A golden oldie is making the rounds

Lance Armstrong to be Stripped of Sixth Tour de France Title

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de
France title.

In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's
hotel room.

The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were
as follows:

(1) Toothpaste(2) Deodorant(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never
seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...

Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to
Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous.

"Rhesus Monkey" wrote in message
...
Lance Armstrong to be Stripped of Sixth Tour de France Title

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de
France title.

In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's
hotel room.

The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were
as follows:

(1) Toothpaste(2) Deodorant(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never
seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...

Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to
Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous.


No need. No need at all for this kind of stuff.

Pat in TX

From: "Pat in TX"

("Rhesus Monkey" posted a bunch of objectionable French bashing crapola.
Content description header 50% correct: "old".)

No need. No need at all for this kind of stuff.

Well said.

Not faintly funny, not welcome.
--Tom Paterson, also in Texas

Nor is the French joke that basically says that heh heh, Americans are
fatter than we are.

-kurd

"Tom Paterson" wrote in message
...
From: "Pat in TX"

("Rhesus Monkey" posted a bunch of objectionable French bashing crapola.
Content description header 50% correct: "old".)

No need. No need at all for this kind of stuff.

Well said.

Not faintly funny, not welcome.
--Tom Paterson, also in Texas

Tom Paterson wrote:

From: "Pat in TX"


("Rhesus Monkey" posted a bunch of objectionable French bashing crapola.
Content description header 50% correct: "old".)


No need. No need at all for this kind of stuff.


Well said.

Not faintly funny, not welcome.


Funny as hell and very welcome.

Greg

--
Destroy your safe and happy lives
Before it is too late
The battles we fought were long and hard
Just not to be consumed by rock'n'roll

I think that's #7...maybe #6.


--
keydates

lighten up folks,

it's a joke

might be old but that was the first time I've heard it.

Very funny and very welcome.


--
Mr_Potatohead