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Old November 17th 04, 12:00 PM
Richard Bates
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There has been talk on here of excellent reflective tape available
from the "Chav yer car up" section of Halfords.

Here's a little warning: It says on the packet that the tape can be
lifted and repositioned if done straight away. This length of time is
measured in nanoseconds. The tape also tears very easily, leaving a
not very aesthetically pleasing ragged looking bit of tape stuck fast
to the paintwork.

However, in terms of reflective properties - it is simply excellent.

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Old November 17th 04, 05:50 PM
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Richard Bates wrote:

There has been talk on here of excellent reflective tape available
from the "Chav yer car up" section of Halfords.

... in terms of reflective properties - it is simply excellent.


I've been using it for years and it's very good. Halfords doesn't
seem to stock it in the obvious (I thought!) trailers/caravans/towing
section of the shop, so I was quite surprised when I found it recently
amongst the window tint films and the like. It sticks superbly to
painted or plain metal surfaces and most plastics.

One tip: removing the tape once it's been on for months or years is
Very Difficult. If you think you might want to remove it in the
future, for example if it's been badly chipped or is coming apart, is
to put cut-to-shape insulating tape on the surface first and stick the
tape to that.

Becky


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Old November 17th 04, 08:57 PM
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Arellcat wrote:

One tip: removing the tape once it's been on for months or
years is Very Difficult. If you think you might want to
remove it in the future, for example if it's been badly
chipped or is coming apart, is to put cut-to-shape insulating
tape on the surface first and stick the tape to that.

Becky


Good tip, I've had some tape for a while, I've been wanting to stick it on
my cycles for a while now, this weekend if I get time.
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Old November 18th 04, 04:02 PM
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Richard Bates wrote in message . ..
There has been talk on here of excellent reflective tape available
from the "Chav yer car up" section of Halfords.

Snip warnings

For us foreigners what is the translation for "Chav yer car up"?

John Kane
Kingston ON Canada
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Old November 18th 04, 04:07 PM
Dave Larrington
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JRKRideau wrote:
Richard Bates wrote in message
. ..
There has been talk on here of excellent reflective tape available
from the "Chav yer car up" section of Halfords.

Snip warnings

For us foreigners what is the translation for "Chav yer car up"?


Elementary Chav Identification Techniques my be gleaned at or near:

URL: http://www.chavscum.co.uk

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Old November 18th 04, 04:08 PM
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JRKRideau wrote:
Richard Bates wrote in message . ..

There has been talk on here of excellent reflective tape available
from the "Chav yer car up" section of Halfords.


Snip warnings

For us foreigners what is the translation for "Chav yer car up"?


If you'll forgive the somewhat discriminatory etymology, I believe you
may recognize the terms "ricer" or "rice boy". These characters "chav
up" their Far-Eastern vehicles with ridiculous spoilers, lights,
graphics, wheels and ICE to give the appearance of a much more expensive
and high-performance vehicle. The CYCU section of Halfords supplies
products to enable said chavving to occur.

Having said all that, this thread is the first time I've seen the verb
"to chav".

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Old November 18th 04, 04:11 PM
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On 18 Nov 2004 08:02:55 -0800, (JRKRideau)
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For us foreigners what is the translation for "Chav yer car up"?


http://www.ivenus.com/ubb/Forum23/HTML/000111.html helps to explain...
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If, as Einstein said, space is curved and occupies ten
dimensions including time; How can you be certain which
is the underneath of a ladder? And how can you be certain
you haven't already walked under one next week?
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Old November 18th 04, 04:17 PM
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JRKRideau wrote:

For us foreigners what is the translation for "Chav yer car up"?


Take an ordinary automobile and cover it in things which have no effect
on the performance at all, but allow you to make a Personal Statement[1]
about your high performance aspirations. Beyond boring old go-faster
stripes there are alloy wheels, low profile tyres, spoilers (the best
ones wouldn't look out of place on a fighter aircraft), exhaust systems
which have wide pipes and somewhat partially successful
silencers/mufflers, paint jobs with sparkly finishes and/or that change
colour according to viewing angle, LEDs on the windscreen washer nipples
and/or the underside of the car beneath the doors, deep tinted windows
and sound systems that have bmchkka bmchkka noises reverberating around
the neighbourhood while the driver cruises around it in circles.

The cars don't generally /go/ any better than a typical family
hatchback, because the owners are the sort of age that couldn't afford
to insure a genuinely hot car even if they could afford to buy it.
Faced with lack of go, they try and substitute show.

Pete.

[1] in the same way that jeans show how you're a real nonconformist
individual and hate to be the same as everyone else

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Old November 18th 04, 04:29 PM
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Peter Clinch wrote:

in the same way that jeans show how you're a real nonconformist
individual and hate to be the same as everyone else


It's not a uniform, I just dress this way coz all my mates do...

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floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)


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Old November 18th 04, 04:45 PM
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Peter Clinch wrote:
LEDs
on the windscreen washer nipples and/or the underside of the car
beneath the doors,


When I was in the USA a lot of kids had cars with flouresent tube lamps
mounted under the car, so it would light up the road under the car - but no
other mods. "Ground effect lights" I think they were called.

I actually thought it looked quite nice. Maybe I'm just sad. :P

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