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Old November 27th 19, 10:02 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Took the dog out last night in the dark. Chatted to another dog walker and
this stinking cyclist all in black, no lights came blasting down the
footpath. The other dog walker said "Arsehole, I hate them".


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Old November 27th 19, 05:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Wednesday, November 27, 2019 at 10:02:30 AM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out last night in the dark. Chatted to another dog walker and
this stinking cyclist all in black, no lights came blasting down the
footpath. The other dog walker said "Arsehole, I hate them".


Were you and your little dog wearing hi-vis clothing as recommended by the Highway Code.

Maybe pedestrians should have to wear these.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cartoon-Cha...4874733&sr=8-3

withe the prop painted dayglo and LEDs at the tips.
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Old November 27th 19, 07:34 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, November 27, 2019 at 10:02:30 AM UTC, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out last night in the dark. Chatted to another dog
walker and this stinking cyclist all in black, no lights came
blasting down the footpath. The other dog walker said "Arsehole, I
hate them".


Were you and your little dog wearing hi-vis clothing as recommended
by the Highway Code.

Maybe pedestrians should have to wear these.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cartoon-Cha...4874733&sr=8-3

withe the prop painted dayglo and LEDs at the tips.


You just can't help yourself. Simon Jester, the group prat.


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Old November 27th 19, 08:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Wednesday, November 27, 2019 at 7:35:25 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, November 27, 2019 at 10:02:30 AM UTC, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out last night in the dark. Chatted to another dog
walker and this stinking cyclist all in black, no lights came
blasting down the footpath. The other dog walker said "Arsehole, I
hate them".


Were you and your little dog wearing hi-vis clothing as recommended
by the Highway Code.

Maybe pedestrians should have to wear these.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cartoon-Cha...4874733&sr=8-3

withe the prop painted dayglo and LEDs at the tips.


You just can't help yourself. Simon Jester, the group prat.


True, when you make up stories like this you open yourself up to ridicule.


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Old November 28th 19, 09:15 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 27/11/2019 23:02, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:



Arseholes are really great for conducting turds to the outside world
where they can be used for all manner of things, such as smearing on
sharpened chisels.
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Old November 28th 19, 09:16 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 28/11/2019 08:34, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, November 27, 2019 at 10:02:30 AM UTC, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out last night in the dark. Chatted to another dog
walker and this stinking cyclist all in black, no lights came
blasting down the footpath. The other dog walker said "Arsehole, I
hate them".


Were you and your little dog wearing hi-vis clothing as recommended
by the Highway Code.

Maybe pedestrians should have to wear these.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cartoon-Cha...4874733&sr=8-3

withe the prop painted dayglo and LEDs at the tips.


You just can't help yourself. Simon Jester, the group prat.


What have you done with your turds, MISTER Pounder?
 




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