Level 11 Competition

So, lads! It's on!

This competition will test your proficiency as a rider and a man. Get
your ladyfriends out!

Rules are as follows:
1) Both partners have to be balancing on the unicycle without any
supports(like walls or lampposts) or touching the floor and the uni has
to be mounted by one of the partners.
2) Foreplay is allowed, but the snake has to be roused while on the
uni.
3) The trick is "landed" once male climax is achieved.
4) Protection must be used: a rubber for the man and a helmet for the
lady(compulsory).
5) Bonus points for freemounting and "picking up" and dismounting
gracefully.


Note: Due to somewhat private nature of the competition, the video
evidence shall be shared between the competition participants and
registered independent observers. Also, to enter, both partners must be
of age of consent.

Now make some sweat!


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First entrant:
Name: Ivan Ladykiller Nikolaev
Age: 20
Length: beyond measure
Favourite rubber colour: blue


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hahaha... This threads gonna be funny. I'd enter, and could probably
land the trick, but i'd be breaking a rule. (ahem, my age)


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you sir, are unrealistic


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I think rule 3 is impossible on such a dangerous trick would be hard
enough to do the rest.


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Is "can't have landed trick before" a rule?


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glen wrote:
I was referring more specifically to throwing circles at people...I
should have been more explicit.
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I think the whole point of refering to the act as "level 11" is to keep
some sort of family friendly atmosphere here. I think you might have
crossed the line on that.

I've always wondered if you could both be on different unicycles, and
if so would that be harder or easier?


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Seager wrote:
I've always wondered if you could both be on different unicycles, and if
so would that be harder or easier?



There are... um... diagrams somewhere.


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Into the blue

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I wuld get a 20' trialls uni prolly with a blu tiar.
Get splined an a KH saet or ur a pansy.
Get trials cuz thaz whut i du n u mus wannaa whut i du 2.
lol...awwsum.
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Lutz wrote:
I think rule 3 is impossible on such a dangerous trick would be hard
enough to do the rest.


Hey, at least I'm not asking for a female climax.

And I'm pretty sure it's possible.

I've already got two positions in mind. Gonna give it a go tonight,
hopefully.


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Into the blue wrote:
There are... um... diagrams somewhere.




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i think were gonna need to build one of 'these'
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=1B6zdre429A), it would help a little, eh?
lol...


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beeper wrote:
you sir, are unrealistic


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