Motorist Coward

There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

"Brake Pad" wrote in message
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There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

Never happened.

On 06/04/2012 15:37, Brake Pad wrote:
There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

Fantasy of a deluded ****wit.

Did you have a wank writing that Justin?

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On 6 apr, 16:59, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 06/04/2012 15:37, Brake Pad wrote:

There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

Fantasy of a deluded ****wit.

Did you have a wank writing that Justin?

This posting has nothing to do with me but I love how you preface your
question with such an accurate description of both it and its author.

"Brake Pad" wrote in message
...

There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.
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1/10 Justin. Now go and write some fiction that is slightly amusing.

On Apr 6, 3:37*pm, Brake Pad wrote:
There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

Jackanory, Jackanory

On 06/04/2012 15:37, Brake Pad wrote:

There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

But you woke up shortly after that, didn't you?

On 06/04/2012 16:27, Justin wrote:
On 6 apr, 16:59, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:
On 06/04/2012 15:37, Brake Pad wrote:

There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

Fantasy of a deluded ****wit.

Did you have a wank writing that Justin?

This posting has nothing to do with me but I love how you preface your
question with such an accurate description of both it and its author.

Are your pants on fire Justin?

I don't mind if you post under multiple names - but do you have to be so
bad at it?

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

"Justin" wrote in message
...
On 6 apr, 16:59, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 06/04/2012 15:37, Brake Pad wrote:

There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

Fantasy of a deluded ****wit.

Did you have a wank writing that Justin?

This posting has nothing to do with me but I love how you preface your
question with such an accurate description of both it and its author.

Why bother to reply then? - he is just looking for a bite and you gave him
one.
Ignore the idiot.

--
Simon Mason

On 06/04/2012 20:03, Simon Mason wrote:


"Justin" wrote in message
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On 6 apr, 16:59, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 06/04/2012 15:37, Brake Pad wrote:

There I was training: I came to a roundabout where the cars had right
of way. A car approached, slowed down and gave us (Me and a guy on an
ordinary city bike) a signal to proceed in front of him. He then
revved his engine, drove at us and hooted. He began swearing that we
did not have right of way. He entered an industrial estate and I
chased after him. He pulled up at a business and I approached, most
irate. He had used his car as a weapon. He wound down his window to
remonstrate. My punch was well aimed. He wound his window up and drove
off. Not even brave enough to get out.

Fantasy of a deluded ****wit.

Did you have a wank writing that Justin?

This posting has nothing to do with me but I love how you preface your
question with such an accurate description of both it and its author.

Why bother to reply then? - he is just looking for a bite and you gave him one.
Ignore the idiot.

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