Reminder to the cycling newsgroups from E.D. - IX

marika wrote:
"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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You may have noticed that I am now posting my seminal messages

IIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWW gross

You would not think seminal messages would come from someone with the
initials E.D.?

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
"Localized intense suction such as tornadoes is created when temperature
differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
excessive energy onto a cyclist." - Randy Schlitter

"Tom Sherman" wrote in message
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marika wrote:
"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:97OdndBAOI3HR6banZ2dnUVZ_hisnZ2d@prairiewave. com...
You may have noticed that I am now posting my seminal messages

IIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWW gross

You would not think seminal messages would come from someone with the
initials E.D.?

You would not think any messages at all would be coming from a dumb son of a
bitch like you! But anything goes on these ****ing-cycling-newsgroups (all
one word) - and so I will henceforth let everything go myself and join in
the fun!

Marika would like both you and the other Tom (Tom Keats of soggy old
Vancouver) to **** her, one from the front and one from the rear. Think you
can manage it? Just think of Marika as a sexy whore and forget about your
lack of semen and your erectile dysfunction. No doubt the other Tom will
help you out if needed. Unlike you, he actually works for a living with his
hands.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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You would not think any messages at all would be coming from a dumb son of
a bitch like you! But anything goes on these ****ing-cycling-newsgroups
(all one word) - and so I will henceforth let everything go myself and
join in the fun!

Marika would like both you and the other Tom (Tom Keats of soggy old
Vancouver) to **** her, one from the front and one from the rear. Think
you can manage it? Just think of Marika as a sexy whore and forget about
your lack of semen and your erectile dysfunction. No doubt the other Tom
will help you out if needed. Unlike you, he actually works for a living
with his hands.



You know Ed you've ranted quite a bit about ****ing and so on. Outside of
your bureaucratic demands about my posting style, which I won't honor,
because I don't like bureaucrats nor rules where free form is the form --

I'm just curious -- who is it that you are dreaming about ****ing such that
it spills over into your rants here.

I'd love to know, let us know.

Me, I am too busy for such nonsense.
Finally got a break to catch up

We had a very intense training course for the past two weeks. We spent a
lot of
time with each other bonding, interracting. We didn't even spend lunches
apart.
It was a neat experience.

I was assigned to a boss who everyone says he is the best.

My aparment is small but I really like it. I haven't even tried to unpack
yet.

The supermarket is about 2 blocks away and Macys is across the street. Lots
of
places to eat. I take the bus about 25 minutes to work. It runs about
every 20-30
minutes. I live at the metro so I can get to town and I can get to
Philadelphia to see the folks really
easily.

I don't have an office yet, just got a phone and computer on Friday but
can't
remember my work # yet.

I have sold my house and if all should go well, it all ought to be over by
this week.

I bought a prasiolite (green quartz) pendant with Uncle's gift, and have got
innumerable compliments on it so far. My seat is at a window, and when the
sun
comes streaming in, I like to look at it sparkle.

let me know if you need anymore help with research or anything else
we talked about.

Right now I am more concerned in helping my aunt with her weird questions
about wills and
living wills and powers of attorney mroe than I will ever have any time to
ruminate about the thinggs
you amusingly suggest I am ruminating over. I have to make it clear one more
time, to my aunt
and her landlord, in case her landlord is confused by my decision on
how to handle it. Her landlord is a doctor and it is his job to be an
expert on medicine
and what to do as far as life decisions on medicine. By contrast, I am not
and I don't want to be involved in a lawsuit that says that I influenced jer
in any way. So I am
just trying to be careful so that we don't have any arguments with anyone
later
on. I will observe whatever she decides, even if I disagree with it, and I
probably
will, because I love her and would prefer to keep her as long as possible.
But
once she decides what the contents of the document should be, she will need
to execute and witness it.
If she wants to discuss some more, I will be glad to, but ultimately it has
to be what she and only she decides and it has to be in writing so that I
can give
orders to the doctor without having questions given.

Ok, enough of that rant.

.. Hopefully, I won't be around much and be hanging around the
city having fun when I get back from Philadelphia

mk5000

,
"Retreating, to the breath
Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear
And naked shingles of the world.

Ah, love, let us be true"--matthew arnold, dover beach

"marika" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:7c2dnTXOIYvR69banZ2dnUVZ_qSonZ2d@prairiewave. com...

You would not think any messages at all would be coming from a dumb son
of a bitch like you! But anything goes on these
****ing-cycling-newsgroups (all one word) - and so I will henceforth let
everything go myself and join in the fun!

Marika would like both you and the other Tom (Tom Keats of soggy old
Vancouver) to **** her, one from the front and one from the rear. Think
you can manage it? Just think of Marika as a sexy whore and forget about
your lack of semen and your erectile dysfunction. No doubt the other Tom
will help you out if needed. Unlike you, he actually works for a living
with his hands.

You know Ed you've ranted quite a bit about ****ing and so on. Outside of
your bureaucratic demands about my posting style, which I won't honor,
because I don't like bureaucrats nor rules where free form is the form --

Well **** you for not liking bureaucrats! How the hell do you think this
world would function without bureaucrats of all kinds, especially government
bureaucrats. God, you just keep getting stupider and stupider! The only
thing that makes any freedom possible for any of us is discipline, something
which you lack completely. Free form does not exist except in your addled
brain.

