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Cyclists Boycott Assos
Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company
Assos. Company officials announced to investors today that their first quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a result. "Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet," an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious." "Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry analyst Handel Barr. "They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. I can only speculate this is because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European." News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on Assos' behalf. "We're having trouble even starting talks. We tried to contact the boycott leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were unfamiliar with the boycott. They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some Bontrager components. Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de Fruentia. "As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. That would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended". |
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Cyclists Boycott Assos
On Mar 15, 4:27 am, "TM" wrote:
Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company Assos. Company officials announced to investors today that their first quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a result. "Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet," an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious." "Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry analyst Handel Barr. "They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. I can only speculate this is because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European." News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on Assos' behalf. "We're having trouble even starting talks. We tried to contact the boycott leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were unfamiliar with the boycott. They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some Bontrager components. Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de Fruentia. "As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. That would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended". Hmmm...is this for real? It smells like a hoax to me. |
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Cyclists Boycott Assos
On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:27:58 -0700 (PDT), bobcullinan
wrote: On Mar 15, 4:27 am, "TM" wrote: Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company Assos. Company officials announced to investors today that their first quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a result. "Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet," an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious." "Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry analyst Handel Barr. "They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. I can only speculate this is because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European." News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on Assos' behalf. "We're having trouble even starting talks. We tried to contact the boycott leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were unfamiliar with the boycott. They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some Bontrager components. Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de Fruentia. "As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. That would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended". Hmmm...is this for real? It smells like a hoax to me. I dunno, I just skimmed it. Never realized there was an ASO/Assos connection but I guess it makes sense. No Assos for me. |
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On Mar 15, 2:36*pm, John Forrest Tomlinson
wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:27:58 -0700 (PDT), bobcullinan wrote: On Mar 15, 4:27 am, "TM" wrote: Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company Assos. *Company officials announced to investors today that their first quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a result. *"Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet," an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious." "Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry analyst Handel Barr. *"They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. *I can only speculate this is because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European." News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on Assos' behalf. "We're having trouble even starting talks. *We tried to contact the boycott leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were unfamiliar with the boycott. *They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some Bontrager components. *Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de Fruentia. *"As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. *That would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended". Hmmm...is this for real? It smells like a hoax to me. I dunno, I just skimmed it. Never realized there was an ASO/Assos connection but I guess it makes sense. *No Assos for me.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - They must all be gay too, and we KNOW that's totally evil, since there's "ass" in there so we must boycott them. Bill C |
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Cyclists Boycott Assos
John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:
I dunno, I just skimmed it. Never realized there was an ASO/Assos connection but I guess it makes sense. Â*No Assos for me.- Hide quoted text - Bill C wrote: They must all be gay too, and we KNOW that's totally evil, since there's "ass" in there so we must boycott them. Which implies they must be liberals, which in turn implies there is a liberal plot to sell svelte bib shorts to fat fatty masters to make them look bad. |
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Cyclists Boycott Assos
On Mar 15, 1:21*pm, Donald Munro wrote:
John Forrest Tomlinson wrote: I dunno, I just skimmed it. Never realized there was an ASO/Assos connection but I guess it makes sense. *No Assos for me.- Hide quoted text - Bill C wrote: They must all be gay too, and we KNOW that's totally evil, since there's "ass" in there so we must boycott them. Which implies they must be liberals, which in turn implies there is a liberal plot to sell svelte bib shorts to fat fatty masters to make them look bad. ASSOS very Scary outfit: I've always been a bit suspect about Assos ever since the 1978 World track championship in Munich. That was when Toni Maier-Moussa and Hans Hess brought out the very first anatomical skin suit that was worn by Daniel Gisiger. Toni Maier-Moussa had been doing funny stuff at the Zurich Technical University with carbon fiber back about then, and the US Department of Defense was going to shut that experiment down but sadly never did. |
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, bobcullinan wrote: On Mar 15, 4:27 am, "TM" wrote: Fans of American cyclist Levi Leipheimer are boycotting the Swiss company Assos. Company officials announced to investors today that their first quarter 2008 earnings would fall well below analysts' expectations as a result. "Stockpiles of XL, XLG and TIR sized goods are building and if they continue at this pace will bring tremendous pressure to our balance sheet," an unnamed Assos official said. "This is serious." "Leipheimer's fans are an enthusiastic, if uninformed, lot," said industry analyst Handel Barr. "They are upset Levi won't be allowed to start this year's Tour de France, but they seem to have confused Assos with the Amaury Sports Organisation (ASO) who promote Le Tour. I can only speculate this is because Assos and ASO both use the letters A, S, O exclusively in their names, are connected to cycling in some fashion and are European." News of the crisis has prompted the Swiss government to try and intercede on Assos' behalf. "We're having trouble even starting talks. We tried to contact the boycott leaders through the 'Let Levi Ride' website, but the people there were unfamiliar with the boycott. They did offer us a 'pro deal' on some Bontrager components. Unfortunately, the savings doesn't amount to more than a pair of Fl.13 S5 bid shorts," said government spokesman Willelmus de Fruentia. "As it stands", he continued,"the war between the ASO and the UCI will be the only European war that hasn't made Switzerland money. That would be embarrassing to have happen on our watch, no pun intended". Hmmm...is this for real? It smells like a hoax to me. NSS -- Michael Press |
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On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:21:31 +0200, Donald Munro
wrote: John Forrest Tomlinson wrote: I dunno, I just skimmed it. Never realized there was an ASO/Assos connection but I guess it makes sense. *No Assos for me.- Hide quoted text - Bill C wrote: They must all be gay too, and we KNOW that's totally evil, since there's "ass" in there so we must boycott them. Which implies they must be liberals, which in turn implies there is a liberal plot to sell svelte bib shorts to fat fatty masters to make them look bad. Assos sounds sort French too, and I'm not wearing French Shorts. Freedom shorts for me. These colors don't runnn!!!!! |
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Cyclists Boycott Assos
On Mar 15, 3:59*pm, John Forrest Tomlinson
wrote: Assos sounds sort French too, and I'm not wearing French Shorts. Freedom shorts for me. *These colors don't runnn!!!!! Hey, lighten up. They got sick with Dien Bien Flu over in Indochina and I think ran into some bad weather. |
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Cyclists Boycott Assos
On Mar 15, 6:59*pm, John Forrest Tomlinson
wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:21:31 +0200, Donald Munro wrote: John Forrest Tomlinson wrote: I dunno, I just skimmed it. Never realized there was an ASO/Assos connection but I guess it makes sense. *No Assos for me.- Hide quoted text - Bill C wrote: They must all be gay too, and we KNOW that's totally evil, since there's "ass" in there so we must boycott them. Which implies they must be liberals, which in turn implies there is a liberal plot to sell svelte bib shorts to fat fatty masters to make them look bad. Assos sounds sort French too, and I'm not wearing French Shorts. Freedom shorts for me. *These colors don't runnn!!!!! Glad to see you getting with the program. Have some "freedom fries". Make sure you listen to Rush on monday so you know what to think for the week though. Bill C Bill C |
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