08, 02:02 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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" Alas, you are already way too dumb for me. I like my gals to have at
least a modicum of intelligence.



You are a hermit. You are not allowed to like gurlz

sorry

Do you think Condoleeza Rice will endorse John McCain finally?

Do you think she is hawt?

mk5000

"it's mostly posturing. A tragedy rewritten as a farce." --Jonathan Franzen,
Corrections

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Old November 27th 08, 02:06 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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The God of the Christians is Three Persons in One. Therefore, He is not a
hermit.


The trinity is only a valid concept in some christian religions, but not all

Three, clap, three, clap, three persons in one.

It's one of the amazing mysteries of religion, that god can be a trinity but
still be a hermit that ignores you.

If he weren't a hermit, god would still abhor you but at least this gives
him a reason


THis is why you haven't been able to communicate with him he wants no
part of you and his dedication to the anchorite life is true unlike yours


God communes with His Son and the Holy Ghost all the time. Jeez, do I have
to explain EVERYTHING to you!



It is way above your head to understand how he can be communing and still be
a hermit. You've tried to come up with a justification to explain your
allegation about being a hermit but still communing with the usenet
community. But as you are not god, there's no mystery to it. You are a
liar and a self deceving cretin. That's the size of it Ed.

The whole bit in fact

o great, from huffington
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/1...gon-panel.html

Pentagon Panel: Joe Biden Right About Crisis

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Wired | October 27, 2008 at 12:58 PM

The McCain campaign pounced the other day, when Joe Biden said that
his running mate would be tested by an international crisis. But the
chairman of a key Pentagon advisory panel is sounding a similar
warning, telling the next administration to "prepare for a likely
first-270 days crisis."

Veteran Pentagon consultant Michael Bayer, chairman of the Defense
Business Board, told his fellow panelists that the new president's
inner circle should "set aside time in transition to identify the
planning, gravitas and...

  #86  
Old November 27th 08, 02:15 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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"Tom Sherman" wrote in message
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Edward Dolan wrote:

The God of the Christians is Three Persons in One. Therefore, He is not a
hermit.[...]


See http://www.thebricktestament.com/books/holy_trinity.html.

so CUTTTTTTTTTTTE

do you think they have a 12 pack of apostles?

mk5000

"six days a week several pounds of mail came through the door, and since
nothing incidental was allowed to pile up downstairs - since the fiction of
living in this house was that no one lived there - Enid faced a substantial
challenge. She didn't think of herself as a guerilla , but a guerilla was
what she was. By day she ferried materiel from depot to depot, just ahead
of the governing force. By night, beneath a charming but too dim sconce at
a small table in the breakfast nook, she staged various actions: paid
bills, balanced checkbooks, "--Jonathan Franzen, Corrections

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Old November 27th 08, 02:15 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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On Nov 25, 7:58*am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Nov 23, 11:56 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]

In the off chance your remark above was referring to Ed Dolan the Great,
the
only salient point is your "of sorts", but that does not really cover it.

  #88  
Old November 27th 08, 02:20 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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On Nov 25, 8:06*am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Nov 23, 12:15 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:



"marika" wrote in message


.. .


"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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A hermit simply prefers his own company to that of others and
consequently
is alone a lot. Artifacts like computers and the Internet are
irrelevant.


Not a very compelling argument


You don't prefer your own company to that of others. If you preferred
your own then you wouldn't be here arguing with other people. The
computer would be of no interest to you if it were not populated with
people whom you could deride and feel superior to. In order for you to
have a sense of self you need these others to compare yourself to.


Poor Marika does not understand anything. Does Tom Sherman exist? Does
JimmyMac exist? Does Marika exist? Not to me they don't. They are merely
printed words that I read on a Usenet newsgroup. The real danger for us
hermits is not the non-existence of others, but of our own non-existence.
It
seems the sense of my own reality becomes more ephemeral with each passing
year. It cannot be healthy to be always talking to only oneself, so that
is
why I burden the rest of you with my mutterings. How else will I know if I
exist?
The operational word here is BURDEN!!! *How else will you know if you


exist. *Take leave of here and with the each passing year we can take
turns sending you Thank You cards on your birthday. *DEAL???

JimmyMac as a graduate of a Jesuit institution (Loyola College) should know
that psychology without philosophy is a waste of time. I am here to give all
of you dumbbells a little philosophy so you won't go out of the world as
ignorant as you came into it.


JimmyMac was a psychology major with alomst enough hours in
philosophty to double major. That woudl be Loyola UNIVERSITY not that
an instution of learing i relevant to tis conversation, then again
neither is Dolan ... relevant that is. Ed, Try not to let your mind
wander. It's too small and fragile to be out by itself.

.. Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old November 27th 08, 02:36 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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"marika" wrote in message
...

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:[email protected] com...

The God of the Christians is Three Persons in One. Therefore, He is not a
hermit.


The trinity is only a valid concept in some christian religions, but not
all


That cannot be true. In what so-called Christian religion is not God a
Trinity?

Three, clap, three, clap, three persons in one.

It's one of the amazing mysteries of religion, that god can be a trinity
but still be a hermit that ignores you.

If he weren't a hermit, god would still abhor you but at least this gives
him a reason


Here we see the Marika female brain operating at its most felicitous. Anyone
understand what she is saying?
[...]

God communes with His Son and the Holy Ghost all the time. Jeez, do I
have to explain EVERYTHING to you!


It is way above your head to understand how he can be communing and still
be a hermit. You've tried to come up with a justification to explain your
allegation about being a hermit but still communing with the usenet
community. But as you are not god, there's no mystery to it. You are a
liar and a self deceving cretin. That's the size of it Ed.


The size of it is that you are a **** and nothing else.That is where your
brain resides - in your ****. A good ****ing would do wonders for you.
Imagine a female who thinks she can compete with men where intelligence is
required!

Ed Dolan the Great does not commune with the Usenet community. He simply
tells one and all to go to Hell! Very strange that you haven't picked up on
this yet. Jeez, I have already told you to go **** yourself innumerable
times. And by the way, how do you know that I am not a God?

If God is communing with His other Parts, then he is not a hermit. I only
commune with myself. Therefore I am a hermit. What is there about this that
you do not understand? Besides, what does a whore and a harlot like you know
about God anyway? I say stick to your ****ing and leave intellectual
discourse to us Saints.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old November 27th 08, 02:47 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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On Nov 26, 6:45*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"marika" wrote in message

...



"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:[email protected] .com...


Ed has a crush on me.


Get some smarts and who knows?


wait, if I get SMARTS you will have a crush on me? *There's a better
chance of this.


OOOOO boy, it's time to dumb down


Alas, you are already way too dumb for me. I like my gals to have at least a
modicum of intelligence.
[...]


GALS ... units of gravitational acceleration equal to one centimeter
per second squared asks JimmyMac in Tom Sherman-like style ;^) ???
I'm bettin' Tom will really like that one, but regret that I beat him
to it.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


 




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