I'm just curious -- who is it that you are dreaming about ****ing such
that it spills over into your rants here.

I want the two Toms to **** you simultaneously so that you can all be united
in a ****-fest and live happily ever after. They will be happy to oblige you
as that is mostly all they have on their pea-sized brains anyway - just like
you!

I'd love to know, let us know.

Anyone that starts sexual innuendo with me is going to get it back in their
faces full blast (that is something Ed Gin, the criminal vandal troll who
destroyed ARBR, taught me). A lady would never even broach a sexual subject,
at least not with a gentleman. But you are no lady.

Saint Edward the Great has got you down for a tramp and a whore and He will
treat you as you deserve to be treated. Saint Edward the Great only
tolerates women on the order of Our Blessed Lady, the Virgin Mary. Most of
the women I have known in my life have been on that order of goodness. The
only tramps and whores that I ever meet are on Usenet.

Me, I am too busy for such nonsense.
Finally got a break to catch up

We had a very intense training course for the past two weeks. We spent a
lot of
time with each other bonding, interracting. We didn't even spend lunches
apart.
It was a neat experience.

I was assigned to a boss who everyone says he is the best.

My aparment is small but I really like it. I haven't even tried to unpack
yet.

The supermarket is about 2 blocks away and Macys is across the street.
Lots of
places to eat. I take the bus about 25 minutes to work. It runs about
every 20-30
minutes. I live at the metro so I can get to town and I can get to
Philadelphia to see the folks really
easily.

I don't have an office yet, just got a phone and computer on Friday but
can't
remember my work # yet.

I have sold my house and if all should go well, it all ought to be over by
this week.

I bought a prasiolite (green quartz) pendant with Uncle's gift, and have
got
innumerable compliments on it so far. My seat is at a window, and when
the sun
comes streaming in, I like to look at it sparkle.

let me know if you need anymore help with research or anything else
we talked about.

Right now I am more concerned in helping my aunt with her weird questions
about wills and
living wills and powers of attorney mroe than I will ever have any time to
ruminate about the thinggs
you amusingly suggest I am ruminating over. I have to make it clear one
more time, to my aunt
and her landlord, in case her landlord is confused by my decision on
how to handle it. Her landlord is a doctor and it is his job to be an
expert on medicine
and what to do as far as life decisions on medicine. By contrast, I am
not
and I don't want to be involved in a lawsuit that says that I influenced
jer
in any way. So I am
just trying to be careful so that we don't have any arguments with anyone
later
on. I will observe whatever she decides, even if I disagree with it, and
I probably
will, because I love her and would prefer to keep her as long as possible.
But
once she decides what the contents of the document should be, she will
need to execute and witness it.
If she wants to discuss some more, I will be glad to, but ultimately it
has
to be what she and only she decides and it has to be in writing so that I
can give
orders to the doctor without having questions given.

Ok, enough of that rant.

. Hopefully, I won't be around much and be hanging around the
city having fun when I get back from Philadelphia

All of the above should have been on your own blog or sent only to those
that matter to you in an email. Why inflict your loathsome self on these
honorable cycling newsgroups - you confounded moron! I do not think you have
the slightest notion of the purpose of these newsgroups. Take your personal
affairs to a chat room, not a newsgroup - you confounded moron (or did I
already say that once or twice before)!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

In article ,
"Edward Dolan" writes:

Just think of Marika as a sexy whore and forget about your
lack of semen and your erectile dysfunction. No doubt the other Tom will
help you out if needed. Unlike you, he actually works for a living with his
hands.

You're disgusting and uncivil and uncivilized, and
most of all -- a clumsily, awkwardly artless noodnik.

I do hope you're at least partially self-redeemable.

But I'm an eternal optimist.


cheers, & be fruitful & multiply and go forth,
Tom

--
Nothing is safe from me.
I'm really at:
tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca

"Tom Keats" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Edward Dolan" writes:

Just think of Marika as a sexy whore and forget about your
lack of semen and your erectile dysfunction. No doubt the other Tom will
help you out if needed. Unlike you, he actually works for a living with
his
hands.

You're disgusting and uncivil and uncivilized, and
most of all -- a clumsily, awkwardly artless noodnik.

I will put up with a certain amount of vulgarity from a man, but not from a
woman. When a woman resorts to sexual innuendo I go for the jugular. Women
on Usenet are expected to be saintly like Our Lady, the Blessed Virgin Mary.

I have repeatedly warned the members of these honorable cycling newsgroups
not to mess with Saint Edward the Great. When you do that, He will drag you
into Hell with Him! But a lowly woman who messes with Saint Edward the Great
is truly crazy. The wrath of a Great Saint is a marvel to behold. Even Ed
Dolan the Great fears Saint Edward the Great.

It appears that Marika has gone back to her infernal sewing circle where she
can commiserate with her own kind. We do not want tramps and whores like her
messing with our sacred cycling newsgroups and leading the Two Toms astray.

However, for thinking evil thoughts, I command you to say five Our Fathers
and ten Hail Marys for your penance. Go, my son, and sin no more.
[...]

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota