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Typical Anti Cyclist Letter
Dear Sir
When so-called asylum seekers get free haircuts for their swans isn't it time someone did something about cyclists? Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens lay slain. And they don't pay road tax. Yours etc Colin Apron. http://www.cyclingplus.co.uk/forum/t...chTerms=,laser |
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Typical Anti Cyclist Letter
PiledHigher Wrote: Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens lay slain. And they don't pay road tax. Don't think Colin has yet attained the gold standard to compare against some the True Greats, such as Harold Charles Wolfe Scruby, Jenny Ward and every overpaid hack who has ever written for News Limited. Face it, he didn't mention ONCE about the threat to western civilisation posed by cyclists bustin' reds, lycra turning decent God-fearing folks ghey, what side gents should dress to, and just who ****ed in the writers cornflakes that morning and the irrefutable effect this had on peak hour traffic. -- cfsmtb |
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PiledHigher wrote:
Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens lay slain. And they don't pay road tax. Yeah, I saw that guy, he had the carbon Scott with the yellow bar tape and and AirZound! -- Bean "I've got a bike You can ride it if you like It's got a basket A bell that rings And things to make it look good I'd give it to you if I could But I borrowed it" Pink Floyd Remove "yourfinger" before replying |
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