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  #11  
Old October 10th 19, 10:21 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, October 10, 2019 at 11:53:53 AM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:55:30 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Went out for the usual afternoon walk with the dog. There was a
"instructor" giving kids cycling lessons. The children's toys were
blocking the footpath. I had words with the "instructor" and he got
nasty. Said that if he was not wearing his "uniform" "he would sort
me out". I'd one hand holding the dog's lead, I rolled up my sleeve
on the other hand and said, let's do it. Of course the cowardly
lump of cycling **** backed away - scum. Complaint made to the
local school about the aggressive behaviour and blocking the
footpath by this cyclist ****.



Threatening violence in front of children? You really have lost it.


Read what I said and try to understand. You really are quite thick.


I have read it and I understand it, I just don't believe it.
The first bit with the bikes on the pavement is fine.
The rest is fantasy or drug induced hallucination.


I know nothing about drugs. But as a psycholist you come across as having
some knowledge. I'm sure that the group would be interested in your
knowledge.



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Old October 10th 19, 11:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Thursday, October 10, 2019 at 10:23:04 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, October 10, 2019 at 11:53:53 AM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:55:30 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Went out for the usual afternoon walk with the dog. There was a
"instructor" giving kids cycling lessons. The children's toys were
blocking the footpath. I had words with the "instructor" and he got
nasty. Said that if he was not wearing his "uniform" "he would sort
me out". I'd one hand holding the dog's lead, I rolled up my sleeve
on the other hand and said, let's do it. Of course the cowardly
lump of cycling **** backed away - scum. Complaint made to the
local school about the aggressive behaviour and blocking the
footpath by this cyclist ****.



Threatening violence in front of children? You really have lost it.

Read what I said and try to understand. You really are quite thick.


I have read it and I understand it, I just don't believe it.
The first bit with the bikes on the pavement is fine.
The rest is fantasy or drug induced hallucination.


I know nothing about drugs. But as a psycholist you come across as having
some knowledge. I'm sure that the group would be interested in your
knowledge.


That is because I have done my research. It is not necessary to use drugs in order to understand the effects.
BTW Water is a drug, as is sugar and sugar kills more people than Heroin.
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Old October 11th 19, 09:11 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 11/10/2019 07:21, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, October 10, 2019 at 9:25:05 AM UTC+1, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/10/2019 03:55, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Went out for the usual afternoon walk with the dog. There was a "instructor"
giving kids cycling lessons. The children's toys were blocking the footpath.
I had words with the "instructor" and he got nasty. Said that if he was not
wearing his "uniform" "he would sort me out". I'd one hand holding the dog's
lead, I rolled up my sleeve on the other hand and said, let's do it. Of
course the cowardly lump of cycling **** backed away - scum.
Complaint made to the local school about the aggressive behaviour and
blocking the footpath by this cyclist ****.


Where was your sharpened turd-smeared battleaxe?


I believe Pounder usually causes criminal damage by stomping on the wheels of bicycles on the footpath, but only if they belong to defenceless children.


Oh that would explain it.
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Old October 11th 19, 09:11 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 10/10/2019 23:52, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:55:30 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Went out for the usual afternoon walk with the dog. There was a
"instructor" giving kids cycling lessons. The children's toys were
blocking the footpath. I had words with the "instructor" and he got
nasty. Said that if he was not wearing his "uniform" "he would sort
me out". I'd one hand holding the dog's lead, I rolled up my sleeve
on the other hand and said, let's do it. Of course the cowardly lump
of cycling **** backed away - scum. Complaint made to the local
school about the aggressive behaviour and blocking the footpath by
this cyclist ****.



Threatening violence in front of children? You really have lost it.


Read what I said and try to understand. You really are quite thick.


Thanks greatly for the compliment.
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Old October 12th 19, 06:11 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Wednesday, October 9, 2019 at 3:56:49 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Went out for the usual afternoon walk with the dog. There was a "instructor"
giving kids cycling lessons. The children's toys were blocking the footpath.
I had words with the "instructor" and he got nasty. Said that if he was not
wearing his "uniform" "he would sort me out". I'd one hand holding the dog's
lead, I rolled up my sleeve on the other hand and said, let's do it. Of
course the cowardly lump of cycling **** backed away - scum.
Complaint made to the local school about the aggressive behaviour and
blocking the footpath by this cyclist ****.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1R13Kwy57U&t=54s
Is that you?
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Old Yesterday, 04:28 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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On 12/10/2019 18:11, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 9, 2019 at 3:56:49 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Went out for the usual afternoon walk with the dog. There was a "instructor"
giving kids cycling lessons. The children's toys were blocking the footpath.
I had words with the "instructor" and he got nasty. Said that if he was not
wearing his "uniform" "he would sort me out". I'd one hand holding the dog's
lead, I rolled up my sleeve on the other hand and said, let's do it. Of
course the cowardly lump of cycling **** backed away - scum.
Complaint made to the local school about the aggressive behaviour and
blocking the footpath by this cyclist ****.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1R13Kwy57U&t=54s
Is that you?

LOL, that's hilarious.


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